When I first watched this shitshow of a testimony and heard this clip, I immediately thought of Schmoyoho, I'm glad they didn't disappoint. Her saying "The DOW" twice over in two different tones was tailor made for them.
That shit would have been career-ending had Bondi not been one of Trump's loyal dogs.
I really hate how they've been trying to make Kai Trump a "thing" ever since Trump got reelected. No one's ever heard of this spoiled bitch, no one cares, you're not gonna astroturf a genuine social media presence by flaunting the fact that your grandfather is the president and you get special privileges no one else does, especially during a time where people are struggling to make ends meet due to your grandfather's stupid fucking decisions.
Barron is mostly ignored outside of memes about how tall he is because he's (likely autistic but) keeps himself out of the public eye and doesn't want to be a celebrity. This stupid cunt is out here going "Hey America, this is what your tax dollars are paying for! I got to fly my own federally-funded bodyguards on a federally funded plan to the world's most expensive grocery store!"
Usually it takes a President into his 3rd year of his second term to commit suicide for his party. Such an overachiever.
It's so funny, because anyone with a brain could see this shit coming a mile away. We had two years to learn Trump was a grifter with no morals back in 2015. We lived through 4 years of Trump being a corrupt criminal grifter with no morals from 2017-2021. We had four years of him pulling every trick in the book to avoid facing accountability during the Biden years to understand that Trump was a corrupt criminal grifter with no morals from 2021-2025.
Unfortunately, 77 million Americans lack basic pattern recognition skills. So many fucking people projected their own bullshit culture war ideology and "morals" onto him, and pulled out all the stops to make sure Trump would never face the jailtime he was destined for before the 2024 election. So many morons genuinely believed him when he said he could magically fix all of America's problems if they just kept his ass out of jail and put him back in power.
Now we're here. He can't legally seek re-election and his frail old body is absolutely going to give out before 2030, so he has literally no reason to give a shit about the electoral consequences of his actions. Because 77 million idiots with votes that have equal weight to yours and mine wanted to protect a billionaire. America fell for this shit TWICE.
