Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Whatever happened to those anti-war protests, I guess even Code Pink and the other Red Chinese front organizations realized simping for goatfuckers wasn't going to go over well this time
 
Frank Darabont must have sold his soul to someone to be able to adapt three of this nigger's works into acclaimed films.
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Riverfagg1599 said:
Iranian girl setting irgc dudes tent on fire 😂.
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See California? ITS NOT THAT FUCKING HARD TO DEAL WITH THE HOMELESS.

SaidNoOneEver said:
"My stupid opinions may have gotten a million people killed but you mispelled a word!!!!"

You fucking retard.
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Nigger you literally believe there is a gate across Hormuz that the US would need to open if Iran closed it. 1773107629238.png
You get utterly mogged on IQ tests by slime mold. You have the self awareness of stale peanut. It is like your keyboard is the designated shitting street and your very hands are entire population of your fellow Indians.

InspiredReviewBrah said:
The twinks who sing K-Pop were promised to these Iranian girls 3000 years ago by Mossad. DAMN YOU, ISRAEL!
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Jesus every time I learn more about Islam it is crazier and more ridiculous than the last thing I learned about it /sneed
 
TyrasGuard said:
Wait, I legitimately do not get this one. Is this the latest leftist "gotcha"?
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Heads I win tails you lose logic is standard for retards like King

If Trump continues the war he's a fascist warmonger

If Trump ends the war he's a coward bully who got smacked in the mouf and is now crying in the corner
 
draggs said:
Whatever happened to those anti-war protests, I guess even Code Pink and the other Red Chinese front organizations realized simping for goatfuckers wasn't going to go over well this time
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Nope. Just like all the other ones: without the seemingly unlimited NGO money, they can't keep this shit going as much as they would usually.
 
Mojtaba is reportedly unable to attend his official "allegiance ceremony" due to an assassination attempt, opting to use a picture of him instead.

they did it again
 
InspiredReviewBrah said:
Mohammad had sex with the men of al-ZUTT who were like Pakistanis or some shit. I doubt that his followers being more inbred on average than the average medieval Hapsburg would sway his mind.
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TyrasGuard said:
They are unironically waiting for terrorist attacks on US citizens so leftoids can claim they were right all along.
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I want to deport liberals and Muslims so bad. I’m tired of leftists shitting up everything they control.
 

CENTCOM posts footage of launchers attempting to hide.

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US/Israeli airstrikes on western Tehran, Iran.



United States Central Command (CENTCOM) shared a footage showing the first-ever American airstrike on an Iranian Talaash/Sayyad long-range SAM launcher somewhere in Iran.



Iran has launched an airstrike against an unidentified AmeriKKKan base somewhere in the Middle East. I hate that I have to clarify that this is a joke.
 
TyrasGuard said:
Wait, I legitimately do not get this one. Is this the latest leftist "gotcha"?
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It means "Trump Always Chickens Out".

Basically the process is:
1) Trump threatens something
2) Shitlibs declare that thing Trump threatened will literally end the world/crash the economy/institute full Nazi Germany/etc.
3) Trump doesn't do that thing because it was all blowhard negotiating tactics
4) Shitlibs declare that Trump has chickened out

For example:
Trump: "I'm going to invade Greenland"
Libs: "NOOOO EUROPE WOULD CRASH OUR ECONOMY OVERNIGHT IN RETALIATION!!!"
Trump: "I'm not actually going to invade Greenland."
Libs: "HAHAHA CHICKEN! NO BALLS LMAO HE WAS TOO SCARED TO FOLLOW THROUGH WITH IT!!! 🌮 🌮 🌮"
 
draggs said:
-their frens in Lebanon and Iraq are mostly sitting on their hands AGAIN
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Point of order: There are a lot of Iraqi militia inside Iran currently, they were called in to help deal with the protests.

For the Iraqi government though....
There is just no apetite for signing up for another round of getting utterly raped from the air - again - by the majority of the Iraqi government. The Sunnis, Kurds, and most of the Shiites don't want a second dose of freedom delivered in 500lb increments.

draggs said:
(protip, Ayatollahs: you fucked up, you trusted Arabs)
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Worse than trusting Arabs, they Trusted Iraqis.

My favorite Muslim story is about how after one of Muhammed's grandsons was killed via poison by the guy who would become the next Caliph and it being very obvious he did it, the Iraqis wrote to the only still living grandson of Muhammed - yes, that Muhammed, the holiest guy in their religion the one they emulate and use his words as an excuse for everything they do - begging them to save them from the new wicked Caliph.

this guy, Ali, rebuffed their requests a number of times and then when the Iraqi muslims promised him 20,000 troops he agreed to leave Mecca and go lead them to liberation.

Once he was in Iraq, the Iraqis immediately renegged. They refused to allow Ali's cousin to take shelter in their homes leading to him being hunted and cut down in the streets. There is a huge thing in Islam/Arab culture about being buried no more than 3 days after death (hot climate + dead corpse = decomp happens fast) and the local Iraqis were such sackless cowards they allowed this guy - a relative of their most sacred holy prophet - to lay in the street where he was killed for like a week before asking for permission to bury him.

Then they allowed the Grandson of Muhammed to be beseiged and slowy die of thirst in the desert, including his infant son, the Great Grandson of their holiest prophet Muhammed, and then to be killed in in combat against the forces of the Caliph.

The moral of the story is that Muslims are murderous sand apes that will kill their own spritual leader's grandsons with zero hesitiation and murder a baby because it might become a threat in the future. And also to never fucking ever trust an Iraq. Treachery is baked into their DNA.

draggs said:
-their navy no longer exists
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Hey that is way wrong and completely out of line.
Their navy totally still exists.
...As a series of artificial reefs.


Uncle Buck said:
Now that you mention it an Iranian Guantanamo Bay would make all the sense in the world. But damn that would be an expensive endeavor.
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I mean charge a toll on Hormuz and it pays for itself.
 
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