I legitimately thought it was some esoteric Patposting that I lacked the knowledge to understand at first.
"No, child, I was not bullied in high school. Those are your delusions again. I was one of those actual tough guys who even the jocks were afraid of." is something I could 100% see Pat tweeting. I bet you could prompt something very similar if you showed him an AI rendition of him getting stuffed in a locker or something. Patrick can at least concoct a fantasy where he's actually a badass. This fella came off as a weird little sperg that fantasizes about Chad needing medical attention from a football injury, giving him an opportunity to exact revenge for the many thousands of felonies against him and his family. Hope he posts more often, I haven't laughed that hard in a bit tbh.
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Looks like Rick got another one. Be a little extra welcoming to any new arrivals in your cell block this week