💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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It's a testament to his unique stupidity that he continues with the online tough guy routine that literally no one on the planet is buying.
He will spoon feed you your own teeth. He literally carries around a spoon to do that.
It’s a D+; literally the bare minimum to not fail the class. It’s even beyond being a kid who doesn’t apply himself, there is a major foundational issue (likely because Fatty is fuckin’ dumb) preventing him from performing better.
The only reason this retarded, drooling faggot even "graduated" at all was nobody could cope with dealing with this spastic sped for another year. They just graduated him to get rid of him.
 
I legitimately thought it was some esoteric Patposting that I lacked the knowledge to understand at first.
"No, child, I was not bullied in high school. Those are your delusions again. I was one of those actual tough guys who even the jocks were afraid of." is something I could 100% see Pat tweeting. I bet you could prompt something very similar if you showed him an AI rendition of him getting stuffed in a locker or something. Patrick can at least concoct a fantasy where he's actually a badass. This fella came off as a weird little sperg that fantasizes about Chad needing medical attention from a football injury, giving him an opportunity to exact revenge for the many thousands of felonies against him and his family. Hope he posts more often, I haven't laughed that hard in a bit tbh.

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Looks like Rick got another one. Be a little extra welcoming to any new arrivals in your cell block this week :)
THE RETURN OF THE KING
 
If you thought Chris Chan getting to voice a cat in Mewgenics was wild, wait until you see Fatrick's cameo as an enemy!
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Even better: someone submitted Fatrick as a potential cat name.
 
He will spoon feed you your own teeth. He literally carries around a spoon to do that.

The only reason this retarded, drooling faggot even "graduated" at all was nobody could cope with dealing with this spastic sped for another year. They just graduated him to get rid of him.
Plus his mom was the school shrink. I'm sure she gave the principal some "talking to" ie she sucked his cock to completion in the teacher's lounge regularly.
 
He will spoon feed you your own teeth. He literally carries around a spoon to do that.
He carries around a spoon because, in his great corpulence, he never wants an excuse to not partake in the off-chance he encounters food. Using the implement to spoonfeed the fascists their own teeth is a secondary benefit.
 
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Our prized pig insinuating he's going to be the "physical force that removes fascists from office"
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Hard to do that from under the blanket on the fart couch.
MAGA has been a thing since Franklin D. Roosevelt. Ronald Reagan used it during his presidential campaign. Your country does just fine with wanting to be put first. It's not like your Canada who would rather give billions of dollars to failed wars and niggers instead of to their own people then when allies ask for help, Canada can't do a thing.
 
"KISS ME, HARDY, you mad stalker child..!"
*expires*
BRRRRAPPPPPP... escaping gases from the swiftly decaying Admiral fill the cabin, the poop deck, and everywhere else - but Captain Thomas Hardy sticks him with a cutlass to let the gases out, and gives orders that flares be sent up, in the hope of attracting the attention of any passing whaler who can melt the carcass down.
 
Also the fact most members of the Royal Navy were debt slaves.
Speaking of slaves there was also Patricia Scarlett Tomlinson of Antebellum Louisiana, seen here reuniting one of her most delightfully flatulent field bucks with his children
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I legitimately thought it was some esoteric Patposting that I lacked the knowledge to understand at first.
"No, child, I was not bullied in high school. Those are your delusions again. I was one of those actual tough guys who even the jocks were afraid of." is something I could 100% see Pat tweeting. I bet you could prompt something very similar if you showed him an AI rendition of him getting stuffed in a locker or something. Patrick can at least concoct a fantasy where he's actually a badass. This fella came off as a weird little sperg that fantasizes about Chad needing medical attention from a football injury, giving him an opportunity to exact revenge for the many thousands of felonies against him and his family. Hope he posts more often, I haven't laughed that hard in a bit tbh.
I don't blame you for thinking it's "esoteric Patposting." After all, Pat claimed to have sewn "a man's leg back on with dental floss and a basketball needle" while working as a lifeguard. This is how you chose to end your life, stalker -- screaming at the bottom of the ocean. Enjoy drowning.
 
If only rick was smart enough to realize that if he stopped posting for a week we'd be at each other's throats, if he stopped posting for a year we'd all be dead.
Not all of us, child. Those of us that survived would enjoy prison.
the momentum he’s built up means it would take quite a while before it totally wanes
"A massively fat body in motion tends to stay in motion."
Fatrick is your guy to throw the gayest punch you have ever seen
The fucking gayest. A drunk twink, fresh off a breakup, in the club looking to hook up, would be creeped out by how fucking gay that punch was.
Fatty Patty must be a genuine dunce
No, stalker. Fatty Patty must be a FFWBT. How many thousands of times must you be told this? How many thousands of felonies must you be charged with? Enjoy prison.
The only significant physical force he is capable of inflicting is on the ground.
Only when he immediately immobilizes a stalker child he notices in his vicinity.
I'd argue that was a Patty-tier thing to say. And he says a lot of unbelievable, dumb, and/or just flat out wrong shit in general that borders on Patty level nonsense.
Those are merely your delusions, stlaker. He posted that what the Canuck child had written was the most autistic thing he'd read on this site. As a man with 4 sinks, a bag of balloons, and 2 cans of paint, I felt uniquely qualified to point out to him there's far more autistic things on the site. One really doesn't have to look hard. So either he was very new or he simply hadn't gone anywhere else here.

What a stupid thing to get sentenced to life in prison over. You could avoid such a fate by using a firearm to blow the rat excrement that's in place of your brain all over the walls and ceiling of your room. Your mother, coming tell you the tendies are ready, will scream upon discovery of your corpse. Her horror will be short-lived as she discovers not only the source of why you never published a few godawful sci-fi books or made friends with pedophiles, but that in your final moments you emptied your bowels and bladder all over her carpet.
 
If Fatty Two-Chins had the capacity for self-reflection, he'd kill himself years ago

Maybe he has enough to realize on one level how ridiculous this all is, but also has a psychological defense which denies and doubles down on his craziness as an internal shield.

On the day he finally snaps, he will probably also kill Niki.

I hope there is a lot of oinking and hollering to warn his neighbors and air BnB guests, because he might decide to do a mass shooting of stalker children and fascists before shooting himself.

With any luck he will fatly stumble into the street, fire a few bullets in to the sky, and be taken out by an actual swat team before killing anyone else.
 
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