💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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The Taco Santo! said:
The funniest moment in all four years came during a pep rally in the gym. The cheerleaders were dancing, and we enjoyed it, then one of the male cheerleaders, a really arrogant little prick went flipping across the gym and plowed into the two disciplinarians, who were themselves two of the biggest pricks I've ever known to this day, and all three went flying.
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See, thanks to being good in Sports Medicine it would be my job back than to put those idiots "back together" as it were. This also meant the jocks wouldn't mess with me because I can hurt you a lot more while you're injured and just say I was "doing my best", like oh no! I lost some marks while putting you in your place.

UncleTusky said:
The way it worked at my school was that you had to be enrolled in the corresponding AP class to take the test, no exceptions. Even if you took the equivalent class at the community college. For foreign languages you couldn't take the exam without taking the class even if you were a native speaker.
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Same here, you had to be in the AP courses to take their finals.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
This also meant the jocks wouldn't mess with me because I can hurt you a lot more while you're injured and just say I was "doing my best", like oh no! I lost some marks while putting you in your place.
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The single most autistic thing I've read on this site, including posts from silly fellas like Patrick.
 
The Secret Sauce said:
The single most autistic thing I've read on this site, including posts from silly fellas like Patrick.
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The Canadian Kitty and I definitely have our differences but my dude, you're either way newer than your join date shows or you have never been outside this thread.
 
An automatic clown said:
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So yeah he is referring to grade school LOL. What a fat porker, he literally peaked in middle school. It's been a hot minute since I've been in high school but you can just take an AP test and get course credit ? Wouldn't that credit show up on his transcripts ? I thought you'd have to at least take the AP course then pass a test at the end to get credit. Dunno.
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Big fat zeroes on 12th grade Physics and Chemistry, by the way, stalker. Die screaming in your asylum cell, stalker.
 
NaggotFigger said:
Big fat zeroes on 12th grade Physics and Chemistry, by the way, stalker. Die screaming in your asylum cell, stalker.
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This fat fucker literally flunked out on every course related to his so-called career in sci-fi. He's so retarded he utterly failed on every relevant course to his "career."
 
An automatic clown said:
So yeah he is referring to grade school LOL. What a fat porker, he literally peaked in middle school. It's been a hot minute since I've been in high school but you can just take an AP test and get course credit ? Wouldn't that credit show up on his transcripts ? I thought you'd have to at least take the AP course then pass a test at the end to get credit. Dunno.
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According to him he's taken every test, aced every single one. The ACT, the ASVAB, AP class tests apparently, he's done it all, and he has a 140 IQ. He's good at everything, yet has nothing to show for it. Fat. I can't imagine being such a piggish queer.
 
In the Sick of It said:
According to him he's taken every test, aced every single one. The ACT, the ASVAB, AP class tests apparently, he's done it all, and he has a 140 IQ. He's good at everything, yet has nothing to show for it. Fat. I can't imagine being such a piggish queer.
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Did we ever find out what he all took in college before he ditched it?
 
Dean Pentel said:
The Canadian Kitty and I definitely have our differences but my dude, you're either way newer than your join date shows or you have never been outside this thread.
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Apologies, bragging about how "the jocks" were afraid of you in high school because you might intentionally injure them with your vast sports medicine knowledge is just a lot cooler than I thought it was. I'll show myself to the prison cell :(
 
The last thing that you see before you blow your brains out as you die screaming in your cat shit infested stalker prison cell is Fatrick’s word problem sets from 5th grade gifted class and proof he got a 2 in AP English language
 
If keeping quiet is key to success, then I think we can all agree the reason why Patrick is a failure is because he's a belligerent, obnoxious, loud, drunk.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
If only rick was smart enough to realize that if he stopped posting for a week we'd be at each other's throats, if he stopped posting for a year we'd all be dead.
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I'm sure some of us could find other lolcows, though some of the ones I follow are either going to be dead soon, in jail, or do the exact same thing every day without any deviations. Unlike Patrick, who can come out and say stupid shit confidently daily. He's not always the "enjoy prison" guy.
 
Anonymus Fluhre said:
He's not always the "enjoy prison" guy.
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The incarceration revelry is the emotional flywheel maintaining inertia between the exciting high level events. While forgoing his only social interaction would inevitably drain away the interest in him, the momentum he’s built up means it would take quite a while before it totally wanes, a la Ralph.
 
Brothermen, allow me to introduce thee more new stinky winky drinks. :story:
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I’ll take the FAT SPERM CHUGGER RICK and Gay Rodeo special deluxe Diarrhea Bubblebath, please.
 
AnOminous said:
He took dick. Lots of dick. Immense amounts of dick.
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Tommy “Two-Suck” AIDs incarnate cowboy took lots of gay rodeo doggy styles and had thousands of bukkake from other fat faggots. The apple doesn’t fall far from the fat ass crack, stalker.

Rick chugs 5 Das Boot full of fat load of gassing nigger cum, pubes and smegma before. Diaper Dan told me all of this including the Tomlinson diaper economy.
 
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