US US Politics General 2: Hope Edition - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

Helpful links for those who need them:

Current members of the House of Representatives
https://www.house.gov/representatives

Current members of the Senate
https://www.senate.gov/senators/

Current members of the US Supreme Court
https://www.supremecourt.gov/about/biographies.aspx

Members of the Trump Administration
https://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Tell us where the whole “pants shitting” thing began. Chantal was just featured for shitting her pants. Surely if a president shat himself it would be the front page of the New York Times

During the Trump trial, it came out from people in the court room that he was literally shitting his pants regularly. When it came out, his fans (including people in this very thread) said that having to wear diapers due to fecal incontinence was an alpha male thing, and he shit his pants a few weeks ago and ended a press conference early

https://www.latimes.com/opinion/story/2024-05-15/donald-trump-lincoln-project-adult-diapers

 

[TyrasGuard]

The partial government shutdown is still going on in case anyone forgot. The Democrats are probably hoping an Islamic terrorist attack, with a high body count, is successful.

I love the idea that they are just salivating at the thought of dead Americans.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

The Hulkster got phone booked a while back and it was revealed that he had an ER visit to get a gerbil removed from his rectum.

For some reason his response to this has been to simply say, "no, you!" and then babble about not liking the President.

you do know that lying about doxing is a literal permabannable offense, right?

Also, if you're gonna make up shit, make something more believable than a gerbil in the ass.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

You have to post that.

Uncle Dammit is on a lot of NyQuil right now. It is enough to shitpost. Sources are out of the question.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

During the Trump trial, it came out from people in the court room that he was literally shitting his pants regularly.

May we have the witness statements?

When it came out, his fans (including people in this very thread)

Never happened but please, keep acting like a debauched flailing spastic worthy of a [hug in a prison shower]

said that having to wear diapers due to fecal incontinence was an alpha male thing,

Literally. Never. Happened.

and he shit his pants a few weeks ago and ended a press conference early

Ok you’re done. Can someone please get the double barrel?

you do know that lying about doxing is a literal permabannable offense, right?

Okay so why isn’t he banned groomer pedophile rapist cannibal Hulk?

Are you gonna fed post and drive into police like your precious waifu Reinee Good?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

May we have the witness statements?



Never happened but please, keep acting like a debauched flailing spastic worthy of a [hug in a prison shower]


Literally. Never. Happened.

Ok you’re done. Can someone please get the double barrel?

I posted links but of course you're in denial about anything bad about your daddy. Even with links

the dude is 79 years old, obese and eats nothing but McDonalds. It'd be a miracle if he didn't shit his pants

 

[Mister Fister]

you do know that lying about doxing is a literal permabannable offense, right?

Also, if you're gonna make up shit, make something more believable than a gerbil in the ass.

C'mon hulk it's funny.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

I posted links but of course you're in denial about anything bad about my daddy. Even with links

my dude is 79 years old, obese and eats nothing but McDonalds. It'd be a miracle if I didn't shit his pants

No you didn’t and no most old people don’t shit themselves except you

 

[The Secret Sauce]

They have no navy, no communications, they've got no Air Force.

They are a confederation of sand tribes twisted by oil money and American lenience into a crude mockery of Washington's perfection.
All the "validation" they get is two-faced and half-hearted. Their ancestors are disgusted and ashamed by them, their "allies" laugh at their pathetic society behind their backs. Militaries are utterly unphased by them. Thousands of years of international conflict have allowed militaries to sniff out frauds with incredible ease. Even Iranians who "succeed" look pathetic and weak to an American. Their evaporated head of state is a dead giveaway.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

C'mon hulk it's funny.

at least come up with something better than a gerbil in the ass

No you didn’t and no most old people don’t shit themselves except you

I literally showed you sources showing that Trump did, but in your eyes Donald Trump is the epitome of perfection without any flaws so you refuse to believe it even with proof of it. You even claim that he's young, fit, strong, hip and healthy. You're in a cult and it's pretty sad, little guy. I mean you even said, in the TES thread, that not releasing the Epstein files was GUD

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Someone managed to get John DeLancie, Q from Star Trek, to irl Q-Anon post

 

[innocent jogger]

I posted links but of course you're in denial about anything bad about your daddy. Even with links

the dude is 79 years old, obese and eats nothing but McDonalds. It'd be a miracle if he didn't shit his pants

So you are saying the Orange Man is bad? What a unique and informative take on US politics, gerbil stuffer.

 

[mlanguishi]

Someone managed to get John DeLancie, Q from Star Trek, to irl Q-Anon post
ssstwitter.com_1773099730988.mp4

Is he down to doing Cameo style things? Not great. My favorite of those was when someone got Reb Brown to say he was Spoony's biggest fan.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

So you are saying the Orange Man is bad? What a unique and informative take on US politics, gerbil stuffer.

I get it, you think ORANGE MAN GUD and is the epitome of perfection with zero flaws. Also, stop projecting your fetish onto me, little guy. I am not an obese, elderly, pants-shitting, mush-brained pedophile. I am not your type

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

Psychologists in Austria are studying this freak as a living specimen as we speak

 

[innocent jogger]

I get it, you think ORANGE MAN GUD and is the epitome of perfection with zero flaws. Also, stop projecting your fetish onto me, little guy. I am not an obese, elderly, pants-shitting, mush-brained pedophile. I am not your type

So you're not Joe Biden?

Thanks for livening this thread up though. It tends to get boring around here.

 

[Historical Strelkov]

What specifically made HHH chose the thunder dome today as opposed to the TES containment chamber? Was it oil futures going parabolic?

 

[I Shidded I Farded I Came]

I posted links but of course you're in denial about anything bad about your daddy. Even with links

the dude is 79 years old, obese and eats nothing but McDonalds. It'd be a miracle if he didn't shit his pants

You posted links; but did you read them? Of course not.

It was forced meme promoted by Log Cabin Chomos who are preoccupied with leaky assholes for obvious reasons. And the source predictably has nothing to do with shitting and pissing.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...-president-tiny-desk.html?ito=social-facebook
The joke is "lol he has a small desk isn't that odd?". You are an illiterate faggot.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

Is he down to doing Cameo style things? Not great. My favorite of those was when someone got Reb Brown to say he was Spoony's biggest fan.

It's still more dignified than Picard S2. Hell, his appearance in MLP was more dignified than that.

 

[mango_reseller]

not an argument against ID for voting, as the question implied

I'm for the idea of having the government verify you're a citizen in order to vote. I'm against the concept of needing to pay the federal government anything in order to be able to have the papers needed to vote. The government should have stations giving US citizens a free ID card or equivalent if they require it for voting.