🍗 Deathfat Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser, ex-Muslim, apostate

[w4vy_gr4vy]

It's loive and nodding off again.

 

[Hijabpeejob]

She's lying at a 90 degree angle because she can't sit upright, cloaked in a filthy prayer gown, out of breath from the effort of talking. Her chat wants to go to the park and she just asked "can squirrels eat captain crunch?" and is now considering giving them creamed corn, because she doesn't have any real food in her home. She accidentally went on way too early before she can pretend to end her fast, so watch for her dipping early pretending to be sick/tired so she can eat before sundown.

If she follows through she will be a wrecking ball on a scooter giggling manically and trying to shovel fistfuls of captain crunch surreptitiously while pretending to fast and feed squirrels. That's funny. I don't know how to quantify it, I just know it is.

Heh, now she's pretending to "get ready" so she's probably eating a chocolate bar or 5 as fast as she can before reappearing on camera since she miscalculated the time before her allowed eaiting window. All this to say, Chantal is a disgusting spectacle, a shit covered mess of a human, and almost everything she does is either mind numbingly predictable or wildly insane beyond the bounds of human conception, and I appreciate the balance. Namaste.

 

[Point and Laugh]

Americans shitting themselves after dying on the battlefield is also funny

Do you think Chantal is American?

 

[The Wokest]

If Peetz had been there to have her back during the "little accident"

 

[RacistComputer79]

Maybe it's too late for that boxing match with Hyde. But idubbz can still have a pants shitting competition with chantal.

 

[CyberInu]

And yes what the fuck is that episode she just had? Paging med fags!!!!

Eventually fat people just fall apart. She's one bad infection away from going down the drain, honestly.

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

Americans shitting themselves after dying on the battlefield is also funny

The only 72 virgins you're gonna see is a hall of mirrors, habibi.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

So you goise remember how she didn't want a car 48 hours ago because public transport is do convenient? Well now she wants $10k for a car.

 

[Perfect Day]

Well now she wants $10k for a car.

 

[monk]

rip whatever car this fat blob is sitting in

 

[Gay Sex Enjoyer]

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[Weland]

Do you think Chantal is American?

American, Canadian, there's really no difference. I always thought it's a gay distinction just so moidchimps had something to fight over. It's like picking two slightly differently colored pieces of shit, giving them names and then fighting over which one is better (modus operandi for sports, cars, politics, wrestling etc)

 

[ExplodedWhale]

She's claiming her huzzband has a Syrian Canadian connection he transfers money to

I don't get it. If this is true, why doesn't Salah just get to Canada via that person? Cut the Gunt out. Canada even allows gay marriage

I love an Islamic extremist money laundering arc!

Her and her story about how she got into Syria in the first place also adds to this arc lol.

She says she thinks it’s the metformin that’s causing the episodes.”Why is this happening to me??” LOL.

This is proof she's not taking the metformin regularly.

I've sperged about it but often times, metformin is difficult on the stomach but it definitely lightens up/goes away the more you take it.

The issue is that many people hate being uncomfortable, stop taking it and never get back on it. Then they get back on it because their doctors want them to, or they think they can outsmart Das Beetus, and the cycle goes again.

This isn't the first time she's shit herself on camera and it won't be the last.

Honestly, I don't get why it was featured.

The sky is blue, water is wet, Chantal shits herself.

She was literally talking about how she shit her bed and hasn't washed the sheets just a couple days ago, yet we're surprised she shit herself lol.

 

[Spergichu]

Jugaadmaxxing

Real Jugaadmaxers wouldn't waste money on a custom toilet car seat that some other Jugaadmaxer could scam them on for some extra Izzat. They'd just cut a hole in the floorpan and shit directly onto the pavement, making every street a designated shitting street.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Do you think Chantal is American?

Chantal would bristle at the thought of being considered American anything, she's been pretty open with her disdain if not outright hatred of those south of the Canadian border for years.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

A wild beezer appeared!

Meanwhile, Wobbles has started beeping like it's on life support

EDIT: WOBBLES DOWN! WOBBLES DOWN!!!

EDITx2:
It might be a long shot but I think something like lugging around 100lbs more than it can fucking carry might void the warranty.

 

[ADHD]

TBH this scooter lasted so much longer than I ever expected. Better leave a 5 star review, Guntal.

EDIT: And she's on the move again! I can't wait to see if she's able to complete her trip before it dies again.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Wobbles has rallied to get Mariam back to beezin'. I predict a tantrum about it when she gets home.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Chantal would bristle at the thought of being considered American anything, she's been pretty open with her disdain if not outright hatred of those south of the Canadian border for years.

But she loves that American fast food.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

FOR SALE: One mobility scooter, lightly used, one careful lady owner.

Now she's never going out again, is sick of this shit, fuck it I'm just going to walk, etc... RIP WOBBLES 2026- 2026