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Florida man Michael James Alessandrini's life has been defined by his continued deviant, criminal behavior. His life of crime began at age 18 and he hasn't slowed down, racking up at least 18 mugshots over the past 13 years, both before and after he trooned out. Yes, this guy, who used to do minor-league pimping in his 20s, is now walking the streets himself. When he isn't looking to be a disease receptacle, he's doing drugs, rapping (terribly), and showing off his squalid living conditions on TikTok. He has a bizarre fixation on his wolf necklace, which he likes to scream about at all hours, and often posts several TikToks and horrifying "thirst traps" daily. He also routinely gushes about his love of taking black men's loads.
His drug use is frequent and multifarious, as shown in this Instagram video he posted from the hospital where he says he swallowed a rat in his sleep. If you're expecting this one to make sense, you're out of luck.
Criminal Career
Alessandrini's storied life of crime began at age 18 (at least, that's the earliest documented offense I could find) when he was arrested for violating a domestic violence injunction. It was around this time he began to live in motels, I'm speculating because his parents kicked him out. He upped his game for his next criminal act, threatening to kill a fellow high school student via text and voicemail. These threats, when discovered by police, caused the school to be locked down until Alessandrini was arrested and charged with making a written death threat (s/a).
Despite increasing personal costs incurred by his actions, Alessandrini continued breaking the law in predictable ways - domestic violence, more threats, probation violations, and so on. It's around this time he got into drugs, likely due to the company he kept at the motel he was living in, mingling with prostitutes and eventually managing a couple of them for some side income.
Needless to say, this resulted in more arrests and more serious charges.
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Arrest Date: January 28, 2013 Offense(s): Violation of domestic violence injunction | Arrest Date: April 26, 2013 Offense(s): Making a written death threat | Arrest Date: April 15, 2014 Offense(s): Making a written death threat |
Arrest Date: October 17, 2014 Offense(s): Probation violation | Arrest Date: September 26, 2015 Offense(s): 2x Violation of domestic violence injunction, criminal mischief with property damage under $200 | Arrest Date: February 23, 2016 Offense(s): 2x Violation of domestic violence injunction (contacting the victim) |
Arrest Date: March 15, 2017 Offense(s): Failure to obey written promise re: domestic violence injunction | Arrest Date: October 16, 2017 Offense(s): Trespassing | Arrest Date: March 21, 2018 Offense(s): Possession of cocaine with intent to sell, possession of a controlled substance (meth), possession of drug paraphernalia |
Arrest Date: July 11, 2018 Offense(s): CAPIAS warrants for possession of cocaine, possession of controlled substances, possession of drug paraphernalia | Arrest Date: September 7, 2018 Offense(s): Possession of cannabis, 3x possession of a controlled substance (meth, acetametophine & oxycodone hydrocodone, THC/cannabis oil), resisting without violence | Arrest Date: November 14, 2018 Offense(s): Petty theft less than $100 |
Arrest Date: June 6, 2019 Offense(s): Violation of domestic violence injunction | Arrest Date: July 4, 2019 Offense(s): Violation of domestic violence injunction | Arrest Date: March 10, 2021 Offense(s): Domestic battery, violation of domestic violence injunction |
Arrest Date: December 17, 2022 Offense(s): 2x Battery on an emergency medical care provider | Alessandrini trooned out between the previous mugshot and this one. Arrest Date: November 3, 2024 Offense(s): Battery | Arrest Date: June 27, 2025 Offense(s): Violation of order of protection |
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Alessandrini said he was facing 25 years in prison at one point, likely for the slew of drug-related charges he racked up. He said a woman who was also involved in the case stood up for him and provided a story which led to the charges being reduced. He has spent a fair amount of time in jail but is continually released to reoffend in predictable ways. As of the publication of this thread, he's due for another arrest.
Despite his history of domestic violence, Alessandrini said his mother helped him get out of motel living and bought him a house when he was 23. He still lives in that house now, though its upkeep has not been maintained.
Trooning Out
In 2023, Alessandrini was dating a troon named Jehlani. The relationship went south, leading to a domestic violence incident involving Jelani bashing Alessandrini's face in with a frying pan. This is why his nose became more disfigured in recent TikToks and mugshots.
Note the dilapidated walls.
Alessandrini decided to troon out during his relationship with Jehlani, adopted the nom de troon Mika Alesandri, and began hooking shortly thereafter. He said he used to only be attracted to women, but developed gay thoughts after seeing gay porn at age 12. In his adult life, he has had relationships with both sexes but says he now is only into men.
Alessandrini is mildly critical of autogynephilic troons and says he isn't one. He's gynandromorphophilic, that is, a man who is attracted to troons. Many gynandromorphophiles eventually troon out themselves.
He claims troons are "sphinxes" with male genitalia and female facial features.
Like many other troons, Alessandrini identifies as intersex.
He often wears ridiculous outfits, including butterfly wings and skimpy women's clothes. The juxtaposition of the murder tattoo and the butterfly wings is one of the most absurdly comedic things I've ever seen.
Hooking
Nowadays, Alessandrini offers his hole to any black man dumb enough to enter it. He advertises his "services" on his NSFW Twitter, complete with videos (warning: very gross). He's gotten three tattoos to show his commitment to the "BNWO," or Black New World Order, a fetishistic ideology that believes black men are superior to whites.
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Music
Alessandrini has released a lot of rap "music" under the names Yung Wook and Wook $o Fre$h. All of it is terrible, as are the music videos he made for several songs. These are barely above the level of Ted Maher's audio war crimes and are not safe for human ears. As with his mugshots, there is a precipitous decline as the years passed.
"Yung N Pimpin" (2018.) | "Wolf On That Necklace" (2019) | |
"Lit" (2020) | "Feelin So Good" (2023) | |
"Murder Throat" (2024) Notable line: "Even fuck your dog with this murder throat." | ""Hurt Me" (2025) | "Big Black Dick" (2025) |
My apologies to your eardrums. If for whatever reason you want to hear more, you can check out his YouTube or SoundCloud.
Drug-Addled Mania
To fund his lifestyle, Alessandrini collects disability from the government and sells his rectum to black men for quick cash.
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Here he talks about his "murder" tattoo and boasts about being a parasite:
He loves frying what little is left of his mind:
A horrifying look inside the dump he lives in:
And just to finish things off, Alessandrini really wants to remind you HE HAS A WOLF ON THAT NECKLACE YYYEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Links
Facebook (a)
Facebook 2 (a)
Facebook 3 (a)
Tiktok 1
TikTok 2
TikTok 3
Instagram (a)
YouTube
SoundCloud
Twitter (a)
NSFW Twitter (a)
Reddit (a)
Cameo (a)
LinkedIn (lol) (a)
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