Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

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Her drink buying off of Amazon is so weird to me. IDC so much about Amazon shopping (outside of her massive "down with corpos" hypocrisy) but who the fuck buys drinks off of Amazon SO much?! Legit asking if this is a thing, I don't really drink anything other than water and coffee so maybe I'm out of touch with the average soda shopper's habits, but my sped sense is saying that it is not typical and I'm right to be bewildered.

I'm always struck by the cognitive dissonance of her religious beliefs when she says shit like Loki and Jesus hang out. I dunno, this probably says more about me than it does about her, but it just comes across as so fucking insincere. Ugh.
 
Pee Your Pants said:
All she had to do was message the seller, request a refund, or, I dunno, wait a bit longer, but she always wants an instant solution and instinctively ebegs instead.
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It's a shame we're the only people who pay attention to her, because she really has done this multiple times.

If there really were trans people getting murdered in Seattle because nobody crowdfunded them $20; what blatant disregard, what hubris for Stephanie to decide that she should beg for $42 from those same "mutual aid" funders, because it's easier than hitting a couple of buttons on Amazon and asking for a refund. And it's never "I need the money for XYZ, for food/rent/meds." It's just that Stephanie needs to be made whole.

Interesting that she'll bitch about what the dentist costs, but doesn't ask for money for that.

Pee Your Pants said:
Play with her, brush her, take her to the vets to check she's not in pain, just accept that some cats are noisy. It's not that hard to learn what your cat is yelling about.
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Even if your cat is yelling for food, the thing to do is to say "oh no! you're meowing! so loud! you must want KISSES" and then pick the cat up and hug them. Cats already think we're idiots so it's fine, and that's better than overfeeding them.

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Love the image of Beelzebub having an Amazon warehouse full of Staph level offerings. People need to up their offerings from foot skin jars to Teslas.
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Stephanie never goes into enough detail about things like this. So Beelzebub showed Stephanie the unholy storage unit full of "plz kill Trump" candles and menstrual blood--and said what?

Is Beelzebub pro-Trump, because if so that's really problematic for Stephanie to hang out with him on the astral plane. Did Beelzebub say "humans gotta get to two warehouses before I do anything," like a demonic televangelist? Or show off his pro-Trump warehouse of foot skin jars, and one of them really has to outweigh the other before the demons do anything? What's the demon noninterference policy like? And are these literal warehouses, like made of corrugated metal, or are they Hell caves with stalactites and such? Is a minor demon in a hi-vis vest driving a forklift and another demon with a clipboard cataloguing the offerings? Beelzebub showed her, so Stephanie should definitely be able to describe this better.

She really would benefit from playing tabletop RPGs now and then. You bring up weird magic demon lore, people naturally have questions, and a good DM should anticipate a lot of them. Don't wait for people to ask you what Beelzebub looks like; put his rad cloak with horn holes right in your initial description.
 
Aunt Carol said:
Is Beelzebub pro-Trump, because if so that's really problematic for Stephanie to hang out with him on the astral plane.
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Is anything ethical in late-stage-demonocapitalism? :(

(I dunno how Stapphy makes up nonsensegenders like she does, I hit edit way too many times trying to find a good word for this joke)
 
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They're commenting under a bible quote, so she has no reason to get mad.
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i love that these people are going "christianity is ebil!!" and staph butts in with "what about LOKI?" implying that she's just as evil as the christians lol

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Her drink buying off of Amazon is so weird to me. IDC so much about Amazon shopping (outside of her massive "down with corpos" hypocrisy) but who the fuck buys drinks off of Amazon SO much?! Legit asking if this is a thing, I don't really drink anything other than water and coffee so maybe I'm out of touch with the average soda shopper's habits, but my sped sense is saying that it is not typical and I'm right to be bewildered.

I'm always struck by the cognitive dissonance of her religious beliefs when she says shit like Loki and Jesus hang out. I dunno, this probably says more about me than it does about her, but it just comes across as so fucking insincere. Ugh.
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she's talked about drinking at least a bottle of iced tea a day (and "tries" to do a "thing of water," a day, whatever that means). i think she's buying 12 packs of iced tea on amazon that could be bought at a grocery store, but it's easier to have them delivered when she runs out instead of braving the elements to go to walmart just for sugar water.
 
The Salt Mines said:
Her drink buying off of Amazon is so weird to me. IDC so much about Amazon shopping (outside of her massive "down with corpos" hypocrisy) but who the fuck buys drinks off of Amazon SO much?! Legit asking if this is a thing, I don't really drink anything other than water and coffee so maybe I'm out of touch with the average soda shopper's habits, but my sped sense is saying that it is not typical and I'm right to be bewildered.

I'm always struck by the cognitive dissonance of her religious beliefs when she says shit like Loki and Jesus hang out. I dunno, this probably says more about me than it does about her, but it just comes across as so fucking insincere. Ugh.
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It probably makes her feel more special than her other section 8 neighbors to have a special soda/tea that gets delivered to her section 8 doorstep. It’s also a part of her Druid larp to need some kind of “unique brew” to sip while she posts all day.

Some of the drinks claim to be healthier alternatives, like the Ollie Pop which is sold as a “healthy prebiotic soda”. Obviously it hasn’t helped her teeth problems much, but she must think she’s doing herself a favor by slurping one sugary drink over another. Maybe she should try to have more than a “thing” of water a day if these sodas are so hard to get a hold of!
 
The only person I knew with amazon orders of sugar drinks was an energy drink addict who had at least one a day. I wouldn't be surprised if Staph drinks pallets of 'healthy' sodies and teas.

re: teeth, what the fuck does she mean "I wish i had known that my meds were contributing to dry mouth[...]" the hint was when you mouth was fucking dry you twit, it's not exactly rocket surgery. Medicine dry mouth is unmistakable from just being a tad thirsty.
 
New blog post dropped:
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That full moon was very intense, wasn’t it? It’s led me to be exceedingly lazy, which is convenient, as Daylight Savings is set to end this weekend.

I’ve been mildly irritated this week. I feel the urge to pick my life up and start again somewhere else, but no new apartment has materialized yet. That’s why I’m dedicating both moons towards bending fate this month. I’m petitioning several deities (mainly my goddesses) to help me move, as well as stop ICE, stop the war in Iran, and ensure the Midterms happen. Since the new moon falls next to the spring equinox, I’m yet again utilizing the luck of Friday the 13th to my advantage. (Oh, you didn’t realize that it’s actually a lucky day? Well, only if you’re a witch.)

My experimentation with psilocybin has proved fruitful! I have discovered a sacred dispensary that sells a variety of products for spiritual growth and mind expansion. I’ve ordered this to continue my journey for the next month or two. I’m considering taking a larger dose on or around the new moon, but we shall see.

In the meantime, life marches on (no pun intended). And it’s finally spring!
I have discovered a sacred dispensary that sells a variety of products for spiritual growth and mind expansion. I’ve ordered this to continue my journey for the next month or two.
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Dropping over $100 on snake oil branding itself as 'ceremonial microdosing.' She's really in her Goop era.
 
What soft drinks cost $42 for a case of 12? That’s wicked expensive
 
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Dropping over $100 on snake oil branding itself as 'ceremonial microdosing.' She's really in her Goop era.
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Wait, hey, I remembered something.

Doesn't Stephanie say that she doesn't use marijuana because it "interacts with [her] meds?" And all she's on for psych is an SSRI, that she bragged about increasing when fascism made her neck hurt?

If you're really worried about pot interacting with your SSRI, seems like a weird choice to get into psilocybin.

The whole thing is funny. Unless she didn't narrate a step. Stephanie has only been eating those "functional mushroom" chocolates she showed; this bag of actual magic mushroom+cacao capsules hasn't even arrived at her house yet, and will be her first psilocybin.

That site has $35 take-a-trip capsules, but she's going to drop $125 for the "microdose" capsules with cacao in them. Of course. Surprised she didn't go for the actual chocolate bar with psilocybin, but that's probably a smart move for portion control.
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Ok I did a brief Google search into this "sacred dispensary"...the owner of the shop is on Reddit of course and does seem pretty active in the shroom subreddits.

Edit: hit post before I actually finished typing this up. Anyway, through very minimal research, it does seem like there are quite a few fly by night sketch shops that pop up and do try to occasionally sell legit shrooms under the umbrella of religious freedom but it's 50/50 on if you'll get anything. Shrooms are one of those weird niche drugs that have just enough wiggle room regarding what is legal (spores) vs what isn't (actual mushrooms), PLUS they have had a history of being used for some very specific religious reasons that makes them occasionally a grey area.

Basically you're throwing money out there to an online drug dealer who will only be around long enough to make a quick buck and will shut down before the feds actually care to make a case for it.
 
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Ok I did a brief Google search into this "sacred dispensary"...the owner of the shop is on Reddit of course and does seem pretty active in the shroom subreddits.
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The first two comments are blatantly copy and pasted from ChatGPT, and several of the other comments are soft-promoting some kind of "guide" or whatever. This guy's a grifter and his product is likely trash.
 
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I can't even be mad at this because it's so try-hard edgy. Doesn't stop it from being tacky and vile, though.

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It's been shared here before, but have a blast from the past here. Surprisingly wholesome. You would never guess it was her, based on her My Immortal-esque banter before each chapter. It's cute cringe:
Man, sometimes having to stop and eat... it gets really annoying, especially in such situations as: 1) reading Clorn (it's like I'm at the most
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part and my dad says "get off, it's time for supper!"
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), 2) you're really on a roll in your fics, and you have to stop, and by the time you come back, you've forgotten what you were trying to say! 3) when you've just found a whole crapload of hot, hot, hot pictures of Clay, or some other bishounen, like Malik-sama in my case, and are just starting to explore when you have to GO somewhere stupid, like errands or clothes shopping, etc. Oh, well.
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Again, pointing people towards having a SECRET nsfw account.

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Link to article. But I thought you had sympathy for people with NPD and liked defending them?

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Boohoo.

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Parking lot weed soup?
 
Aunt Carol said:
If you're really worried about pot interacting with your SSRI, seems like a weird choice to get into psilocybin.
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This is the part I can't get over. Most psychs could give less than two shits if you smoke pot, but mushrooms could give you serotonin syndrome and that can actually kill you. Really, really fucking stupid if you ask me.
 
I have a feeling her macrodose is still a small dose, not even considering the inherit dilution of a internet-bought candified magic mushroom. So serotonin syndrome serotonin shimdrome, I'd be more afraid of her getting straight up normal poisoned.

Above all else she is just so incurious and bad at being a consumer. I've spoken about it in this thread but its so easy to get drugs. You can go to any smoke shop and you have like 5 substances I can think of off the top of my head. She could probably get in on the ketamine therapy grift.
PL but when I did it a few years ago I was given 10+ doses no strings attached to just take home.
None of this is even sketchy or scary really. The level of lame nanna-ness she has is truly enviable.
 
DeborahLogan said:
I have a feeling her macrodose is still a small dose, not even considering the inherit dilution of a internet-bought candified magic mushroom. So serotonin syndrome serotonin shimdrome, I'd be more afraid of her getting straight up normal poisoned.

Above all else she is just so incurious and bad at being a consumer. I've spoken about it in this thread but its so easy to get drugs. You can go to any smoke shop and you have like 5 substances I can think of off the top of my head. She could probably get in on the ketamine therapy grift.
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As far as I know SSRIs usually must be discontinued before psychedelic therapy. It's not exactly that serotonin syndrome is necessarily that big of a risk, psychedelic therapies just haven't yet been studied enough to even decide how much a therapeutic dose is, let alone what best practice is to manage potential drug interactions, As a result, most practitioners would rather err on the side of caution and not co-administer psychedelics and SSRIs at all, and are likely still doing active research on treatment efficacy of psychedelics alone anyway.

The most common issue, mostly anecdotally but with some research supporting it, is that SSRI's (and especially antipsychotics, but I don't think Staph is on any?) block the noticeable effects of psilocybin and some other psychedelics almost entirely. (I only remember offhand one study that concluded patients taking SSRIs don't react any differently to psilocybin than the control group, but mostly disregarded because it was shit). So there's a solid possibility that even chowing down on a massive recreational dose of big kid shrooms wouldn't do diddly shit anyway.

In reality, Staph is so fucking lame that she really only has one drug of choice:

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It is so funny to me that Staph lives in a Section 8 shithole so full of junkies, pill poppers and crackheads that she's even had them barge into her unit demanding money and refuse to leave, but is so sheltered and oblivious that she never considers that all the erratic, abusive, unhinged, or irresponsible behavior her neighbors frequently exhibit just might be precipitated by hard drug use. Trans-boomer nana energy is right, it's like some old lady in 1977 who believes she's got a skunk living under her garage because her grandson used that as a cover story after discreetly toking in there.

So you've got this fat doofus over here who might the only non-drug user in the entire complex, trying to impress the internet by pretending to be high off the vaguely mushroom-themed "nootropic" quack remedy bonbons sold by drop-shippers she found via Tiktok ads intended to scam retards and children. If she really feels funny after eating them, it's probably because the "active ingredient" is actually floor sweepings and rat shit from the floor of a Chinese lab that illegally manufactures bootleg pharmaceuticals.
 
vanilla_pepsi_head said:
Trans-boomer nana energy is right, it's like some old lady in 1977 who believes she's got a skunk living under her garage because her grandson used that as a cover story after discreetly toking in there.
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It took me longer than I'd like to admit to realize we didn't have THAT many skunks fall in our garbage can when I was a kid. My dad really milked the one time it happened for all it was worth. :mad:
 
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