DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%
  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%

  • Total voters
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I honestly just think he's too boring to actually acquire a new audience more than anything else. No one not schooled in this variety of tism is going to be drawn in by hour long nontent podcasts or phil's dry, dull gameplay streams, and I think a lot of viewers will bounce off his dire content before they realize just how strange the snort goblin really is
He’s also (lucky for him) both too boring and too retarded to get anybody to really hate him. Now… if you watch about a week of his streams, you probably will hate him, but the most ironic thing is that out of context, he looks like a moronic retard.

The people that despise him the most are people who interacted with him over a long period of time, as in more than a stream or 2 (FGC, Rambo/Howard, Leanna, Kino) and detractors that have watched him over time.

His greatest asset is his retardation and stupidity.
 
One of the more frustrating forms of Burnellian jugaad is when he is confronted about being an insufferable piece of shit, he will always bust out the "yeah I ham it up as a performance of the darksydephil character" boogie-tier defense. To the uninitiated that's good enough confirmation for "yep he's hamming it up, detractors are mentally ill, Phil knows what he's doing" but to the dedicated autists in the vortex that's just Phil effortlessly and shamelessly lying to create a narrative that fits the situation.
Phil is simultaneously the only person online who gives real opinions that aren't bought and paid for, and a jokey jokester who is just kidding around when he wishes death upon game developers who dare to include challenge in their video game.
 
Considering fat khet is on her ways to medical problems down the line. How would that play out? Would dsp pay a nurse to take care of fat khet? Will he make a "Nurse pay" goal? I dont think hes capable of taking care(or himself) of fat khet if she becomes super ill.
 
The image of Khet agitating fatly for her walkies is very funny. A small thing that bothers me: Why can’t Khet get the food and bring it up to him? We know it’s because he wants to walk away and play on his phone, and maybe she can’t do the stairs anymore at her size, but it’s just another piece of evidence that he is thoughtless about the viewers’ time.
There’s no shower on the first floor. Maybe she uses the hose. Fitting for her size. But this whole narrative of never climbing the stairs is debunked easily. Plus there are no rooms on the 1st floor.

She probably makes 2 trips upstairs a day, to shower and to sleep. Otherwise she’s plopped on the couch doing nothing because she too is retarded.
 
This was an extremely normal answer to someone in his chat today benignly suggesting his marathons might go better if he takes fewer long breaks during them. Shout out to the woodland creatures!
Rack up another instance of someone giving him actually good advice and him shitting all over it. Trying to convince the audience why they're wrong, yet again. He did take too many breaks, like he always does. Would it be nice for people to sit there and have patience and wait for you to come back? Sure, I guess, but that isn't how it works. There is a virtually unlimited amount of content online, even channels that are actually entertaining are gonna lose viewers if they just fuck off for 15 minutes when we are all 1 click away from not watching an empty chair and a playlist of clips we've all seen 100 times. But hey, we all make decisions. Phil chooses to waste his audience's time so that he can pull hogans and drink (he's definitely not spending time with his mom wife who hates him), and in return his already greatly diminished audience is choosing to leave. That's okay, I'm sure the next time he tells us all how stupid that is they'll all realize they're idiots and come back.
Phil loves to nip at the hand that feeds his pig self and the fat horse, but he would certainly be crying if youtube actually buckled down on their policies and erased all of his channels from existence.
Which we have seen when he got kicked off Twitch. How much money did they make him? And the second he gets pushback he's done with no attempt to reconcile unless Twitch publicly apologizes. Zero gratitude, the second you are no longer immediately useful to him he will discard you. Even if I didn't think I had done something wrong, for the amount of money he was making for the work he was doing? Most people would consider bending the knee to your employer to be more honorable than having to beg retards for their disability checks, but not Phillip. As always, ruled by insecurity, emotion and vice.
I researched effects on the brain from long term alcohol abuse and discovered Wernicke–Korsakoff Syndrome which, exhibits early symptoms such as confusion and disorientation (dood what killed me?), loss of coordination (might be stretching but seeing him eat common things differently than a normal human might be relative) and eye movement problems (which we've definitely seen before).
Wet brain typically sets in quickly to my knowledge, it's not a progressive disease. It's like one day you don't have it then the next you do, and once you have it your brain is cooked. If you catch it right on the edge you can sometimes reverse it but often once the damage is done it's done and at that point it is very apparent. Like someone with dementia. You just tip over the edge of blood-ammonia levels and your brain is cooked.
 
Considering fat khet is on her ways to medical problems down the line. How would that play out? Would dsp pay a nurse to take care of fat khet? Will he make a "Nurse pay" goal? I dont think hes capable of taking care(or himself) of fat khet if she becomes super ill.
I doubt his ability to be a nurse for sure, but he can probably wash her. He'll have to get something like a pallet jack, hoist her up a bit and roll her into a kiddy pool out in the yard to hose her down. Not sure how he'd get her out of the kiddy pool though.
 
Considering fat khet is on her ways to medical problems down the line. How would that play out? Would dsp pay a nurse to take care of fat khet? Will he make a "Nurse pay" goal? I dont think hes capable of taking care(or himself) of fat khet if she becomes super ill.
He'll take out life insurance on kat and start telling her he's doing DSP Tries It a couple times a day, but giving her all the food instead.

(Taking out insurance would take effort. He'd do it if he wasnt lazy and afraid of people.)
 
Considering fat khet is on her ways to medical problems down the line. How would that play out? Would dsp pay a nurse to take care of fat khet? Will he make a "Nurse pay" goal? I dont think hes capable of taking care(or himself) of fat khet if she becomes super ill.
Do you know what they do with sick horses? They get sent to a real nice pasture out in the country where they get to spend the rest of their days frolicking in the meadows. no, you can't visit.
 
Considering fat khet is on her ways to medical problems down the line. How would that play out? Would dsp pay a nurse to take care of fat khet? Will he make a "Nurse pay" goal? I dont think hes capable of taking care(or himself) of fat khet if she becomes super ill.
Good chance Kat has had those medical problems for some time. Could well be the reason Phil made that off comment about another place that Kat is staying at.

She's well fucked if her only caretaker is Phil, but you fuck around and then you find out.
 
He was on stream for less than 30 minutes before he took a break. I don't know if something is medically wrong, or he's just sneaking away to drink and pull Hogans but fucking hell dude...
 
Oh we are in rare form tonight... Looking very happy and sussessful, King! And very mature, might I add!
 
Oh we are in rare form tonight... Looking very happy and sussessful, King! And very mature, might I add!
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"Aw that's nice Darrenh. Did you mommy make those yummy crayons for dinner tonight?"

Edit: I added more, holy fucking shit.

Your whale, sir. $83 + membership.

Also this one:
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I-is Phil colorblind? Legitimate question. I know red-green colorblindness types are extremely common. If he was, that would explain quite a bit.

I know that every idea of what exactly is wrong with Phil is speculative, but even so I sometimes wonder "How many problems can a single person have?"
 
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