🦊 Furry Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[kazuhiro]

it just seems like "and that's why my brain's fucked" is a different admission than "ouch, my 25-year-old whiplash."

Maybe because it takes as read that Lou has brain damage, and he's never claimed that before.

I thought he had talked about memory issues from the accident before, but I may be misremembering that. A thread theory was that he was maybe getting govt/insurance bucks every month because of the accident (or more likely that his mom was getting bucks for him), but that he was always careful never to admit it. But, if that were the case, he would qualify as legitimately disabled, and that's hardly a mark of shame in his circles. I'm pretty convinced he genuinely is mentally handicapped.

Some friendly advice on Toot.

The begging continues. "Will ask twice a day ever day until I get it."

Bluesky.

He promised to delete his account today.

This promise didn't last 12 hours. He removed the message and started scrounging again.

"I really don't know what to do anymore."

Spoiler: Images from the post

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

He's really jonesing hard for some more deformed weasel titty art.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I thought he had talked about memory issues from the accident before, but I may be misremembering that.

A thread theory was that he was maybe getting govt/insurance bucks every month because of the accident (or more likely that his mom was getting bucks for him), but that he was always careful never to admit it. But, if that were the case, he would qualify as legitimately disabled, and that's hardly a mark of shame in his circles. I'm pretty convinced he genuinely is mentally handicapped.

UTTER SPECULATION BASED ON ONE LOU LINE:

Car crash payout has always been a theory, but if Lou's getting money for a TBI (or a "TBI" on paper from his teen years), that would explain why he doesn't talk about it, even when he's down to his last nickel and craves tittycat commissions.

Disability gets you points among furry SJWs, but brain damage is much harder to sell than a mobility issue or vague "spoon" talk/trendy diagnosis of exclusion. Lou loves owning people with impersonal abuse facts and logic too much to admit any mental faults and leave himself open to counterattack on a non-anonymous account.

Which is a darn shame, because "my TBI causes RAGE ATTACKS" would be an interesting tactic for Lou to use online. If he were smart enough to play it right.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

We've seen from Lou's college and early Twitter footprint that he was basically functional and reasonably ambitious in the mid-2000s, well after his teen years, and has significantly deteriorated since then. So it's not like he suddenly became a complete invalid at some point in the 90s. There's more to his affliction than that.

 

[Solid Snek]

I checked on his Bluesky during lunch, and got a blank page. Still blank for me, so it's possible he deleted.

He's still on Threads, though.

UTTER SPECULATION BASED ON ONE LOU LINE:

Car crash payout has always been a theory, but if Lou's getting money for a TBI (or a "TBI" on paper from his teen years), that would explain why he doesn't talk about it, even when he's down to his last nickel and craves tittycat commissions.

Disability gets you points among furry SJWs, but brain damage is much harder to sell than a mobility issue or vague "spoon" talk/trendy diagnosis of exclusion. Lou loves owning people with impersonal abuse facts and logic too much to admit any mental faults and leave himself open to counterattack on a non-anonymous account.

Which is a darn shame, because "my TBI causes RAGE ATTACKS" would be an interesting tactic for Lou to use online. If he were smart enough to play it right.

It's an interesting theory, and could possibly explain both Mystery Friend and Lou's bizarre retardation, but there's one fatal flaw:

In order to suffer a traumatic brain injury, one must first have a brain.

So can't be that.

 

[The Dude]

Are we sure it's not Traumatic Brain Injury and is just all that blubber needing SOMEWHERE to go on that corpus of his, so it's oozing it's way into his brain case and pushing what brains he has against the cranial wall? Kinda like how some small toy breed dogs stop growing, but their brain doesn't, ends up pushing against the inside of their skull, and causing the dog to have temperament issues?

 

[ten dollars off]

A TBI might also explain why Lou's mom is willing to tolerate having an unemployed manbaby in the same house with her. It's the same resignation to a life of perpetual servitude that one has as the parent of a tardbaby.

 

[Solid Snek]

Ladies-man Lou continues his shift from suicidally depressed, ball-less socopiath loner, towards suicidally depressed, ball-less sociopath incel.

He's (attempted to) interact with not one, but FOUR, apparently middle-aged, according to their bios not trannies but True and Honest women! All in a row, all over at Threads.

First, this lady is either a serial killer or AI. Lou flirts with her.


Next, drink lore! Lou drinks water, Monster, and zero-sugar Mountain Dew. (pretty lady, disregard bobs and vagene, please to be sending water money instead now please)


Lou negs a pickme. How dare this bitch take pride in her career?! And do something as odious as pick up the phone??!


Finally, a woman has trouble with her passport. "How can I make this about trannies?" says Lou.

Maybe this is just me, but suddenly bringing up "power and dominance over women", when the poor lady was only talking about her difficulties with passport paperwork, strikes me as creepy as fuck. Even by Lou's standards.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Next, drink lore! Lou drinks water, Monster, and zero-sugar Mountain Dew. (pretty lady, disregard bobs and vagene, please to be sending water money instead now please)

With as fat as our boy is, drinking energy drinks and Mtn Dew, a fairly caffeinated soft drink, our boy has decided that killing himself with 'beetus is too slow and is speed running a heart attack, or stroke, god knows how much blubber is stuck to the sides of his blood vessels.

 

[Second Missing Primarch]

We've seen from Lou's college and early Twitter footprint that he was basically functional and reasonably ambitious in the mid-2000s, well after his teen years, and has significantly deteriorated since then. So it's not like he suddenly became a complete invalid at some point in the 90s. There's more to his affliction than that.

I think it's the same thing that happened to Chris-Chan, if to a lesser degree. Chris was always an off-kilter autist with an inflated ego and no boundaries, but after he graduated from PVCC, got banned from all his usual haunts, and wound up doing 95% of his socializing online, he went from "annoying weirdo" to "babbling lunatic and literal motherfucker with delusions of godhood". That level of social isolation combined with existing in a digital environment that lets you say and do whatever insane shit you want really seems to fuck people's brains sideways. (See also: Clawshrimpy, Fatrick Tomlinson, Jackie Singh, Alex Hogendorp, LagoonaBlue, every other halal we've ever had).

 

[Solid Snek]

Pokemon continues.


Newsom notices things; Lou grudgingly approves.


Lou is punk again today:

Dead horse, but I hate how trannies can take something genuinely endearing, like having lifelong friends who know where you've come from, and turn it into an existential assault on their fucking egos. I can understand why (deadname) is so triggering - it reminds them that they are not, in fact, a spunky alt-girl named Lilith, and that their life is now built on propping up a flimsy, hopeless delusion - but fuck this guy. I hope this friends remember his deadname, AND the fact that he's an asshole.


Threaders debate whether the ungodly chemicals trannies consume make them weak enough to compete with women. Lou offers a nuanced and measured analysis:



One of the women from yesterday is concerned about misogyny from the trans community; Lou defuses the situation by telling the "poor thing" she's delusional, calls her "honey":


Lou continues to fixate on harming children:


Out of character, Lou defends an Amish Uber rider; maybe Lou's desire to argue with a stranger is stronger than his desire to call all Christians assholes?


A woman discusses her mammogram experience; "how can I make this about trannies?", again.


Lou, a hypothetical worker today, and possibly channeling his scab ancestors, bargains for the best possible deal on snitching out his money-thieving bestie to the boss:


ETA: he's back on his ashlioness Bluesky. Joe Rogan called trannies "perverts"; a journalist named Baum, and noted pervert Lou, use this opportunity to attack Democrats.




IMPORTANT:

Anyone who's speculated that Lou might be a pdf might want to put a pin in this one; Lou, a noted pervert, confirms that he's "experimented in the past" with ABDL, and that the fandom, which is not for Nazis, transphobes, terfs, Christians, pickmes, broads, fans of football teams other than Pitt, or moderate Democrats, "is for everyone" when it comes to babyfuckers.

Lou is reposting drama around this, and contrary to his minutes-earlier statement about the fandom being for everyone, seems to endorse cancelling anti-babyfuckers and throwing them out of the fandom, for the crime of being babyfuckerphobic. Here, for example, is a tearful struggle session, in which the babyfuckerphobe recants her earlier ignorance of Communism With Furry Characteristics, and pledges to Do Better, please, please just let me live.

Article Lou links.

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Another funny one from Threads. An offhand comment about homeless beggars misusing money causes Lou to chimpout for two hours. How DARE I the homeless not be allowed to blow $10 on catporn heroin?

In keeping with the theme of the day, Lou says he "hates children" and wants them dead; also claims to be allergic to pets, for some reason.

He's mad enough to QRT the conversation three times; "A literal Nazi is more concerned about people taking drugs than being fed":

 

[Mountain Dew]

Electric chair.

 

[Solid Snek]

Lou continues to talk to his new friend, the unironic Nazi who won't give "homeless people" money for ipads and porn. This time, it's about Charlie Kirk:




I'm not sure if New Friend is a bot, or just autistic. Either way it's pretty funny to see the weirdly logical and non-emotional ways he responds to Lou.

AnchLouent Cherokean Clan ancestors; now Lou is the reasonable one, and his dad (RIP) was the asshole making up stories:


Someone says PA is in New England, Lou takes offense.


Lou has never been threatened by black people (he's also never been genuinely threatened by terfs, Nazis, or moderate Democrats, either, and the one time somebody laughed at him in public for being a fag - didn't even threaten, just called him a name - he got PTSD from it)


More parent-child woes and splitting hairs about legal age definitions.


Lou continues to reject Christ.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Yes, we do agree that once he's given the $10 it's none of my business what he uses it for.

This idea that the giver has no claim on the gift once it is given is a new one for Lou:

 

[kazuhiro]

Lou legit doesn't know what to do to get people to fund his lifestyle.

He's so tired just trying to get some funds. It feels like society wants him dead tbh.

He only needs $10 more.

Brenda.

Lou gets in arguments over Gavin Newsom.





The Pitt.

Lou reposts Korps stuff.


Then he apologizes for it. Or maybe he posted something and deleted it.

He's been reposting a lot of gross "art."





"Just $10 more." Guess he's really jonesing for that pancake mix.

Odd domestic drama.

A funny.

Another.

Plus a new drawing from Wolfgangcake, "Ash as Rogue." Dated '26.

This, of course, is what he wanted people's money for.

His caption.

 

[M3xus]

"I don't know what to do anymore."

I mean, I'd tell him to get a job, but we're at the point I have to ask if he's even capable of a sit-down "answer emails" job. I can't see him lasting more than a day before he insults someone and gets fired.

 

[Solid Snek]

Lou legit doesn't know what to do to get people to fund his lifestyle.

Imagine trying all those things - ulcer cataracts amputation - and just because you haven't tried a job, you don't have any income!

Serious question: has Lou ever gone a day without food? Even just one day. Every so often he panicposts that he missed breakfast, and he treats that like the world is coming to an end.

Odd domestic drama.

Lou in Public: "Please send me $50 for food, I have a kid in the house!"

Lou at Home: "Hands off, you greedy kid, yer auntie hasn't eaten yet!!!"

Really, really, really can't wait until Shield gets bigger than Lou.

Anyway, small update on Threads; an elderly homo agreed with something Lou said last week. Lou doesn't take it well.

 

[Iron Hamster]

This idea that the giver has no claim on the gift once it is given is a new one for Lou:

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(I know this is old) Good news fattz......................your dead mother doesn't have a daughter to listen to.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm not sure if New Friend is a bot, or just autistic. Either way it's pretty funny to see the weirdly logical and non-emotional ways he responds to Lou.

Lou just doesn't know what to do when the other person doesn't quit the argument in disgust at his tactics.

 

[Solid Snek]

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Lou just doesn't know what to do when the other person doesn't quit the argument in disgust at his tactics.

Inside Lou, there are two wolves: one wants $20 so he can get a pizza, please? The other just wants to be a dick to you, regardless of the context.

Threads, like Disqus, seems to be feeding the latter wolf. That old man who agreed with him on the persecution faced by trannies: why be a dick to him? Doesn't make sense, until you understand that unless Lou is trying to get money from you, he defaults to fight mode. Doesn't matter who you are, he wants to throw a digital punch, and expects to drink of your misery; a thick ketchup of human despair to soothe his black, diabetic heart.

He's picking fights with the military again. Here, he circles a bunch of isolated calendar days, some foreign, to prove that American veteran's have a History Month (they do not). Note that he includes a bunch of days that aren't really veteran related (Rosie the Riveter Day, Military Brats Day) and misses some actually veteran related ones, because he's stupid (Seabees Birthday, VE Day)



Guy writes Lovecraftian horror about troons getting eaten by cosmic space monsters in Pittsburg. Lou, a ravenous tranny-eating cosmic space horror himself, is intrigued.


Lou, who regularly DFEs, is mad at somebody for a "post unavailable".


Politics.




Lou, who hates children and wants them dead, descends into one of the feminist threads to get mad at Christian terfnazi groomers. Remember, a "groomer" is someone who DOESN'T want transwomen to pick out bespoke child sexslaves! Apparently.


You know, Lou, maybe if America got a job, it would be able to afford that extra line?


A couple random fights. First, Vance, himself a veteran, needs to go to war because he's a "perverted pedophilic papist"


Not sure what he means by "your (deadname) is Zhou"?


"it took a toe amputation to find out that if i wanted to wear women's shoes, go up 2-3 sizes bigger from men's shoes"



A "woman" losing his toe because he's too stupid to figure out women's shoe sizes and his toe literally disintegrated because of it, is still quite possibly my favorite Lou Fact. Lady Kiwis: how hard was it to figure out your shoe size? Is it reasonable to expect a 40 yearold woman to handle this sort of thing on her own?