🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[QwahlityKahntent]

Tangentially related, I've been seeing posts like this popping up for the last week and some:
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The cosplay community is real mad that Johnny Junkers married a racist bigoted MAGAt who talks about the Bible, and now the abuse allegations are coming out.

(wasn't Pridemore one of the chicks from Weeb Wars?)

Why do leftists act like racism is worse than murder?
Seems like racism is the number 1 sin in the leftardist religion

 

[Jeremy's Uterus]

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A fourth fucking set.
Where is he using them? The Jeremy Hambly channel has the same set as the Quartering. The UM Media one is different to that, with the cum stained mousepad. What is he even using a third one on?

A Gluttonous man baby!

An entire tv to display time?

 

[Peeing In The Shower]

Why do leftists act like racism is worse than murder?
Seems like racism is the number 1 sin in the leftardist religion

Because they're communists and their only real goal is to subvert your culture.

On the plus side, when they take over they'll at least shake Jer down for the Rolexes and man-child merch.

 

[Iranian_Jomha]

Why do leftists act like racism is worse than murder?
Seems like racism is the number 1 sin in the leftardist religion

What they see as racist, there are some truths in there. The incompatibility of some cultures to the west. Cousin fucking in Islam and the consequences of that for the wider society.
These are some harsh facts of reality and they hate facts.

 

[Radola Gajda]

I had idea for this meme moment I heard Walmart poo story , but I was too lazy to make it until now.
Poopensführer-SS Jerich Hammbler

"Song" source:

You know what ? I should have put some brown "paint" on curtains as well ... Oh well

 

[Flippin Floppin]

This popped up on my feed.

https://x.com/TaraBull/status/2030659810341892477

Is this the kind of person Quartering buys cards from? I remember some shit about him buying above retail. So some guys go do this, then resell it later when it's all out of stock at a increased price to consoomers like Jeremy?
So he kind of is stopping kids from getting pokemon cards lmao.

 

[Brittany’s latest ex]

Tangentially related, I've been seeing posts like this popping up for the last week and some:
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The cosplay community is real mad that Johnny Junkers married a racist bigoted MAGAt who talks about the Bible, and now the abuse allegations are coming out.

(wasn't Pridemore one of the chicks from Weeb Wars?)

While I find the attempts to sabotage her marriage to be funny, they’re honestly not needed. She’ll fuck it up all on her own. But I appreciate it all the same as it will make the train wreck even more entertaining.

Quartering tried white knighting for M’elonie M’ac but then thought better as he apparently deleted this

The replies in the OP are hilarious. One guy even breaks down the history of how the couple came together.

 

[SFODevsMassiveGunt]

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Apparently Melonies engagement actually happened at Amfest?!
Holy shit Quarterpounder never had a chance.

Makes sense why quarter planet is salty and seething. He had to pay to get cucked and cock blocked hahahaha. SUFFAH HAMBLY

 

[Potentially Criminal]

This is a guy who owns three planes, four 3D printers, and like 100 Rolex watches. He's addicted to buying expensive shit he has literally zero need for. He's like a Disney Adult level consumer, just pure Gluttony from this man of Christ.

It's a level of consooming that DSP wishes he could do.

 

[Common Krait]

What other wacky ventures will jer get into? Here's some of my ideas.
Auto repair
Antiques
Wood working
Home Sauna
Vhs or an "obsolete" media collection
Beekeeping/ honey production

Jer doing auto repair I would watch religiously. I'm a retired aircraft mechanic and my husband is a master tech. We watch people repair cars for fun. I'd pay money to watch giant ass Hamplanet try to fix anything.

 

[Thunderous Lightning]

While I find the attempts to sabotage her marriage to be funny, they’re honestly not needed. She’ll fuck it up all on her own. But I appreciate it all the same as it will make the train wreck even more entertaining.

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The replies in the OP are hilarious. One guy even breaks down the history of how the couple came together.

We need to have all his simping and drunk posts archived on the daily. We're losing out on quality jer lolcow milk as he deletes them. Always archive if you can. He shouldn't be allowed to not be confronted with his drunk posting and hide behind his morning hangovers

 

[Iranian_Jomha]

What other wacky ventures will jer get into? Here's some of my ideas.
Auto repair
Antiques
Wood working
Home Sauna
Vhs or an "obsolete" media collection
Beekeeping/ honey production

Would love to see Hamplanet build authentic Finnish sauna. The massive heart attack would be kino.

 

[quarter_grifter]

Jer's twitter

Spoiler: Funny how Jer isn't up-to-date on the latest trends in political commentating

despite his show supposed to be the daily updates on the latest and greatest political goings-on.

Spoiler: Jer complaining about fat people ruining flight experiences

Spoiler: There are a few 'massive' things about you, Jer

But there's absolutely no way you can see your dick underneath that gut of yours, you gluttonous fuck.

Spoiler: Jer's audience isn't fake, it's that theres 40 thousand of them more willing to give up their money than what his audience on YT will cough up

Spoiler: Jer and Faggot Pool felted in the same thread

Is it 30% of all videos, or all new videos, Jer? Where's the study? Is there a distinction between ai content and ai slop? Are you just making this up to explain your failing business?

Spoiler: It's the audience's fault for not moving to rumble, not his

 

[Wraithdolf the White]

Is there a doc tracking his actual luxury watch collection? I am curious to see his taste in watch design, and estimate how much he spent.
I have heard about the Omega Speedmaster being a confirmed sighting, but have not actually seen any of them.

Remember that meme making a new measurement to Hitler, like how many of x equals 6 million or something? What if there was a grifter measurement like, his scam for Toys for Tots is equal to 1.2 watches or something?

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A fourth fucking set.
Where is he using them? The Jeremy Hambly channel has the same set as the Quartering. The UM Media one is different to that, with the cum stained mousepad. What is he even using a third one on?

Be grateful none of these are porn sets.

She’s been getting mocked hard today over Johnny. People are being more pessimistic than even me saying they won’t last a year. Someone that is supposedly on her side, Cringe Panda if anyone knows who she is, straight up called him gay lmao

He kind of looks like the guy who watched brie larsen on her failed you tube channel and was sincere about it.

Mr. Plinkett actually looks like his weird new logo.

I've had a bad feeling for years mike and them knew the connection to pizza (pizza rolls) and bad stuff to kids for a long time more than they would admit.

What other wacky ventures will jer get into? Here's some of my ideas.
Auto repair
Antiques
Wood working
Home Sauna
Vhs or an "obsolete" media collection
Beekeeping/ honey production

There was some really old commercial, I think it was a trade school or something, and it would list various things you could study. TV \ VCR repair was a big thing in that line up.
Seriously if you want to get money for the farms or something, have "Kiwi who learns" and have one kiwi be taught automotive stuff on camera, cooking, whatever, and use some of the proceeds for stuff. Jeremy doesn't have the ability to learn and be personable so he can't do something like that genuinely.

 

[LopsidedLegend]

Jer's twitter

Spoiler: Funny how Jer isn't up-to-date on the latest trends in political commentating

despite his show supposed to be the daily updates on the latest and greatest political goings-on.
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Spoiler: Jer complaining about fat people ruining flight experiences

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Spoiler: There are a few 'massive' things about you, Jer

But there's absolutely no way you can see your dick underneath that gut of yours, you gluttonous fuck.
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Spoiler: Jer's audience isn't fake, it's that theres 40 thousand of them more willing to give up their money than what his audience on YT will cough up

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Spoiler: Jer and Faggot Pool felted in the same thread

Is it 30% of all videos, or all new videos, Jer? Where's the study? Is there a distinction between ai content and ai slop? Are you just making this up to explain your failing business?
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Spoiler: It's the audience's fault for not moving to rumble, not his

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The only valid part here is the last one. The fact you can't say fuck or porn or Epstein or kill on Youtube is absolutely retarded. Outside of specific channels which are greenlit, the amount of nonowords you have to eliminate from your vocabulary is pretty shit. But the fact is Youtube is far more popular as a platform despite this.

 

[quarter_grifter]

The only valid part here is the last one. The fact you can't say fuck or porn or Epstein or kill on Youtube is absolutely retarded. Outside of specific channels which are greenlit, the amount of nonowords you have to eliminate from your vocabulary is pretty shit. But the fact is Youtube is far more popular as a platform despite this.

I don't understand what you mean by 'valid'.

If you're saying Jer's commentary re: rumble and censorship in the last spoiler section as being a reasonable statement, maybe he's right and maybe he's not, but the message he's replying to is valid in its own right. More importantly, Jer has no legitimacy to complain about conforming to censorship anyways - after all, he's the one that popularized self-censorship with his gay soundalike terms to say 'spicy' (which is itself a reference to censorship) things on his 'free speech' channel.

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

While I find the attempts to sabotage her marriage to be funny, they’re honestly not needed. She’ll fuck it up all on her own. But I appreciate it all the same as it will make the train wreck even more entertaining.

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The replies in the OP are hilarious. One guy even breaks down the history of how the couple came together.

Noooooo stoooop guys. It's only okay when I talk shit on foreign people, call women eggless walled out whores, or make references to mudsharking.

Keep defending Mi'lady's honor QuarterFaggot. This is the world you supposedly were fighting for. I mean we all know it's just a grift and you'd probably suck Blaire White's dick but whatever. Melonie Mac is a Karen ass cunt with a shrill voice but no one's husband will ever be as brown as your side of the mattress. Deal with it you bloated faggot and stop crying on Twitter that people are acting like the kind of person you pretend to be for money. Also while we are on the subject your wife is mid it just blows people's minds that she A: exists B: isn't 500 lbs like you C: is retarded enough to not divorce you.

I don't understand what you mean by 'valid'.

If you're saying Jer's commentary re: rumble and censorship in the last spoiler section as being a reasonable statement, maybe he's right and maybe he's not, but the message he's replying to is valid in its own right. More importantly, Jer has no legitimacy to complain about conforming to censorship anyways - after all, he's the one that popularized self-censorship with his gay soundalike terms to say 'spicy' (which is itself a reference to censorship) things on his 'free speech' channel.

QuarterFaggot constantly begged for money under the pretense that it would allow him to break free of Youtube censorship. He said many times he would start making Rumble exclusive content (and run less ads) if only his fans would gift him money for existing. Well turns out every time he got piles of money dropped on his lap he only ran more ads and censored himself more. Jeremy thrives in a world where you need to baby talk your right wing slop to retards because that means anyone with moral high ground of shame can't compete with you. Jeremy gives so few fucks about that shit he will complain sometimes that his video couldn't get the monetized tag on Youtube so he just didn't upload it anywhere. Like he couldn't even be fucked to upload videos most of the time that he's already recorded if they aren't marked advertiser safe on Youtube.

That's the other thing. Freedom of speech what? You can say fuck, porn, and kill on Youtube they just won't pay you to do it because it doesn't give them the ads they need to pass money along to you. You choose to censor yourself for money in the end. Then if you are a fat faggot you go cry about it on Youtube and beg for money. You can choose to just say fuck it and not get the adsense and Quartering literally raised money to support that end then pulled the plug when he realized he could just keep faggot talking his way around Youtube and keep his fan's money because anyone dumb enough to watch his channel isn't even going to realize they got scammed.

 

[Magastrate]

I wonder if Jeremy has a noticeable reaction when he hears the word "bull"?

 

[RMQualtrough]

She’s been getting mocked hard today over Johnny. People are being more pessimistic than even me saying they won’t last a year. Someone that is supposedly on her side, Cringe Panda if anyone knows who she is, straight up called him gay lmao

If a second husband turns out to be gay, Melonie is going to end up streaming from an asylum or some shit.

 

[Mein Prolapse]

We need to have all his simping and drunk posts archived on the daily. We're losing out on quality jer lolcow milk as he deletes them. Always archive if you can. He shouldn't be allowed to not be confronted with his drunk posting and hide behind his morning hangovers

@quarter_grifter has done a great job trying to save twitter posts, and I've tried to grab what I can. It sucks there's always 1 or 2 gems that sneak through. It needs to be done because he always argues there's never evidence he posted tweets.