🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[Mein Prolapse]

This clown never had self awareness. He did a 10 minute video complaining about himself

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

He tries to fuck his staff and they immediately get married to their boyfriend.

 

[quarter_grifter]

Apparently Melonies engagement actually happened at Amfest?!

Come out and watch football with me, suffering my advances all night long the weekend you're getting engaged!

 

[TheTurdReich]

This is u

There's literally nothing that hurts this bastard more than Melonie Mac... I suggest everyone solely refers to her as "Melonie Junkers" when in his chats or social media spaces from now on. Some people have been doing it occasionally and getting instabanned.

We need to convince Mel it's Biblical to change her online name to that so he's forced to write "Melonie Junkers" in all his thumbnails and titles.

This is unironically a good plan. We just need dudes to comment in chat during her solo gaming streams that she should change her online name because it’s the “Christian” thing for a woman to do

 

[Gator_Aids]

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Apparently Melonies engagement actually happened at Amfest?!
Holy shit Quarterpounder never had a chance.

Goddamn. He repulsed her into a marriage.

 

[Grimoire Canthari]

Jer-Jer the Warped Wingman. When he's near a woman, she'll instantly fly to you.

 

[Reef-Raze]

Is there a doc tracking his actual luxury watch collection? I am curious to see his taste in watch design, and estimate how much he spent.
I have heard about the Omega Speedmaster being a confirmed sighting, but have not actually seen any of them.

 

[Flippin Floppin]

A fourth fucking set.
Where is he using them? The Jeremy Hambly channel has the same set as the Quartering. The UM Media one is different to that, with the cum stained mousepad. What is he even using a third one on?

 

[Peeing In The Shower]

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A fourth fucking set.
Where is he using them? The Jeremy Hambly channel has the same set as the Quartering. The UM Media one is different to that, with the cum stained mousepad. What is he even using a third one on?

He could have infinite sets if he set up one desk and painted the wall behind it green or blue.

 

[quarter_grifter]

Is that a second trampoline? I thought the original one in front of the computer that hadn't been used for 6 months was more square-shaped, this is a full rectangle. Is this man hoarding trampolines that can't bear his weight?

 

[Brittany’s latest ex]

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Apparently Melonies engagement actually happened at Amfest?!
Holy shit Quarterpounder never had a chance.

She’s been getting mocked hard today over Johnny. People are being more pessimistic than even me saying they won’t last a year. Someone that is supposedly on her side, Cringe Panda if anyone knows who she is, straight up called him gay lmao

 

[Hokuriku]

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His new set.

I like that he didn't use a siding where the edges are staggered to mask the huge full-height seam between panels.

Is that a second trampoline? I thought the original one in front of the computer that hadn't been used for 6 months was more square-shaped, this is a full rectangle. Is this man hoarding trampolines that can't bear his weight?

It's a dog bed, I think

 

[Common Krait]

It's a dog bed, I think

He has like 6 obese German Shepards. But that's a dog bed. I have the same one but smaller.

I don't get why he's doing this. Is he trying to get a set up like Red Letter Media? I mean he sort of looks like Mr. Plinkett. Only Jer is somehow creepier and won't even bother to send pizza rolls.

 

[Common Krait]

Mr. Plinkett actually looks like his weird new logo.

 

[quarter_grifter]

It's a dog bed, I think

Thanks, that makes way more sense. I must've been tarding out for a minute (or day) there.

 

[Penile Wartski]

Apparently Jeremy was interviewed by Today Show ages ago about claw machines.

https://www.today.com/video/claw-machine-secrets-revealed-is-it-rigged-724165699959

I think this is probably it, but the video isn't available anymore. I looked around to try find it but no luck.
Posting incase someone else is able to find it somewhere.

Pretty sure they show this clip or at least part of it on one of the TISM podcast episodes (don't know which one though).

Hambo is talking about that appearance and how the program purchased a claw machine just for that segment. He was pissed off they were scrapping the machine after the show and wouldn't sell it to him.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

She’s been getting mocked hard today over Johnny. People are being more pessimistic than even me saying they won’t last a year. Someone that is supposedly on her side, Cringe Panda if anyone knows who she is, straight up called him gay lmao

He does seem really fruity

 

[Dago]

What other wacky ventures will jer get into? Here's some of my ideas.
Auto repair
Antiques
Wood working
Home Sauna
Vhs or an "obsolete" media collection
Beekeeping/ honey production

 

[Dropa5pack]

What other wacky ventures will jer get into? Here's some of my ideas.
Auto repair
Antiques
Wood working
Home Sauna
Vhs or an "obsolete" media collection
Beekeeping/ honey production

I’M UNDER ATTACK FROM AFRICANIZED HONEYBEES!

 

[Dimension Sniper]

Tangentially related, I've been seeing posts like this popping up for the last week and some:


The cosplay community is real mad that Johnny Junkers married a racist bigoted MAGAt who talks about the Bible, and now the abuse allegations are coming out.

(wasn't Pridemore one of the chicks from Weeb Wars?)