Iran Crisis ∩ Trump Politics Mass Debates Thread

[Bioniclelover]

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[Viriatus]

Love when they say the quiet part out loud

 

[3-2-1836]

There is a powerful irony here. Almost poetic.

In a city where water is scarce and wars for oil rage, the citizens are no longer subject to mists or rains of water, but rather smog and mists of the toxic substance for which they drove their ecosystem to the grave for.

The black rain has blackpilled my friend in Tehran, she's convinced Trump lied and they just want to destroy Iran and make the Iranian people suffer instead of liberating them.

 

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The black rain has blackpilled my friend in Tehran, she's convinced Trump lied and they just want to destroy Iran and make the Iranian people suffer instead of liberating them.

Once again I pray for a Trump as strong and based as the TDSers imagine he is.
Seriously, is he a fucking storm God now?

 

[0713]

Or else we will see something like this but much bigger and hotter.

I don't think I've ever seen a full tanker going boom like that. That's a bigger ball of fire than I would have imagined.

I think half the reason America hasn't bothered to kill this guy yet is to prove to the world how useless he is.

Yeah. He's not actually in charge of anything. He's "President" in name only. So he's not worth the missile, literally.

The public was so willing to try that it took killing 40K of them to just settle them down for a few weeks, and they were already beginning to pop off again in random incidents before the war started. Trump and the Shah have warned them repeatedly not to take to the streets until the all-clear is given. If it's given, and the populace is either too pussy to do anything or somehow lose (which would be near-impossible with IAF/USAF giving them air cover), then we'll likely just consider the mission done and go home.

Perfect summary, imo.
The main objective is to cripple the regime so hard that it will take at least years for them to become any kind of serious threat again.
That might or might not include taking control of Hormuz island and the Strait, either directly under the US or some other ally in the region. But Trump might decide that's not needed at the end of the day. Who knows.
Anything else, including successful regime change, is just a bonus. Would be nice to have, sure, but we don't need it.

How long until the camel jockeys throw in the towel?

Six to seven more weeks. (edit: NOT a meme!)
The whole thing will last two months in total.
Screenshot this.

strikes the Iranian government has denied doing. and although we shouldn't take the Iranian government at their word, let's not pretend false flag attacks are outside the Israeli wheelhouse, or even unlikely for them.

"But the Iranian government said so! And even though I'm totally 100% one of you guys and totally not a retarded shill, I think we should believe them."

 

[Powerhouse of the Cell]

Once again I pray for a Trump as strong and based as the TDSers imagine he is.
Seriously, is he a fucking storm God now?
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I think Trump will certainly try to use this to bolster his image as the god Emperor of the right.

Assuming that he manages to make this swift and pragmatic and keep it from prolonging into a clusterfuck.

To win this war, the US would have to destroy the Iranian government in totality.

 

[umseriously]

What will be the fallout if Trump just decides to nuke Iran? I know there will be those who will defend or shame trump immediately after such an action, but I want to know if Russia and China will actually do anything besides stay in the cuck chair.

 

[Ghostse]

Yeah. He's not actually in charge of anything. He's "President" in name only. So he's not worth the missile, literally.

The real issue is that he is a legitimately elected leader and can't be summarily executed without huge international backlash (for good reason).
Maduro stole his election, he was illegitimately occupying the office, and thus subject to yeeting.
The Ayatollah and IRGC are unelected and not chosen by the people, thus they are not legitimate heads of state; as they engage and coordinate attacks and assassinations, they are open to targeting.

The fact the president of Iran is cucked and incompetent is simply a nice bonus.

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Unlike your idealized nation of Russia, there is a legal requirment for the US military to notify next-of-kin. This is most likely a job for processing the effects of all the dead Ayatollahs we are generating. Going through their shit is sure to be a full time job and the workload seems to be ever increasing.
Cope harder there, Fagboy.

Very sadly, there isn't a point to ask you post hands.
We have pictures of your hands. Also pictures confirming you trade your bussy for rent.

Post in thread 'Debate Betonhaus on women's rights and rape fantasies'

Feb 7, 2026

OP needs to get laid.

OP is projecting his own rape fantasies onto women.

I don't think OP's issue would be fixed by a woman's touch.

Not because he looks like TEMU DesTINY, but because he likes BIG BURLY MEN with BIG COCKS so
much that he wrote fanfiction about it.



Something something glass houses

• Inside your walls

Reactions: x 19 x 52 x 8 x 6 x 3 x 1 x 1 x 1 x 1 x 1

A slavic nigger, sucking dicks for cuck and simping for muslims.

He tongues niggers' anuses.

By the way, if it wasn't said earlier, the American soldiers killed is way greater than fuckin' six. Anybody believing this goy misinformation is fucking cattle that deserves to be raped by the "right wing" Israelis.

>Just.mp4
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Lol. Cope and seethe more. "I know there have to be more dead americans for me to jack off to."

I would say the BROOOCS agiprop handlers aren't sending their best, but I am starting to think they actually are.

Suck my morning wood, nigger. I hope you get drafted.

You should have asked that of @Betonhaus, he'd probably say yes He shares your retarded brown fetish and has experience sucking dong. I am unsure if he'll be able to locate your micropenis without the aid of a microscrope, but rest assured he will put forth his best effort.

I like how you just accept their propaganda at face value, when I haven't seen any other sources backing up the targeting of Iranian water plants.
So far, it just seems like projection where they claim it's happening to them as an excuse to do it to others. Again, maybe I missed something, but this is classic false flag shit.

You are expecting independent thought and critical analysis from Browns and muslim-lovers.

"There is no way the stable and peaceful nation of Iran, that launched a bunch of drones and missiles into neutral countries including a NATO member, would ever lie or do a false flag! only the jews do those! We can't prove they've done them, but that is just evidence of how wiley those tricky jews are."

I don't think there's going to be any ground invasion (maybe some smaller scale special forces raids) as that will be suicide for Trump's popularity. I think Trump will keep bombing Iran for a few more weeks and then declare victory regardless of what it effected in which,

The Islamic Republic holds onto power and they will likely speedrun nukes which will set the stage to resume the conflict, the Islamic Republic gets toppled and someone like the Shah returns which I highly doubt will happen, or they will start fighting themselves and Iran will descend into a civil/anarchy zone.

Since the start I said there was decent odds of special forces raids and limited deployments - taking ports or the gulf islands.
The US special forces (Delta and SEALS) have reportedly been conducting a lot of training related to assaulting and exfiltrating ungrounder facilities.

I honestly don't think the Mullahs/IRGC survive this. I was more on the fence before but they've have really been getting their shit pushed in. Never say never of course, but I think issues like their water problem are too big to ignore.

Iran was no threat to America.

You: Iran a good boy, he dindu nuffin just raising money for them programs.
Also you: Iran has the world by the balls! They can close the Strait of Homos anytime and destroy the world's economy! Their missile and drone spam has shown the guld states the folly of working with the US!

Which one is it?

Also, go right ahead and fuck yourself sideways with a running weedeater. They attack and kill american personnel, and you are jsut like "well its not really a threat they just murder some people".

According to an Axios report dated March 8, 2026, the United States and Israel are reportedly considering the deployment of special forces into Iran to secure its stockpile of highly enriched uranium. The potential operation would focus on preventing Iran from obtaining a nuclear weapon as part of a later stage of the conflict that began on February 28, 2026. The plan is said to involve securing roughly 450 kilograms of 60% enriched uranium believed to be stored in underground facilities, including sites near Isfahan.

Axios is literally jeet-owned and operated but I think they are on the money. There have been reports since trump took office that Delta and SEALS are training to raid some sort of subterranean complex and long suspcted to be Iran's nuclear stores.

The Trump administration has discussed the possibility of seizing Kharg Island, Iran’s main oil export terminal, according to Axios. The island handles around 90% of Iran’s crude oil exports.

Please let this be real.

Israelis have been arrested for looting property worth thousands of shekels. I'm sure that property was promised to them 3,000 years ago.

@Catch The Rainbow account for your fellow followers of moses.

Norwegian authorities say the explosion at the U.S. Embassy in Oslo was a targeted attack and are investigating it as a possible act of terrorism. Explosives were thrown at the embassy, causing minor material damage, but no suspects have been identified so far. Security has been increased at the embassy and other key sites in Oslo, and police say there is no ongoing danger to the public. I'm covering this in this thread because it's very likely it's related to the war with Iran.

What?! The explosion at our embassy was terrorism? NO WAY.
Next Norwegian authorties are going to tell me that water is wet or that @The Great Ducktator is gay and brown.

We only know of the airmen. There must also be some glowie shit going on on the ground. It's not impropable that America took losses there which we wouldn't know about.

"we can't see any dead Americans but I know they must be there!"

You can literally buy framed pictures proving how wrong you are. Other examples have already been posted ITT.

https://www.prints-online.com/ww1-british-submarine-rescues-german-sailor-14224286.html

I don't know how rescued sailors would stay dry on the deck of a submarine. Probably by not floating in the ocean anymore. And so on to all the points you made.

Modern attack and boomer subs do not have decks you retard. Iranian sailors on warship are legitimate military targets, the US did more than they should have by alerting the SLCG to come clean greasy trash out of the ocean. Cope and seethe harder brownoid.
I really wish you muslims had somethgn like shabbat so we'd be free of your retardation for at least one day a week.

You can look up how many Iranian warships were in the Indian ocean at the time. This wasn't a chance encounter between an Iranian frigate and a US submarine that had to escape Iranian airpower afterwards.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ships_present_at_International_Fleet_Review_2026#Foreign_participants

Anyway, this is getting too off-topic.

Why the hell doesn't Iran have their terrorists stick around after suicide bombings to offer medical aid to those inside the US's embassies? I mean we're talking rules of war here, that's the only thing that matters, right? Not simply seething because its america that does it, correct?

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The black rain has blackpilled my friend in Tehran, she's convinced Trump lied and they just want to destroy Iran and make the Iranian people suffer instead of liberating them.

How I wish that was true, but its just smog.

>Beg for freedom from the regime

> Cry when the actions to acquire said freedom are occurring

>??????

NIGGA WHAT?

Hi. I see this is your first time attempting to come to the aid of feckless Dune Coons. Welcome.

Once again I pray for a Trump as strong and based as the TDSers imagine he is.
Seriously, is he a fucking storm God now?
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The more people's heads he lives in rent free, the stronger he becomes and the more powers he unlocks.

Let me point out that some random guy, likely Muslim, was in his grave resting in peace for years, just to be randomly exhumed by a bunch of armed Jews and carried to fucking Israel

I can't

He was buried with his gold teeth next door to Israel. He had to know his grave being dug up & robbed by Jews was always a possibility.

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

What will be the fallout if Trump just decides to nuke Iran?

Armageddon.

 

[Taser Confetti]

What will be the fallout if Trump just decides to nuke Iran? I know there will be those who will defend or shame trump immediately after such an action, but I want to know if Russia and China will actually do anything besides stay in the cuck chair.

Massive violation of the “No First Use” nuclear policy. America would become a pariah state and internal stability might crumble. Serious risk of a coup.

 

[Retrodogkiller]

Massive violation of the “No First Use” nuclear policy. America would become a pariah state and internal stability might crumble. Serious risk of a coup.

I doubt that would happen. Call me doom pilled or whatever but even world leaders seem to want to get on their knees and blow Trump. All governments seem to only care that the greenline keeps going up as they replaced real economies with investor based faggotry and jeet labor.

 

[Nick Wilde]

Massive violation of the “No First Use” nuclear policy. America would become a pariah state and internal stability might crumble. Serious risk of a coup.

From your link:
"China and India are currently the only two nuclear powers to formally maintain a NFU policy"

"The United States has refused to adopt a NFU policy and says that it "reserves the right to use" nuclear weapons first in the case of conflict."

 

[Taser Confetti]

From your link:
"China and India are currently the only two nuclear powers to formally maintain a NFU policy"

"The United States has refused to adopt a NFU policy and says that it "reserves the right to use" nuclear weapons first in the case of conflict."

Yes, because America reserves the right to do things like deploy tactical nukes in the event of a tank Zerg rush in the Fulda Gap or a less realistic Red Dawn situation. Not comparable to nuking a country on the other side of the Earth we’re not even struggling with. Only the most insane of Zionists would support such a thing and the rest of the public would be ready to storm the White House.

 

[Nick Wilde]

Yes, because America reserves the right to do things like deploy tactical nukes in the event of a tank Zerg rush in the Fulda Gap or a less realistic Red Dawn situation. Not comparable to nuking a country on the other side of the Earth we’re not even struggling with. Only the most insane of Zionists would support such a thing and the rest of the public would be ready to storm the White House.

Not what I'm saying.

In your post, you say it would be a massive violation of "the" no first use policy. But America has no NFU policy for it to be a massive violation of. It's not an international thing. India and China are the only states that officially have one. It's just a theoretical idea.

I agree with you overall, just pointing out that the way you phrased it suggests this NFU policy is a formal thing, which it isn't.

 

[Viriatus]

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[umseriously]

I know this may be getting a bit conspiratorial, but is America blackmailed by Israel into taking down Iran because of the Samson Option? From what I know, the Samson Option is a rumored apocalyptic strategy where Israel basically nukes the whole world if its nation state ever comes close to the edge of extinction: basically fuck you and this whole planet if I can't get what I want. I know that many here believe in some sort of JQ, so if we were to follow this train of thought logically, it would mean that Israel has nukes ready to detonate or launch in every major US city if they were to get 'betrayed' or beaten in a fair conflict. If Israel truly does have a military option like this, it makes sense why Trump has to do bibi's bidding as the potential consequences for not following him could be catastrophic.

But of course, this is just about an alleged political option Israel has. Officially, they don't possess such a option. It's all just make-believe.

 

[Duane Dibbley]

They've bombed iranian oil wells/derricks and the cloud is choking everyone in tehran.

We did it Bibi, we saved iran! [insert picture of every living things in 100 miles dead of toxic fume inhalation]

I know this may be getting a bit conspiratorial, but is America blackmailed by Israel into taking down Iran because of the Samson Option? From what I know, the Samson Option is a rumored apocalyptic strategy where Israel basically nukes the whole world if its nation state ever comes close to the edge of extinction: basically fuck you and this whole planet if I can't get what I want. I know that many here believe in some sort of JQ, so if we were to follow this train of thought logically, it would mean that Israel has nukes ready to detonate or launch in every major US city if they were to get 'betrayed' or beaten in a fair conflict. If Israel truly does have a military option like this, it makes sense why Trump has to do bibi's bidding as the potential consequences for not following him could be catastrophic.

But of course, this is just about an alleged political option Israel has. Officially, they don't possess such a option. It's all just make-believe.

Simply put, there aren't enough nukes. Israel would, at best, bomb 10-15 capital cities, then be wiped off of the map, followed by every jew getting shoved into ovens.

The entire faith of judaism would be wiped clean from the earth.

 

[Taser Confetti]

I know this may be getting a bit conspiratorial, but is America blackmailed by Israel into taking down Iran because of the Samson Option? From what I know, the Samson Option is a rumored apocalyptic strategy where Israel basically nukes the whole world if its nation state ever comes close to the edge of extinction: basically fuck you and this whole planet if I can't get what I want. I know that many here believe in some sort of JQ, so if we were to follow this train of thought logically, it would mean that Israel has nukes ready to detonate or launch in every major US city if they were to get 'betrayed' or beaten in a fair conflict. If Israel truly does have a military option like this, it makes sense why Trump has to do bibi's bidding as the potential consequences for not following him could be catastrophic.

But of course, this is just about an alleged political option Israel has. Officially, they don't possess such a option. It's all just make-believe.

Their nuclear capabilities aren’t anywhere near that strong. Their pundits have ranted about possibly attacking a few European and American cities and the vast majority would be intercepted. Israel would become the glowing sea and Kentucky Fried Jews goes back on the menu globally.

But remember - the kikes that screech at you about the existential threat of Iran nukes are as insane as they want you to believe the Iranians to be.

 

[bread n circuses]

I know this may be getting a bit conspiratorial, but is America blackmailed by Israel into taking down Iran because of the Samson Option? From what I know, the Samson Option is a rumored apocalyptic strategy where Israel basically nukes the whole world if its nation state ever comes close to the edge of extinction: basically fuck you and this whole planet if I can't get what I want. I know that many here believe in some sort of JQ, so if we were to follow this train of thought logically, it would mean that Israel has nukes ready to detonate or launch in every major US city if they were to get 'betrayed' or beaten in a fair conflict. If Israel truly does have a military option like this, it makes sense why Trump has to do bibi's bidding as the potential consequences for not following him could be catastrophic.

But of course, this is just about an alleged political option Israel has. Officially, they don't possess such a option. It's all just make-believe.

It's not the sampson option, it's the mossad pedo videos

 

[Screamer_2]

What will be the fallout if Trump just decides to nuke Iran? I know there will be those who will defend or shame trump immediately after such an action, but I want to know if Russia and China will actually do anything besides stay in the cuck chair.

It won't be Trump chucking a nuke, it'd be Israel.

The reason they would do it is because America, EU, other western aligned and subjagated countries will at best symbolically be against it. Plenty in the media and online will defend the use of it. It'll be fucking insane to see the instant attempt to normalise a nuke being used.