🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[ASeabear8952]

Hell, Jim already probably does, it's not like we'd ever know if he didn't.

Hell Jersh might. When was the last time he showed himself on camera? And I’d imagine living off a diet of just cheese can’t be good.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

First thing Ralph does: gotta secure that cocaine

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His coke connection is currently hours away in Spicer Minnesota.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

LOL Piggie was cold and had to buy a sweatshirt AND ANOTHER HAT. Who even likes the Bulls these days? Guess all that hair mogging got to him. Also the filters and that neck tuck trying to hide THE HEAD GUNT!!!!

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/2030437148453687603

https://archive.ph/hKCyQ

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

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LOL Piggie was cold and had to buy a sweatshirt AND ANOTHER HAT. Who even likes the Bulls these days? Guess all that hair mogging got to him. Also the filters and that neck tuck trying to hide THE HEAD GUNT!!!!

https://x.com/TheRalphRetort/status/2030437148453687603

https://archive.ph/hKCyQ

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This was pretty much 2 full days of travel for Ralph to get to Chicago. How he is his awful at travelling? Looking at flights it appears that 6-12 hours is the norm with a layover.

 

[sufferhorse]

dude his head is so fuckin massive.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

This was pretty much 2 full days of travel for Ralph to get to Chicago. How he is his awful at travelling? Looking at flights it appears that 6-12 hours is the norm with a layover.

He also flew American Eagle in, which is a regional carrier. So here's the list from wiki of AE flights into O'hare.

Albany, Albuquerque, Allentown, Appleton, Asheville, Atlanta, Austin, Baltimore, Bangor, Birmingham (AL), Bloomington/Normal, Boise, Buffalo, Cedar Rapids/Iowa City, Champaign/Urbana, Charleston (SC), Cincinnati, Cleveland, Columbia (MO), Columbia (SC),[3] Columbus–Glenn, Dayton, Des Moines, Detroit, El Paso, Fargo, Fayetteville/Bentonville, Flint, Fort Wayne, Grand Rapids, Green Bay, Greensboro, Greenville/Spartanburg, Harrisburg, Hartford, Huntsville, Indianapolis, Jacksonville (FL), Kalamazoo, Kansas City, Key West, Knoxville, La Crosse, Lansing, Lexington, Little Rock, Louisville, Madison, Manhattan (KS), Marquette, Memphis, Milwaukee, Minneapolis/St. Paul, Moline/Quad Cities, Montréal–Trudeau, Mosinee/Wausau, Nashville, Norfolk, Oklahoma City, Omaha, Peoria, Pittsburgh, Providence, Rapid City, Richmond, Rochester (MN), Rochester (NY), St. Louis, Salt Lake City, San Antonio, Sioux Falls, Springfield (IL),[4] Springfield/Branson, Syracuse, Toronto–Pearson, Traverse City, Tulsa, Waterloo (IA), White Plains, Wichita, Wilkes-Barre/Scranton

Of that list, these provide flights to Cancun (on American, or codeshare):

Atlanta, Austin, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Indianapolis, Kansas City, Lansing, Milwaukee, Minneapolis–St. Paul, Oklahoma City, Pittsburgh, St. Louis

So Ralph had to fly from Cancun, to one of those cities, and then on to O'Hare- assuming there wasn't another layover in there. If his pictures were real time though, he did all of this today.

 

[Stunner900]

We've got a never before documented gunt. He's got a gunt on the back of his head now.
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Tumor

 

[Pale Empress]

Tumor

It's his unborn parasitic twin, Malignant style.

Spoiler

It emerges while he sleeps and aylawgs him on the Karen Farms using a sock account.

 

[Stunner900]

It's his unborn parasitic twin, Malignant style.

Spoiler

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It emerges while he sleeps and aylawgs him on the Karen Farms using a sock account.

It’s the voice in his head…it talks like PPP for some reason.

 

[Um...]

the filters and that neck tuck trying to hide THE HEAD GUNT!!!!

Not just filters, lol. He photoshopped his neck fat right off. Just blurred it away.

Made himself look like a real chad with a chiseled jawline. He’s such an insecure little girl underneath all that internet bravado.

 

[GaryGray]

So Ralph has finally landed and left Chicago airport. The time between posting with a drink in the, what I assume, is Merida airport on March 6th 3:37PM UTC until posting a picture outside the airport in Chicago on March 8th 12:15AM UTC is one day, eight hours, and 38 minutes. Ralph turned a nine hour trip (six hours flying/layovers plus three hours for security and customs) in an entire day event which included him having to pay to stay in an airport lounge in Cancun courtesy of the great investigative work by @Jump.
Cost of this trip in travel, lounge, drinks, food, and overpriced airport swag must already be $800-$1000. Combine that with the $600 day trip to Guadalajara and the $3k he made in a week off of Scarlett is already 50% spent. If she does not agree to all him to move in and return to the states that will be over three months rent wasted on three days.

https://www.verylvke.com/en/2023/11/29/my-review-of-global-mera-lounge-cancun-t3/

 

[unironicjudiaism]

He also flew American Eagle in, which is a regional carrier. So here's the list from wiki of AE flights into O'hare.

Of that list, these provide flights to Cancun (on American, or codeshare):


So Ralph had to fly from Cancun, to one of those cities, and then on to O'Hare- assuming there wasn't another layover in there. If his pictures were real time though, he did all of this today.

American Eagle is the equivalent of being on a prop plane sitting on a bale of hay next to a circus donkey

 

[NoStepOnSnake]

This shit is rigged dude. Fuck imma dude. Imma fuck a dude.

Ralph go bitch about Trump! Its tax free!

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Who works this hard for pussy?

Five bucks says he wont even get a crumb and even if he does, neither of them will feel anything.

 

[Peeing In The Shower]

It's his unborn parasitic twin, Malignant style.

Great work, everyone! We finally cracked the case.

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

Great work, everyone! We finally cracked the case.
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yep, that is a malignant parasite. But still doesn't answer what's on the back of his neck.

 

[Blue Gunty]

Scarlett has gone suspicious silent. Usually she’s posting on X all day but stopped about 12 hours ago, which was 8 hours before Ralph landed in Chicago (allgedly) it would be the funniest thing if she just ghosts him.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

So Ralph has finally landed and left Chicago airport. The time between posting with a drink in the, what I assume, is Merida airport on March 6th 3:37PM UTC until posting a picture outside the airport in Chicago on March 8th 12:15AM UTC is one day, eight hours, and 38 minutes. Ralph turned a nine hour trip (six hours flying/layovers plus three hours for security and customs) in an entire day event which included him having to pay to stay in an airport lounge in Cancun courtesy of the great investigative work by @Jump.
Cost of this trip in travel, lounge, drinks, food, and overpriced airport swag must already be $800-$1000. Combine that with the $600 day trip to Guadalajara and the $3k he made in a week off of Scarlett is already 50% spent. If she does not agree to all him to move in and return to the states that will be over three months rent wasted on three days.
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Where is Scarlett? If she didn’t show up Gunt is going to have a hard time getting a hotel room with his Mexican cc and Sandra’s PayPal.

 

[Mussolini’s Merkin]

Where is Scarlett? If she didn’t show up Gunt is going to have a hard time getting a hotel room with his Mexican cc and Sandra’s PayPal.

I’m starting to think that he’s not going to leave the airport at this rate. This whole visit has been a disappointment, real low energy.

 

[AndyGuntski]

cog won