Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
This war has been a huge stimulus package for the xitter engagement farms. I keep seeing AI videos and statements with no proper sources with millions of views on xitter
 
Jay2U said:
This war has been a huge stimulus package for the xitter engagement farms. I keep seeing AI videos and statements with no proper sources with millions of views on xitter
Click to expand...
So the jeets get five bucks. It’s fucking sad that jeets will do anything anything for a crumb of a dollar.
 
The Great Ducktator said:
The ship is going under and the crew is busy running for the lifeboats. The risk is near zero. The submarine could have deployed life boats, if not taken the Iranian sailors on its hull. Contrary to popular believe, Iranians are not, in fact, scorpions.

Or better yet, the submarine shadows the Iranian ship and passes along its position and bearing to friendly units. They can then meet the Iranian ship and force it to surrender the ship with no lifes lost. Look, it's war. We get it. But the sub captain torpedoed that ship not because he had to, he simply wanted to score a kill.
Click to expand...
Please tell me you're trolling. Because otherwise, expecting a nuclear attack sub to suspend its engagements with the enemy, surface, rescue and transport survivors of a ship it just sank out of an active war zone on its back is the dumbest motherfucking thing I think I've ever seen someone propose on this website.
 
1772936822811.png
 
DumbDude43 said:
zionism is just the name for jewish nationalism: it's the idea that the jews are a nation and should have their own independent and sovereign nation-state in the land of israel.
Click to expand...
Zionisn goes beyond that. Zionism is the idea that Jews are the master race of the universe, chosen by God to purge the world of Christians. Zionists seek to enslave and eventually kill every Christian in the world.
 
Dojima's Dragon said:
STOP IT! MY COCK IS LEAKING FROM THINKING ABOUT THE AYATOLLAH STEAMY BUSSY! :oops:
Click to expand...
1772936802842.png

Only the descendent of crossdressing BROWN homosexuals influenced by the Chinese and a fat chopped Brown dude who was a pedophile to overcompensate for being a flaming homosexual who liked to get railed by buff Pakis could have typed what you just typed. Congrats on typing the most haram shit I have ever seen on this website.
 
no good filthy sandnigs bombing our embassy in oslo of all places. the world would be so much better off if that pedophile muhammad piss be upon him never walked this gay ass earth.
 
Clobber3 said:
no good filthy sandnigs bombing our embassy in oslo of all places. the world would be so much better off if that pedophile muhammad piss be upon him never walked this gay ass earth.
Click to expand...
You know how he used to meditate while sitting over a giant pit? Imagine going back in time and just so happening to push him a little while he's meditating one day.
 
Imagine being so retarded you think fucking with a canal the entire world uses doesn't immediately make you the enemy of the entire goddamn world.
 
AnOminous said:
Imagine being so retarded you think fucking with a canal the entire world uses doesn't immediately make you the enemy of the entire goddamn world.
Click to expand...
it feels quite nice knowing that my long-time stance of "fucking around with the average person's life and blaming your enemy for your actions only ever makes people hate you."

i believed it firmly when it was enviro-tards throwing beans on paintings, when they were laying in roads, and i continue to believe it as iran destroys its legitimacy in the eyes of every single middle eastern power by having an extreme hissy fit of toddler proportions.

the funny thing is it also gives the US the ability to then come in, help rebuild things with a bit of construction money and materiel donation, and we become closer allies. they agree to let us put anti-missile systems in their country now because they have felt iran's retarded dead man's hand, and want no part of it. the golden dome just got ten more launchers.
 
MetokurGroomedMe said:
islamists are killing new yorkers abroad now. very impressive work.
Click to expand...
Dude suffered the military version of those people with heart conditions who die while riding a rollercoaster.
MetokurGroomedMe said:
it feels quite nice knowing that my long-time stance of "fucking around with the average person's life and blaming your enemy for your actions only ever makes people hate you."
Click to expand...
They're pretty much entirely banking on Europe, a nation whose government is composed of people with battered wife syndrome, to scream "AMERICA, NO! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE THEM DO TO US! WE HAD CAPITULATED TO THEM SO HARD THAT WE WERE ONLY DOWN TO SIX RAPES A DAY!" and have us just stop.
 
ThisIsGonnaBeGood said:
Dude suffered the military version of those people with heart conditions who die while riding a rollercoaster.

They're pretty much entirely banking on Europe, a nation whose government is composed of people with battered wife syndrome, to scream "AMERICA, NO! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE THEM DO TO US! WE HAD CAPITULATED TO THEM SO HARD THAT WE WERE ONLY DOWN TO SIX RAPES A DAY!" and have us just stop.
Click to expand...
yeah they scared him to death. he just wasn't ready. honestly it's the old meme coming true, the most effective thing islamic terrorists can do to our soldiers is scare them to death, or give them STDs.

poor europe. not even a continent anymore, but one nation. i know what you mean. :story:

yeah it's clearly an attempt, much like iran's chimp missiles, to punish other countries for daring to be friendly to the US. all it really does is make them look like barbarians.
 

Israel has attacked Iran's oil fields and desalination plants. contradicts that this is a regime change war, because if you wanted a new regime, you wouldn't be attacking infrastructure this important. also shows that this isn't about the people of Iran, because you're destroying everything they need to sustain life. also completely retarded, because now Iran has an excuse to strike the GCC's infrastructure, which will be massively debilitating for the global market. major escalation by the Israelis, this could cripple the entire middle east for a long time if Iran responds in the same way.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom