🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[Peeing In The Shower]

Jesus…

What is it with fat internet retards and tranny chasing?

Willing to settle for reasonably-passable boipuss (due to lack of interest from actual women) but also your own large body producing enough estrogen to make you GAY! You chase TRANNIES!

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

Fired Maggie a month before Christmas but can hire a third editor. Three editors to snip out 10 minute clips from his livestreams and put memes on them or something.
He's such a piece of shit.

One editor for every 10-15 videos average he puts out a week between his 3 active channels and the only part of that job that takes more than 5 minutes is when they make a new graphic or fire up the AI slop meme generator which maybe adds another 10 minutes. Leave it to QuarteRetard to pay 3 people to do at most 10 hours a week of actual work combined.

Given Jer's a chaser, what are the odds both of his editors, you know if he isn't just lying to big himself up pathetically, are trannies he goons to. He'd get women to do it if he could, but I doubt he found those in time.

Man whacked it to Keffals and to Blaire after all.

Damn bro you know all the deep lore. Cosign all the shit you are saying.

His terrible tech channel had him in slobby work casual. It's a pathetic costume to sell the idea he's a working joe like you. It's just half-assed since he feels the need to flex his wealth, just like how he had to show off toys to get people to care about him as a disagreeable shit child.

Once again you nailed it. Just look at that bar that was right down the street from his old house that I'm pretty sure he was a regular at.

He spent time getting drunk next to guys like this then just vultured their look so he could LARP as a working man and not a pathetic Youtuber manchild faggot who hasn't done a real manly hard day of work since his dad made him chop wood that one time as a child that he will never shut the fuck up about. Imagine trying to stolen valor being blue collar when you have your wife putting together desks and deadlifting your bookshelves while you sit there opening Pokemon cards.

That wouldn’t happen to be documented on this thread would it? I believe you, but I need to see Jer cop to it with my own eyes.

I’ve been skimming this thread from the beginning, but 900 pages is a lot of pages.

He had a complete drunken meltdown because conservatives were talking shit about Blaire White.

🍔 Quarterpounder Post in thread 'Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly'

Jan 21, 2026

I'm not aware of a public falling out until retard started going after the G&G/FNT crew. Good Jeremy said Jer had done a lot to help when he got started in youtube only last week.

He had had disagreements with Jer on twitter about Rumble, but it's usually brushed aside after a while. The FNT crew is heavily tied to Benny Johnson as well. He got good Jeremy into the political alogging, so Fatplanet going at Benny wouldn't have helped either. Nerdrotic is a massive fan of Andy Warski. He's talked about wanting to go on his show back when I started watching him at 3000 subs

The audience...

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He followed a trans pornstar Lilith Lovett on Twitter and interacted with them constantly for years.

According to Keffels Jeremy was constantly blowing up the DMs acting friendly in messages but still being openly hostile publicly after their feud which was basically confirmed by their alt accounts all being linked before they were publicly revealed and the drunken livestream when Jeremy was texting Lucas begging them to come on stream while blackout drunk then was dissappointed when that didn't happen. This is classic chaser behavior. Many chasers will act very hostile towards trans in public then in private or when on drugs/drunk start getting gay for the bussy. This is because they are deeply ashamed of their urges and fear being outed publicly.

🍔 Quarterpounder Post in thread 'Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly'

Jan 19, 2026

I unearthed some lost, ignored. and forgotten Quartering content and am amassing more evidence showing how he's always been a creepy and perverted sex pest who uses his influence to subject women to sexual harassment and forces them to be unwilling participants in his weird power fetishes. Also I really think him and his wife have a one sided open marriage but we'll get to that in a different post. This is the first of several posts that will come as I have time to sort through this stuff.

So I dug up this livestream from a little under 3 years ago. It really shows how Quartering has...

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So Jeremy is extremely openly hostile towards trans in public. In private he's drinking vodka with Blaire White and inventing reasons to DM Keffels nonstop. Suddenly when blackout drunk he tends to have episodes where the mask slips and he's extremely defensive of MtF trans and wants to bend over backwards to get on their side. REALLY MAKES YOU THINK.

LET'S FUCKING GO

He's too dumb to put it together but Jeremy has this "Dark Quartering" alter ego that he thinks means he's a bad ass giving zero fucks but in reality he only calls himself Dark Quartering when he gets fuck ass drunk and starts acting like a faggot and talking too much shit that he's going to regret the next day. Whenever he starts calling himself that the chat gasses him up and he completely embarrasses himself then the next day he's like "I'm going to stop drinking on stream..." it's always funny as fuck. I think the last time I saw Dark Quartering make an appearance was when Jer took his hat off then spent the last hour of his livestream looking at toupee videos on Youtube shorts.
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[Disdainer of the Plebs]

Willing to settle for reasonably-passable boipuss (due to lack of interest from actual women) but also your own large body producing enough estrogen to make you GAY! You chase TRANNIES!

No I don’t think it’s that, there are plenty of heterosexual big fat guys. I think it’s that the type of person who seeks fame and fortune on the internet is just sort of predisposed to becoming a goon clown.

fuck ass drunk

Fuck ass drunk indeed. I had no idea the rabbit hole went this deep.

PPP I know you read this thread, it looks we need a Quartering tranny-thirst segment.

 

[Lost Sauce_056]

Fired Maggie a month before Christmas but can hire a third editor. Three editors to snip out 10 minute clips from his livestreams and put memes on them or something.
He's such a piece of shit.

You know, I’ve been thinking….what if Maggie isn’t real? I mean this fat bastard lies about VIRTUALLY EVERYTHING so is it really out of the realm of possibility that she was a made up character to make this fat nigga feel important?

 

[Mein Prolapse]

You know, I’ve been thinking….what if Maggie isn’t real? I mean this fat bastard lies about VIRTUALLY EVERYTHING so is it really out of the realm of possibility that she was a made up character to make this fat nigga feel important?

I thought Maggie was his dog for a couple years. I had one of those weird moments where numbers float around your head when I found out she was a woman.

 

[returnofthemacandcheese]

You know, I’ve been thinking….what if Maggie isn’t real? I mean this fat bastard lies about VIRTUALLY EVERYTHING so is it really out of the realm of possibility that she was a made up character to make this fat nigga feel important?

Maggie is real but that was the initial theory. When she first showed up Quartering was having a massive meltdown that ended with him posting a video saying he was done with Twitter and would stop posting. Then he immediately started posting again and when people called him out he said it was "single mother assistant" Maggie who was hired by Quartering to run his Twitter account actually posting but all the posts were seething and talking about haters so it was very obviously just him. After a while Kiwis found the Maggie social media and her and Jer have known each other forever and there were pictures of him at her wedding. Then people found an old Tweet where they were at the bar together and Jeremy was pretending she was a random female fan of the channel that he just met. Eventually Jeremy just stopped pretending and resumed posting like nothing ever happened.

She cut his hair on stream one time, it was one of the first streams where people realized how bald he was getting. When he first started the channel he had hair but by the time that stream came around he hadn't taken off the hat in a while and got roasted.



Example of a "Maggie" tweet


Then we got a seething video at fellow lolcow Reviewtech for daring to point out that this was clearly Jeremy being a faggot.
HELP MY BEAUTIFUL ASSISTANT IS UNDER ATTACK!


Here was the screenshot that made the rounds from the hair cutting stream. This was back when he could still comb over that bald spot more easily but that spray bottle really exposed him. I think for a while he was trying to make these "Maggie cuts my hair" streams a monthly thing because a bunch of incel simps donated at the sight of a Wisconsin 7. There was also a stream where Maggie was going to get whored up to go to a rock concert and Jeremy said he would post a thirsty picture of her in her concert outfit if he got enough Rumble Premium subs but of course he didn't hit the goal because he's a broke down faggot so we were spared having to see a thotted out middle-aged Midwest single mother about to go prowl for dick.

 

[Mein Prolapse]

THAT SHOULD BE A STICKER!
20 SUBS WE'LL MAKE IT A STICKER!
WOOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHHH BBBBUUUUUDDDDDDDDYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Old Man Mario]

Dark Quarterton is a wannabe edgelord that will die young due to his shitty health habits. When he finally dies, he will be slumped over in front of the computer. I'd put money on the last thing to appear on his computer screen being porn.

 

[Mein Prolapse]

I'd put money on the last thing to appear on his computer screen being porn.

Ah, but would it be forced creampie pie or cornering porn

 

[Adamska]

She cut his hair on stream one time, it was one of the first streams where people realized how bald he was getting. When he first started the channel he had hair but by the time that stream came around he hadn't taken off the hat in a while and got roasted.

Depending on when (what year) he did the stream, I can tell you that might have been a very pathetic and half-assed attempt to get into the ASMR spa service racket that you can see if you type it up. There's a decent slew of vids where guys get these services done on them by women, and it feels like something he'd LOVE to do. I can see him wanting Maggie to stay on mainly for that given his Weinsteinien inclinations.

Who knows, since I think he reads this thread and seethes he might drunkenly proclaim he'll do videos of going to places like Vietnam to creep on the women there as they take care of his corpulent flesh.

Damn bro you know all the deep lore. Cosign all the shit you are saying.

A combo of @MikeyNohMore , and reading the last 200 pages did a lot for that. Jer is also one of the more oddly predictable cows in all but his scamming plans, which seems to be the only thing he has any passion for in life. It's actually as lame as his retarded takes on Star Trek (and how he hates most of it) and completely non-effort attempts to grift off of it when he thinks he can get away with it.

Because let me tell you that Jean-Luc Picard could deck this palooka in one blow, despite not being traditionally masculine. He had an artificial heart for a reason. (It was because he actually fistfought a Nausicaan in Starfleet Academy days, Nausicaans being a fairly warlike race and definitely stronger than a human).

I also bet the only reason he didn't say anything negative about Voyager was he was too busy trying to get his whiskey dick to work while staring creepily at Janeway and Seven of Nine. He's totally an Abrams trek watching kind of retard IMO.

 

[GooderFloorsCo.]

I caught that DarkQuartering post too.

 

[Flippin Floppin]

LOL
Reminds me of coldsteel the hedgehog what a fucking retard

 

[NEETsamurai]

Fired Maggie a month before Christmas

Now that i've seen whatever the fuck that haircut stream was and remembered him trying to pimp her out, i'm leaning on him firing her being another lie to protect his narcissistic ego. I bet he drunk texted her one too many times begging her to become his sidepiece mistress, and she quit.

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

This needs to be a ‘jak.

 

[Flippin Floppin]

His new set.

And this is the new set for his "personal channel" whatever that is.

Top one is Quartering, the UM Media one is a different one to either of these two. So is he starting a new channel?

 

[Jeremy's Uterus]

Interesting. So now we got Maggie, Mel, Sydney & Hannah Claire that Jer has strategically positioned himself to be close to emotionally and physically using money as his key. (Cuz let's be honest, he has NOTHING else to offer a woman)

Again bud. You have 2 choices when married.

Lean away from temptation and lust or lean towards temptation and lust...

And well Jer, you've shown time and time again that you're completely incapable of leaning away from sin.

Are there any other woman that Jer has done this with?

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Reminds me of coldsteel the hedgehog what a fucking retard

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Can someone Photoshop Jer as a Nigger? (Dark Quartering)

I tried a couple AI platforms to transform him but they are all absolute faggots when it comes to anything racial.

 

[Flippin Floppin]

Can someone Photoshop Jer as a Nigger? (Dark Quartering)

I tried a couple AI platforms to transform him but they are all absolute faggots when it comes to anything racial.

Got Grok to do it a couple times but seems hit or miss.

This one makes him look like he just got across the mediterranean on a rubber dinghy.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

This one makes him look like he just got across the mediterranean on a rubber dinghy.

DO NOT REDEEM THE MAGIC CARDS!!!

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Jer soy-screaming over a gilded piece of paper just made me dissociate for a split second, don't wear headphones.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

I remember when this happened. He was shitting on single mothers around this time. He then unveils Maggie to his audience who then proceed to attack her because he gassed up his audience to hate single mothers, I think she ended up being ran off twitter for a bit. Seriously he set her up for failure in a way. QuarterPounder is over a year late for the whole "Dark" meme.