💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

[Vibralldo]

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He's so stupid, trying to do an edgy "I'd fuck me" allusion. No, Nick, you are not a "maybe dangerous and scary but intoxicatingly sexy" man. Lol, no, you're a limp-wristed, unfun, unfunny, lily-livered, midwit dork.

Nick's such a bisexual narcissist that he would 100% fuck an identical clone of himself

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Nick's such a bisexual narcissist that he would 100% fuck an identical clone of himself

For sure. But also he likes framing himself up that way bc he thinks it's shocking and interesting (psst, it's not).

 

[FookinShoite]

Nick's such a bisexual narcissist that he would 100% fuck an identical clone of himself

Unfortunately for him that scenario would just end up with them both getting into a limp wristed brawl over who got to bottom.

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

Wherever Fapcop is...I just hope he's happy. I know we all wanted that big dramatic love story, but sadly that's not real life Kiwi prudes.

 

[Folgers Can]

Catching up on LOCALS, but members keep doxing themselves asking for money to fund their impending divorce:

The correlation to being a Nick fan and a loser is 1:1

Imagine being a man in your 40s and having to beg for a few grand. I can’t imagine why his wife is leaving him.

The GSG has only had 4 givers, each giving Tim Howe a boatload of money.

From hints in the begging, it looks like he was arrested and has a restraining order against him. He can't contact the wife and faces arrest for excessive contact with MIL.

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That sure sounds like an HRO at best or a domestic abuse no-contact order at worst. Just what did Tim do to that poor woman? It would be a shame if there were a way to get her side of the story and understand what sort of behavior these paypigs are subsidizing...


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Yep, adding that middle name, birth month, and county sure can narrow things down:


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That January 6, 2026 offense date lines up nicely with an abrupt interruption of Tim's otherwise prolific streaming schedule, which marks a humorous change in thumbnail topics to the jail attire with which he had just become familiar, and an even funnier change of streaming studio from the home he got kicked out of to what looks like a hotel:



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It figures that convicted domestic abuser Timothy Edward Howe born June 1, 1982 would be a big fan of a fellow domestic abuser like e-daddy Crackets. They should get together and share pointers on how to get away with it next time.

Spoiler: Misc. phonebooking links

(407) 791-6769, (407) 745-1178, (407) 284-1646, and 408-946-0867

Alternates c/o wife: (239) 691-1822, (609) 492-5553, (609) 492-9096, (609) 492-9351, (609) 492-1675, and (253) 365-3679

Alternates c/o mother-in-law: (910) 409-6484, 908-278-7091, (609) 492-9351, 908-278-7092, (609) 492-9096, and (609) 492-5553

Alternates c/o mother: (303) 487-8981, (720) 771-5083, (303) 523-8932, and 408-263-4579

Alternates c/o father: 408-946-0867, (303) 918-1109, and (303) 523-8936

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Brother-in-Law's Facebook (Archive)

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Locals (Archive)

Kick (Archive)

Suno (Archive)

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So your asking the taxpayer to shell out for a company expense? Go ask your boss for equipment dickhead.

This is the most bizzare begging letter I've ever read. If he really worked the jobs he claims he worked, how can he have no cash in reserve and no credit to draw on?

If the bustling engagement in his chat live right now is anything to go by, the "mentor" in whatever pyramid scheme roped him in contributing any equipment would seem a poor investment:


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It's awfully tempting to hop in and ask "do you still beat your wife?" but there's just no point. He's not allowed to get close enough even if he wanted to.

 

[AnOminous]

For sure. But also he likes framing himself up that way bc he thinks it's shocking and interesting (psst, it's not).

He's also completely incapable of picking up on social cues.

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

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mf nose redder than Rudolph's.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to sayyy

CHAOS with your nose so bright, watch me fuck your wife tonight

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

It's awfully tempting to hop in and ask "do you still beat your wife?" but there's just no point. He's not allowed to get close enough even if he wanted to.

The Can never disappoints

 

[Captain Manning]

He's so stupid, trying to do an edgy "I'd fuck me" allusion.

He's also completely incapable of picking up on social cues.

There is a very good reason why "Goodbye Horses" is often played to convey a sense of unease or dread. Particularly on the shitposty side of the Internet that Nick ought to be very familiar with by now. It's because of that scene from Silence of the Lambs. Saying, or even alluding to that, will forever be cringe.

You'd think Mr. social media expert guy here would know this.

Or maybe he just likes making people feel uncomfortable.

 

[AnOminous]

Or maybe he just likes making people feel uncomfortable.

He's absolutely said that. He likes being an annoying faggot whose mere presence ruins any social gathering.

Most people would be ashamed of that, but not Nick. Because he is a complete queer.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Because he is a complete queer.

"It not gay if it's yourself!" Nick Rekieta (probably)

 

[DemsBNutz]

RED ALERT!

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I think we reached a new shade.

How long before he blows a Boris Yeltsin level on the drunk meter...

 

[Pentamidine]

He claimed he was going to a new church on his streams.

He is spinning this (i.e. lying).

At one point Nick lashed out and said the State abridged his freedom of religion because he was barred from going to his church, because his kids still went there with their grandparents and Nick wasn't allowed to be physically near the kids. So he legitimately probably didn't get kicked out of his old Church by the Church itself. He just abused his kids so hard he wasn't allowed near them.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

That sure sounds like an HRO at best or a domestic abuse no-contact order at worst. Just what did Tim do to that poor woman? It would be a shame if there were a way to get her side of the story and understand what sort of behavior these paypigs are subsidizing...


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That January 6, 2026 offense date lines up nicely with an abrupt interruption of Tim's otherwise prolific streaming schedule, which marks a humorous change in thumbnail topics to the jail attire with which he had just become familiar, and an even funnier change of streaming studio from the home he got kicked out of to what looks like a hotel:

Oh my... I am sure Timmy will not like this at all. He monitors this thread:

 

[Vibralldo]

Glad he agrees with my statement

Let me put an addendum that surely he'll also agree with:

The correlation between fans of Nick and people that should kill themselves is 1:1.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

At one point Nick lashed out and said the State abridged his freedom of religion because he was barred from going to his church, because his kids still went there with their grandparents and Nick wasn't allowed to be physically near the kids. So he legitimately probably didn't get kicked out of his old Church by the Church itself. He just abused his kids so hard he wasn't allowed near them.

Yup. I believe the grandparents testified they knew nothing about drug or alcohol abuse. The state countered that this made it dangerous for them to decide if Nick and Kayla were sober enough to see kids since Nick and KAyla were perpetually drunk and wasted. They had to see them in the state center that had professionals on staff that would kick them out at signs of impairment. Any contact outside of that setting was prohibited.

I just took a quick look to see if Brave works with streamyard. It does, you just have to whitelist streamyard services and allow them access to mic and webcam. He's just so confident when he says no, even though he has no idea what he's talking about. Not saying changing his browser would solve whatever the problem is, but it would take 15 minutes to try it.

Nick: "No way I'm climbing onto my roof during winter to whitelist anything."

 

[Captain Manning]

Well, since we're talking about people in Nick's circle who are abusive towards women:

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Some of that stuff was already known or assumed. Like how he was forcing her, a developmentally disabled person, to do fetish porn. There's also plenty of video of him being verbally abusive to her. But she goes into how he'd beat her as well.

Reminder that this way taken not all that long ago (and after the Riley/Mint split):



The absolute state of the people Nick has left to call friends now. And Nick, of course. I'm sure with Riley, he's thinks it's all totally worth it if it'll make Juju happy though!

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

At one point Nick lashed out and said the State abridged his freedom of religion because he was barred from going to his church, because his kids still went there with their grandparents and Nick wasn't allowed to be physically near the kids. So he legitimately probably didn't get kicked out of his old Church by the Church itself. He just abused his kids so hard he wasn't allowed near them.

Rackets changed denominations after the arrest, so is he doing it again? Finally get fed up of attending the same service as one of Cuckeita's arresting officers? Another win for the Toe!

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Minnesota really needs stricter laws against elder abuse like this.

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How does she look worse than her coked out mugshot??

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

There is a very good reason why "Goodbye Horses" is often played to convey a sense of unease or dread. Particularly on the shitposty side of the Internet that Nick ought to be very familiar with by now. It's because of that scene from Silence of the Lambs. Saying, or even alluding to that, will forever be cringe.

You'd think Mr. social media expert guy here would know this.

Or maybe he just likes making people feel uncomfortable.

Yes, that was exactly my point. He thinks he's cool trying to echo that kind of thing because he thinks it will make people uncomfortable and that makes him more sophisticated (L.O.L.) than people creeped out by it. But he's the farthest thing from sophisticated. It's actually pretty astonishing how uncool and unsophisticated he is.