Trump's foreign policy:
Nigger, you are rehashing every complaint ever made by the people on the wrong end of a submarine attack. Submarines have never done rescue ops on their targets and they never will.
where'd they get those at? they seem to be claiming that the bahrain soldiers we said were KIA are actually prisoners they're holding? why not post a picture of this? this is why these fucking muzzies are so bad at this. they just expect everyone to believe their lies (and to be fair i'm sure millions will buy this.) if it's true, i have no idea how we haven't seen ANY pictures of any ground ops at all.
subs are the least capable of doing rescues too. they don't have room, food, or oxygen for everyone. they are very carefully designed to have as many people as they have, and even one more fucks everything up a lot of the time. i've heard horror stories about overcrowding and resource scarcity just from a few mistaken assignments. submarines fucking suck to live on.
he's taking a page from veritas's book. he's catfishing the iranian government to make him the next ayatollah, and then he's going to officially declare what a woman is in the UN.
If Iran had American POWs then they would be broadcast hourly. We've had 6 soldiers reported dead, all on the first day, so which soldiers has Iran captured?
Trump does seem to love golf, so I wouldn't put it past him
That's horrible! I hope they don't broadcast their hostages to the world to gloat! We'd hate to have it proven how weak and pathetic we are by having it confirmed to us that Iran is able to do such a thing!
Careful, we got an expert on gorilla warfare here
Okay hear me out.
This is the same military that claimed they shot down three to five Israeli F-35s during the last dust up. It did give us the meme of The Ghost of Tehran in his F-14 shooting down jew fighters but anything the IRGC claims should be assumed to be bullshit until proven otherwise. I'll keep posting their claims and I hope the people who actually care about the news are smart enough to know to doubt their statements.
Something tells me that all these threats aren't going to work in their favor.
Or an older Fred Armisen.
There is a non-zero percent chance that Sardar Larijani may be referring to this very true and verified image:
Some may say 'oh, dear Ayatollah Jomhani, that is clearly AI!' First off, you are wrong, and in my country you would be committing moharebeh for such words - a capital punishment. Secondly, my fellow mullahs have made unironic reference to this very real and not edited photo before:
They have actually.
I think there were reports that Washington kept this operation very close to the vest.
Volunteering to get beheaded last to own the Jews.
It's not impossible that Iran captured a couple SpecOps or glowies. Those missions do go wrong from time to time. Believe it when you see it, though.
Calling it now: Pmurt is gonna pull an Andrew Jackson after he gets attacked by a Pakistani national (working on behalf of the IRGC like that guy who just got caught) and the resulting images of him beating a man down with a folding chair (callback to his WWF days) will cause him to sweep the election, upsetting the long-standing trend of the party in power losing the lower chamber.