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drammamean said:
Ralph is talking tough on twitter again, saying they better hope he doesn't run into any of them on the streets. Kevin Brennan would beat the shit out of Ralph lol.
Oh, he's also taunting Kevin Brennan about his brother's great success, as if the success rubs off on him for bringing it up.
What a fucking loser.
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Does Ralph have no idea that Kevin and Stevie live in New York City? Or is he just playing Internet tough guy again? For no reason? Trying to start beef with people who don't even care he exists?
 
drammamean said:
He's lying idiot. Random people just can't call in favors to the TSA and they wouldn't just make him go back through regular security, they'd pull him into an office. You must have a room temperature IQ to believe this.
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Ralph’s plan was always just killing a few hours having drinks at the airport then pretending he was so close to a weekend with Scarlett if it wasn’t for that dang security! She was totally willing! She was going to get gunted!

Ralph hated everyone laughing at him pathetically simping for a whore he’s never been within 1000 miles of. In the ragepig brain having some BS story about a romantic weekend that tragically fell through due to forces beyond his control soothes his ego.
 
Mersh is talking about Ralph and the Stevie thing. Mersh is trying to get Stevie on to see if Ralph's story is true or not. Starts a bit after 40 minutes in the stream.

Edit to add: Stevie came on (around 60 min in) and denied all the allegations from Ralph. Stevie seems to genuinely want to see the Scarlett/Ralph sex tape.

Brennan's channel apparently got a YouTube strike for 10 days today, and Ralph may have been the flaggot. Stevie called Ralph "podcast poison". Stevie set up a GFM for Kevin:
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Edit to add: this post (from below) probably explains the real situation better:
Mr Moonface said:
Edit: I'll also clear up what Ralph is beefing about. Earlier today KB doxed the hotel that Stuttering John was staying at in PA for a comedy gig that he did a few hours ago. This was done as a retaliation to John flagging KB's YouTube channel. KB labelled the dox as somewhere that a 'deadbeat dad' was staying. Ralph (being a deadbeat dad) thought KB was trying to dox him and messed up, so Ralph is Kool-Aid-manning his way into the dabbleverse on a completely false assumption.

Nice work piggy.
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Okay this is the theory I am going with and I think its plausible.....she said she bought the ticket he then showed up expecting the ticket to be there and it in fact was not he hit her up and she made an excuse as to why it wasnt there and he either bought a ticket last minute with every last penny he has or hell tell us in the AM he was on the no fly list.
 
Fucking lol:

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Ralph is now officially a part of the dabbleverse. Picking fights with KB pretty much seals it.

As someone who's been following the sektur for years and also wrote the Stuttering John OP this is a surreal moment to witness.

Being a part of the dabbleverse is a mark of shame that will never wash off. It's pretty much a containment zone for boomers who really suck at internet bloodsports, so he's right at home. Maybe a janny could add the label of 'dabbleverse streamer' to Ralph's section of the forum? Like what was done with Rekieta's thread?

Edit: I'll also clear up what Ralph is beefing about. Earlier today KB doxed the hotel that Stuttering John was staying at in PA for a comedy gig that he did a few hours ago. This was done as a retaliation to John flagging KB's YouTube channel. KB labelled the dox as somewhere that a 'deadbeat dad' was staying. Ralph (being a deadbeat dad) thought KB was trying to dox him and messed up, so Ralph is Kool-Aid-manning his way into the dabbleverse on a completely false assumption.

Nice work piggy.
 
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Mr Moonface said:
Fucking lol:

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Ralph is now officially a part of the dabbleverse. Picking fights with KB pretty much seals it.

As someone who's been following the sektur for years and also wrote the Stuttering John OP this is a surreal moment to witness.

Being a part of the dabbleverse is a mark of shame that will never wash off. It's pretty much a containment zone for boomers who really suck at internet bloodsports, so he's right at home. Maybe a janny could add the label of 'dabbleverse streamer' to Ralph's section of the forum? Like what was done with Rekieta's thread?
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Nice hair piggy, really going full disheveled bum there. Can't even afford a flight or hotel room anymore, needs to leech of the mentally ill, drug addled whore. What a fucking loser.
 
If Ralph is going back to grizzled schizo look, I'm turning in my a log card.

Because looking like an insane homeless grandfather and going to bang a bugged, drugged up retarded ex porn star that you've tried to mind enslave with constant lovebombing and harassment is like the top thing you can do.
 
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
If Ralph is going back to grizzled schizo look, I'm turning in my a log card.

Because looking like an insane homeless grandfather and going to bang a bugged, drugged up retarded ex porn star that you've tried to mind enslave with constant lovebombing and harassment is like the top thing you can do.
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She also paid his flight and hotel, time to hand over your alog card. He's now officially the hobo gigolo, she begged him for an hour to come to pleasure her.
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unironicjudiaism said:
Has he even made it to Chicago yet with all this nonsense talking on Instagram? He seems like he is just hanging out at the gate or some shit we while trying to calculate his next move.
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Yeah I would think piggie would take an in airplane pic if he managed to get on the last leg to Chicago.
 
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