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how in the name of all things deemed holy by the Lord above is this fatass caricature of every boomer stereotype still alive?
💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Don't forget Jack leaves the stickers on all his "designer" and self-branded baseball caps. It's all about image for Jack and he'll waste any amount of his mommy-wife's cash if it'll help him feel like a big-man influencer and not a lolling-eyed gray-skinned stroke gremlin.
The good die young.
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In a profession where men die young...fear the fat stump of man barking at the drive-thru on a scooter.
Re Frugality, remember his merch store (just, why) has the most banal, asinine shit imaginable on it, marked up to ridiculous prices. https://jakatak-shop.fourthwall.com/collections/
There's even a sub section just for Tammy shit. You couldn't justify having a mug/shirt that says EVERYBODY NEEDS A TAMMY!. Try to explain that to your coworkers or family. "Who's Tammy? Is that your wife?" "...No." "Somebody uh...who?" "...it's complicated." literal pocket spaghetti shit
I can maaaybe see some gay truckers wanting the "F" That hats. Not for $25 though. F that.
There's even a hat that just says "F". $25. I guess if you're a tranny.
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Someone is incapable of telling quality, probably doesn't remember fud at all like he can't remember movies he just watched, and trying to bait clicks with this thumbnail and title. Because I can tell you that the former is definitely not fucking true with how awful that pie looks. In kindness to the location, it could just be due to Fat Jack just putting too much on it again, but this feels like any over generic Italian place that has too much on the menu.
The middle and latter points are just mostly obvious given his standards on what the are, and how he seems desperate to rebuild an audience who won't make fun of him.
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It's probably greasy as hell. I'd like to see Jack complain about a margherita.
Yet another "meet gud" strokebrained review from Fat Jack.
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I know he's using it for a long time now, but did anyone figure out what that stupid OBJ means?
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It's because he's a faggot numale who uses Apple. Apple has unique emojis that don't render correctly on other phones, and text to speech from their garbage product can shit them out at times.
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It's worse than that, he downloads custom emoji packs from the App Store which won't display on other phones unless you have the same pack. It's like the Bonzi Buddy of iPhones.
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iOS (and maybe macOS too?) has a bug/feature where voice-to-text inserts some character that is invisible on those devices but shows up as that OBJ character on everything else. It's been around a long time and Apple has been characteristically silent about what the hell it's for or whether it's even intended. Rob's video titles occasionally have those, and some of King Cobra's videos do too.
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lol imagine bragging about being a conservative because Jack Scalfatty is one
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Rob is likely sneak dissing Jack.
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You just know he wants to suck out the creamy filling from those.
Honestly it's one of the most retarded reasons because we all know that Fatty's "fans" look like they're missing chromosomes.
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Jack's prediction didn't even last 24 hours because the McDonalds CEO took advantage of the virality
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Jack was confused because the CEO didn't have to unhinge his entire jaw just to take a bite of a borgl.
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He also used two hands. didn't give a good tongue-fucking foreplay either
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He also didn't eat it like a taco, which had to greatly confuse Jack.
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Does Jack actually caramelize onions this time? Of course not! They don't even reach 'golden brown'. I swear in the remaining time of Jack's life I'm going to drive to Tennessee, put a gun to Jack's head, make him sit in front of a stove and spend 45 minutes properly caramelizing some onions.
Also, just LOL at his bowl of sneezunins. Oh, it was salty?
Oh he's so angy at the start about people complaining about him not putting recipes in the description, and talks about how "reaachable" he is so people could just contact him to tell him he forgot the recipe instead of just saying so in the comments.
Gets the cheapest 99 cent box of walmart spaghetti, actually spends the extra dollar on some slightly better parmesan(still pre-shredded). Has a bowl of his nasty freezerburnt gawrlick that looks like a bowl of frankincense. Lies about what's in his sneezning bowl(leaves out the obvious salt).
It still continues to amaze me that Fatty has never figured out that if he put the fucking camera on the OPPOSITE side of the stove, he wouldn't block the damned camera when adding shit to the pot or even just stirring it.
Sweats the onions, not even close to being caramelized. That fucking whisk scraping in that pan is obnoxious as fuck, just use a wooden spoon? Holy shit the amount of sneezning. And then just dumps the gawrlick(he calls it "real") with only ever giving it a halfassed chop definitely isn't minced.
Adds even more cheese to the already far too thick "sauce" he's created in the pan, after failing to add more pasta water to loosen it up.
"the best part of doing the cooking show is Tammy loves it" Yeah sure. It keeps you out of her hair for an hour or two a day.
6:30 What the fuck?
I was hoping for a moment we were getting a stroke on camera or something. 4 TABLEspoons of red pepper flakes for a pound of pasta? Well no shit it's hot?
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That shit is such garbage. He should neck, but the rope would break.
He's such a gluttonous hog that he literally does that just to make sure that Tammy can't eat it because he wants to eat it all. What a fat, disgusting, stroked-out pig.