🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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deleuzeon said:
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Styx limp-wristedly waved his bloody towels in Officer Washburn's face as he demanded justice :story:

Only a month later he'd be a fugitive, insisting the system was out to get him.

How quickly the tables turn when you hitch your fate to Jim Beam and a demon owl.
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deleuzeon said:
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@Styxhexenhammer666 When a person is as much of a faggot, as you clearly are, do you know you’re a faggot? Maybe you’re just sitting around reading Nutty Norman, masturbating into your tricorn hat; do you just stop and go, “wow! It is amazing how much of a faggot I really am.” You faggot, Tarl. You utter faggot. Look at how much of a gargantuan faggot you are. You have reached depths of faggotry never before seen. You are a faggot who boldly goes where no faggot has gone before. Look at you standing there like a crybaby faggot with your dainty paper towel trying to squeeze out every drop of 40 proof AIDS blood from that dried up corpse you call a body. Look how you raise your limp wristed hand in the name of faggotry because you just got beat up by a girl. MUHGAWD. Look how you wiggle your buck ass tooth at the officer for maximum victim points. I bet that officer was disgusted by the pure unadulterated faggotry he witnessed having to say his lines while he resists the urge to put you in a headlock. I bet every time your dad is forced to look directly at you he wishes you were aborted, because even though he’s a filthy peeping-tom sex pest, he’s still not as much of a faggot as you. I bet every time your mom walks by one of her crosses she asks, God why did you curse me with such a faggot for a son? I bet they’re both hoping you punch your own faggot ticket because the pennies you pay in rent will be a pittance compared to the pricelessness of experiencing the rest of their lives with no more faggots in the house. Haha lol lmao I’m just fucking with ya, Sthyxth. Thanks for the laughs, nigger.
 
Penal Colony said:
how long does it take until styx gets apprehended?
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According to a lawyer who read the VT warrant, it's an in-state warrant, so doubtful he'll get extradited from NYC for it. That leaves his next LA appearance, which I believe is the 13th (can't remember who said that). If the LA warrant is also an in-state warrant he can hide out with his potato until they kick him out. Or he could catch a NY DV charge, which I think would be pretty funny, especially if Mel knocks another tooth out.
 
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Elwood P. Dowd said:
Is this sort of autistic interlude as he hides from the law typical? Just curious, since I normally don't follow this knucklehead. Honestly thought for a second he'd cleared up his legal issue, but apparently not. X / A

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Pop, Glam, soul, disco, Rock, FM Rock, punk. Post punk. New Wave, all had acts that were dropping tremendous music throughout the 70s.

What the fuck is he talking about lol:lossmanjack:
 
Leylon Sneed said:
According to a lawyer who read the VT warrant, it's an in-state warrant, so doubtful he'll get extradited from NYC for it. That leaves his next LA appearance, which I believe is the 13th (can't remember who said that). If the LA warrant is also an in-state warrant he can hide out with his potato until they kick him out. Or he could catch a NY DV charge, which I think would be pretty funny, especially if Mel knocks another tooth out.
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General Insomnia said:
I'm worried it may only apply to VT as of now.
"TO ANY LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER OF THE STATE OF VERMONT"
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I figured as much. If the Orleans Parish Court doesn't bother with extradition, Tarl's fugitive status will likely last a long time.
 
DominoPetachi said:
This is about to get crazy then? Death by cop?
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A live action reenactment of this classic south park scene would be fucking hilarious.

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JustStopDude said:
I wouldn't be surprised that this will take longer than people expect. For all intents and purposes, he is a homeless nutter that doesn't interact with society.
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I hope you aren't right about this but you probably are. This is what I'm worrying about. A swift arrest would be hilarious but I doubt Tard is a high priority. Unless he immediately fucks up and doxes himself, there is not going to be some kind of nationwide butt pirate hunt for him.
Elwood P. Dowd said:
Is this sort of autistic interlude as he hides from the law typical? Just curious, since I normally don't follow this knucklehead. Honestly thought for a second he'd cleared up his legal issue, but apparently not. X / A
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Things like this give me hope, though. When I'm fleeing the law, sharing my opinions on '70s music will definitely be among my highest priorities.

Go, go, you gypsy butt pirate.
Malikov said:
What the fuck is he talking about lol:lossmanjack:
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He is an autism.
 
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Le Bunque said:
I pulled the full text off of Tardl's Give Send Go. It is an enertaining work of fiction:

Helping hand for Tarl aka Styx
Help Tarl Warwick Get the Medical and Legal Support He Needs

We’re reaching out on behalf of our friend Tarl Warwick, who is facing a serious and urgent situation.

Tarl is struggling with severe alcohol addiction, a condition that has reached the point where medical intervention is necessary. Alongside this, he is also dealing with legal challenges that require professional assistance. On his own, the weight of these combined issues is overwhelming, medically, emotionally, and financially.

This fundraiser is about giving Tarl a real chance to stabilize, recover, and move forward. Funds raised will go toward:

Medical care and treatment related to alcohol addiction
Legal assistance to help him navigate his current situation
Basic support needs while he focuses on recovery

Addiction is an illness, not a moral failing. With proper care, accountability, and support, recovery is possible, but no one should have to face this alone.

If you’re able to contribute, thank you. If not, please consider sharing this campaign. Your support, financial or otherwise, truly matters and could help save a life.

Recently the text was edited to claim that Tardl was in treatment. The current text seems to be a second edit.
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He left off the part about Styx having warrants out for his arrest and being on the run from the police.

This is the most important FAQ that should be on line 1 of this grift.
 
Uncle Bully said:
You gotta remember when she was shacking up at Chateaux Warwick, Tarl was fucking her but he was spending most of his time talking to Mel and dreaming of Sam, even though she's getting him thrown in jail.
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Nikki had the shittiest of parents. All she knows is being treated like shit. She sees it as love.

Abusers like Shtyx seek out these broken females.

Right now, Nikki is the only hero on this thread trying to get her life on track.
 
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