🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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lord of regards said:
A Pillstream where both parties of the """"interview""" are completely wasted? Just inject the kino into my veins!
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It could go either way, perfection or complete bomb where nothing interesting happens.
Sekhmet666 said:
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"I like to cook myself so i can control flavor"

Putting ketchup on everything is not controlling the flavor, its anti-flavor just like the slop you will be eating in prison buddy. I hope they feed you animals that inhumane nutriloaf stuff.
 
The comments on Thyx's X posts are turning into a dumpster fire. This one made me chuckle briefly:

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Apologies if this was originally posted here, I think I would recall seeing it, but there is so much in this thread I can't be certain.
 
Chongqing said:
Hi, @Sekhmet666. I have some YouTube requests.

Since you've dated Tarl, I think it would be interesting if you told us what your ideal first date would be, and maybe what your ideal second date would be.

Also, I really like this TV show called Shark Tank. Could you maybe do Shark Tank?

You could call it Shark Plank, and you could pitch the internet on a hypothetical business idea that you come up with.

Thank you for your consideration.
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I want a reality dating show where 10 BPD fan-girl whores live with Tarl in his parent's basement for 6 weeks to win the chance of having their booty plundered by the vampirate. They would compete in wacky contests like dodging pistol misfires, machete slices and flail wallops to win dates to Walmart and the liquor store. Maybe I should pitch this to Sam Hyde?
 
Godmode said:
I want a reality dating show where 10 BPD fan-girl whores live with Tarl in his parent's basement for 6 weeks to win the chance of having their booty plundered by the vampirate. They would compete in wacky contests like dodging pistol misfires, machete slices and flail wallops to win dates to Walmart and the liquor store. Maybe I should pitch this to Sam Hyde?
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BISH TANK!
 
Jersh is talking about Tarl on MATI right now. He's going to feature a post from the thread. Tourists incoming.
 
Godmode said:
Hamburgler is just trying to set Tarl up, so he can turn him in to the feds for the $2500 bounty. He needs the money to buy more Pokemon cards.
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I think its worse than that. He's a piece of shit just like Tarl and thus he knows what kind of scumbag Tarl is. So he wants an interview so that he can get Tarl to say things that can be used against him in court. Any time someone wants to interview someone who's currently involved in an emotional crisis, the intent is never to benefit the interviewee.
 
Stinkum said:
Slop's up!

Nikki's Arrest Bodycam Footage: The Birth of ThythxHexthenHammerThixThixThix

Clips:

Nikki's Interview
Nikki-Interview.mp4
Officer Washburn said he'd been there several times, I guess that means there's been police visits to the house we don't know about.

Tarl's Interview
Tarl-Interview.mp4
Maybe I'm reading too much into his tone, but I don't think Officer Washburn likes our pirate friend very much. :(

Nikki Arrested
Nikki-Arrest.mp4

Officer Washburn Is Aware of the History
Aware-of-The-History.mp4

Nikki Crying
Some-Crying.mp4

Nikki Getting Locked Up
Nikki-Locked-Up.mp4
There's something inexplicably funny to me about the holding cells being 5 minutes from Tarl's house. Very convenient.

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Someone mod this negro

Evan Kor said:
They don't understand what spells actually were. It was just a term of psychological manipulation long before the field of psychology was developed. Casting a spell on someone just meant you manipulated them into doing something they otherwise wouldn't have done. In other words, people who "cast spells" were what are today known as sociopaths.
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That feel when you tell your toddler daughter to wipe her ass after shitting and realise you’ve just become a sociopath
 
Well @Sekhmet666 your arrest could maybe have been avoided if you didn't admit to being the first to become physical with him. Sure, verbal abuse is still abuse, but at least you could've said he started swinging at you and missed or something.
So that story that you told us that he started to go get his sword or whatever that was hidden under the mattress, then you jumped up on the bed to prevent him from taking it, then you got physical and you punched him, is that true or not? If he threatened you with injury with a weapon and he started to go get it, you preventing him from getting it might (I'm speculating) be self defense. If the cops knew about this they might not have (again I don't know but am speculating) booked you.
 
monk said:
Well @Sekhmet666 your arrest could maybe have been avoided if you didn't admit to being the first to become physical with him. Sure, verbal abuse is still abuse, but at least you could've said he started swinging at you and missed or something.
So that story that you told us that he started to go get his sword or whatever that was hidden under the mattress, then you jumped up on the bed to prevent him from taking it, then you got physical and you punched him, is that true or not? If he threatened you with injury with a weapon and he started to go get it, you preventing him from getting it might (I'm speculating) be self defense. If the cops knew about this they might not have (again I don't know but am speculating) booked you.
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It is absolutely true. That's why it is in my police statement. It is difficult relaying events that take place with Tarl because they make no sense. His fantasy is his reality, so it's difficult to judge how serious he is. He absolutely did threaten to punch me, cut me with the sword and destroy me. I said, I did not want to be punched, and then the sword came into play.

My arrest could not be avoided because he didn't lunge at me with the sword, he just threatened me with it. Then I grappled him, and I didn't want to go through all this with the cops because I was so shaken at what had just happened. I couldn't believe that he called the cops when he was getting violent with me all the time. I was a bit in shock.
 
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Sekhmet666 said:
It is absolutely true. That's why it is in my police statement. It is difficult relaying events that take place with Tarl because they make no sense. His fantasy is his reality, so it's difficult to judge how serious he is. He absolutely did threaten to punch me, cut me with the sword and destroy me. I said, I did not want to be punched, and then the sword came into play.

My arrest could not be avoided because he didn't lung at me with the sword, he just threatened me with it. Then I grappled him, and I didn't want to go through all this with the cops because I was so shaken at what had just happened. I couldn't believe that he called the cops when he was getting violent with me all the time. I was a bit in shock.
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When is your court date? If he doesn't show up you might get the charges dropped. Especially with his track record.
 
monk said:
Well @Sekhmet666 your arrest could maybe have been avoided if you didn't admit to being the first to become physical with him. Sure, verbal abuse is still abuse, but at least you could've said he started swinging at you and missed or something.
So that story that you told us that he started to go get his sword or whatever that was hidden under the mattress, then you jumped up on the bed to prevent him from taking it, then you got physical and you punched him, is that true or not? If he threatened you with injury with a weapon and he started to go get it, you preventing him from getting it might (I'm speculating) be self defense. If the cops knew about this they might not have (again I don't know but am speculating) booked you.
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Police usually look for a primary aggressor, with Tarl being injured and her lacking any apparent injuries, based on what I've seen of DV bodycams, the best case scenario would have been them both being arrested for domestic violence.
Godmode said:
When is your court date? If he doesn't show up you might get the charges dropped. Especially with his track record.
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April 8th, 2 pm.
 
Is this sort of autistic interlude as he hides from the law typical? Just curious, since I normally don't follow this knucklehead. Honestly thought for a second he'd cleared up his legal issue, but apparently not. X / A

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