💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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The main difference between her and Chris is that Chris enjoyed interacting with people on the Internet because he was so lonely. Whether it was over PSN or through shitty YouTube videos or whatever. He was always willing to talk, even if he was an idiot.

Pixy is the opposite. She hates people. If someone she doesn't know communicates with her they're blocked instantly.
 
KuwabaraTheMan said:
The main difference between her and Chris is that Chris enjoyed interacting with people on the Internet because he was so lonely. Whether it was over PSN or through shitty YouTube videos or whatever. He was always willing to talk, even if he was an idiot.

Pixy is the opposite. She hates people. If someone she doesn't know communicates with her they're blocked instantly.
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if only pixy thought she was jesus instead of a teenage anime boy,
 
Phouquehead said:
"Hurr durr I lost the reference"
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As if it's impossible to find a similar reference online. Then again, this is a woman who could not be bothered to search more than two seconds on Amazon for a purple wig and then complained Amazon did not have any dark purple wigs.
w4vy_gr4vy said:
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Michael Jackson???
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After he's eaten an entire party sized bag of salt & vinegar potato chips in one sitting. Damn those lips are raw.

Trombonista said:
Didn't she hate redheads? I can't help but think she made the woman ugly on purpose, but then I remember the Chester Bennington portrait.
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Because Kris lusted after a red headed stripper instead of wanting to be Pixy's one and only husbando. Before that she was also skinwalking Orihime. Then suddenly she started hating her.
Phouquehead said:
She used to. Now she wants to dominate one. She wants to control the woman she couldn't be and is jealous of (remember the stripper?): thin and petite, naturally(?) redheaded instead of a dark brunette, and under 25. James was also a ginger, but I don't know if that contributed to this psychological clusterfuck. There was probably a point she wanted to skinwalk Kairi but told herself she's too fat and old, also now she's growing a penis so she can only cosplay boys going forward. (Look, just trying to follow Pixylogic here!) Her issues with appearance and sexuality run so deep and I doubt they're being addressed at all in therapy. She's floundering through life thinking her attitude towards other women and womanhood is normal, and everyone else who thinks otherwise is a bigot.

Speaking of which, Kairi's hair isn't the bright fiery red as she makes it out to be in her fics. It's auburn at best, but this is the same lunatic that insists Vanitas has purple hair, so...
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I get slightly nauseous every time I see official images of KH characters knowing that she (and fuckloads of other weirdos) compulsively hypersexualizes such young characters. Anytime I see Kairi, I'll be reminded that some obese middle aged woman in Texas wants to pee on and violently penetrate her because said woman was born ugly and stupid, and didn't have what it took to become a model/popstar/whatever unobtainable feminine fantasy job she obsessed over before she got "too old" and pooned out. Thanks, Sarah.
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Your Pixylogic is sound. We who are sane can only speculate.

Axel has the fiery hair. But Pixy doesn't like him and thinks he's British for some reason. He's referred to as such in one of her fics about how Vanitas isn't yaoi and is tired of guys feeling him up. But what can you expect when she hasn't played the games anyway. She also refers to Aqua's hair as sea green. It's nowhere near that color. But just look at her paintings. She doesn't understand color at all. She could be colorblind. But given that most of her older cosplays were color accurate I think she's just gotten stupider. She seems fixated on the red/purple/black combo because it's "edgy". She's even lamer now than she was at peek weeb.
 
Pixy isn't attracted to women. She just wants to do to them what was done to her. She probably thinks that all men are supposed to treat women like shit due to what she went through, but she likely also wants to punish any woman she thinks is prettier than she was when she was trying to be a cosplay idol.
 
Trombonista said:
Pixy isn't attracted to women. She just wants to do to them what was done to her. She probably thinks that all men are supposed to treat women like shit due to what she went through, but she likely also wants to punish any woman she thinks is prettier than she was when she was trying to be a cosplay idol.
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We can speculate all we want about her but she's the only one that actually knows either way. Personally I'm of the mind that she's just crazy.

I mean she's what, 40 now and still trying to make it as a cosplayer? There comes a point where you have to step back and say. "it's not working".
 
She wants kids because she's lonely and aging but can't let go of her dumbass gender bs. That's pretty much how I interpret her recent ramblings.

Like I get it, she's 40 and has nobody in her life. If she abandoned this shit and turned back into a woman she could still probably find a man at least willing to give it a shot with her. But she won't do it because she's crazy but also because she's a huge cunt.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
I mean she's what, 40 now and still trying to make it as a cosplayer? There comes a point where you have to step back and say. "it's not working".
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She could eke out a niche cosplaying older characters, if she was to accept that she's too fat and middle aged to skinwalk as the teenage anime schoolgirl she desperately wants to be. Just look at fellow cosplay lolcow Lori Cerda- she's skinnier and was prettier than Pixi will ever be (not a high bar to clear, I know) who is also a 40 year old laughing stock still cosplaying schoolgirls and abusing weapons grade chink filters in her failed OF thot attempts. Sure, Sarah will never be the kawaii nihongo idoru of her dreams but she could still have fun at cons or whatever rather than pooning out, larping as edgelord teenage boys and schizoposting on FB on the daily.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
She could eke out a niche cosplaying older characters, if she was to accept that she's too fat and middle aged to skinwalk as the teenage anime schoolgirl she desperately wants to be. Just look at fellow cosplay lolcow Lori Cerda- she's skinnier and was prettier than Pixi will ever be (not a high bar to clear, I know) who is also a 40 year old laughing stock still cosplaying schoolgirls and abusing weapons grade chink filters in her failed OF thot attempts. Sure, Sarah will never be the kawaii nihongo idoru of her dreams but she could still have fun at cons or whatever rather than pooning out, larping as edgelord teenage boys and schizoposting on FB on the daily.
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If it was a hobby or she only cosplayed at cons then I don't think anybody would really care.

The difference is that she's treating this like it's her career. She wants to be a big name cosplayer, go to events dressed as the character and get money and recognition for it. That's never happening in part because she's an idiot with really unfortunate bone structure and she doesn't know how to portray emotion.
 
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Wow that is nowhere close.
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The blue lining I traced is for the lighting source and how it covers the surface defining shape of the face into one massive chunk. The red being the worst mistakes she took liberally when copying. If she just followed the lighting source she would have had a better time mapping out the face's structure and the shadows would have helped define the deeper details, allowing her to see what is further or closer on the face. The eyes would have been a lot easier for her to solve if she even cared to give the portrait eyelids and have the eyes slightly open but sadly I don't think that would have stopped her from making those hideous lips.

I can't help but feel like I'm looking at the Crypt Keeper in drag.
 
Levi said:
Wow that is nowhere close.
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The blue lining I traced is for the lighting source and how it covers the surface defining shape of the face into one massive chunk. The red being the worst mistakes she took liberally when copying. If she just followed the lighting source she would have had a better time mapping out the face's structure and the shadows would have helped define the deeper details, allowing her to see what is further or closer on the face. The eyes would have been a lot easier for her to solve if she even cared to give the portrait eyelids and have the eyes slightly open but sadly I don't think that would have stopped her from making those hideous lips.

I can't help but feel like I'm looking at the Crypt Keeper in drag.
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That's a realistic version of Pixy's painting, not the reference she used. Look how far the nose bridge rises! I couldn't get the realistic one to look quite so Alien-like.
I think the raw lips look pretty good though.
 
TismFarmer said:
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That's a realistic version of Pixy's painting, not the reference she used. Look how far the nose bridge rises! I couldn't get the realistic one to look quite so Alien-like.
I think the raw lips look pretty good though.
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I'm surprised Gemini didn't just think it was Michael Jackson. I'd love to see the actual reference and compare the fail.

She wants to "Go away" because she's not rich. I think she's misunderstood what this post is trying to say. It's saying to focus on your own goals instead of chasing hos. Leave that to the rich guys with nothing to lose.

Money won't make Pixy attractive. Even if she got plastic surgery and yeeted the hated mounds she'd still be a miserable dumptruck full of bacon grease. She'll never get it. She's just too stupid and self serving.

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This is why you will never be a true and honest manry man Sarah, rather than moping about the grindbro mindset a real man would lock in. She'll be crying over podcasts next.
 
Breadbear said:
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I tried HEE-HEEing it with Chat GPT
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That's more like Latoya after Joe read her book.

w4vy_gr4vy said:
This is why you will never be a true and honest manry man Sarah, rather than moping about the grindbro mindset a real man would lock in. She'll be crying over podcasts next.
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It hasn't even crossed her mind to go mow lawns and clean gutters, paint fences, haul away junk ect... She doesn't want to do anything that's actually manly. It's a dress up game pity party.
 
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
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So Sarah wants a fuck mommy like CWC did? I feel this whole manry man saga mirrors CWC's gf search.
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She couldn't even get a gf if she had money to throw at them herself. She's not dating anybody. How would this ever be relevant to her? Hilarious that she is complaining about broke women despite the irony that she herself is a broke woman. Pixie turbo-misogynist broke MGTOW incel arc, how fun!
 
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