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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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AncientPhosphur said:
Henry VIII was 6’2, fit and athletic until he fell from his horse during a jousting accident which lead to reopening of leg ulcers and a concussion that changed his entire mindset. Ralph is 5’1, was never athletic, he’s always been fat and lazy, and was concussed by a beat down of underaged prostitutes in Portugal. They both had 2 wives and while Ralph wishes he could execute them both but can only impotent seethe at them on his dying show. I guess Ralph sees himself as Henry VIII with enough Xanax and booze
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He might have leg ulcers though, so there's that.
 
HackerX said:
Ah shit. 11 reposts AND 117 likes? I see he's doing big numbers. The Ralphamale is back baby!
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Man he bought 16 likes
Blue Gunty said:
wait so they really built a church on that land?
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The holy House of the swine on the swamp
Santa cathedral of Rages Maximus piggish

Muppetstudios said:
I was going to post this is what I think his Mexican shack looks like but there's actually furniture and possessions amongst the filth in the Uncle's house.

I imagine the shack bare apart from a laptop, piss bottles and empty beer and Xanax containers.
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There's no way that's where Ralph lives there's not enough empty liquor bottles , beer cans and empty Xanax bottles
Accidental Protege said:
He seems like someone who’d have gout, too
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The only thing that makes him royalty
 
A toothless bum on fent, covered in filth and open wounds, has more dignity and self respect than this sad creature.
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Since Ralph deleted his Tweet saying he would meet Scarlett on Tuesday or Wednesday I am putting this here Ralph has till the end of March to be in Columbia. Though not sure how much Hunter wants to work with someone who needs Google to cure his gonorrhea.
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Let's not forget he is "training" Scarlett. Been a week and a half with no progress report.
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My fucking head hurt trying to read this and understand what he's saying.

Basically he's got the pornographer from Columbia and Scarlett on the Killstream to prove he's not being ignored by her or something or other.
 
Muppetstudios said:
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My fucking head hurt trying to read this and understand what he's saying.

Basically he's got the pornographer from Columbia and Scarlett on the Killstream to prove he's not being ignored by her or something or other.
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Anthony Cumia (FEED NANA) did something (idk exactly what) to drag the Columbian porn kingpin, which led to him issuing a veiled threat against Ant.
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These three together...jeez. Saying birds of a feather, yeah, no doubt.
Wrung out nasty narcissistic whore, a scum of the earth pornographer and a washed-up has-been streamer. Better make myself a j and settle in
 
It's happening.
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If you were wondering what T777 has been up to since being suspended from X, he's having a normal one on Telegram. A fitting guest for da Killstream.
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SargonF00t said:
Fuck me.

I have seen heaps of T777 on the Jay Burden Show and he almost seems normal, but this rant is really something else.
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I think he’s nearly impossible to listen to, there’s just something about how he speaks that makes me want to stab my eardrums out.

But that little diatribe is kinda kino, ngl. Does anyone know why he was kicked off twitter? I’m pretty sure he’s “on my side” but the guy is a complete sperg. A couple of years ago when I still had an account he posted that the US hadn’t been the same since some year, don’t remember which, let’s just say something like 1923. I responded by asking him “Why, what happened then?” and he blocked me for it. No idea why other than he’s just that much of a sperg lol.

Edit to add: no one who dress like that is almost normal. What the hells wrong with you? lol
 
Perhaps I spoke too soon. A Ralph in Chicago stream might be kind of interesting. He could ride the L train , look at his warped reflection in that stupid bean statue, find a nice tunnel to sleep in. Sky's the limit!

Added bonus... Nick Fuentes is there... Ralph could call him an Uber and grovel in person!
 
Stiffy said:
Wouldn't Ralph be arrested if he steps foot in the US? Could a jail arc be coming?
Scarlett joked that she could put him in the trunk of her Saab 900.
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Perhaps Scarlett is actually in the employ of that dastardly coin merchant, Vickers? It would make sense, there's no way any woman would willingly talk to Ralph without a financial incentive and we all know that Ralph is a brokie.
 
Mussolini’s Merkin said:
Perhaps Scarlett is actually in the employ of that dastardly coin merchant, Vickers? It would make sense, there's no way any woman would willingly talk to Ralph without a financial incentive and we all know that Ralph is a brokie.
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It's not that deep. She's a woman who got too enlightened and realized she's worthless and now enjoys being treated like shit by the grossest people on the planet and she's graduated from porn niggers to Ralph.
 
Doesn't go back to the US to see his only son Xander. (How many white children do you have?)

Goes back to the US to try and gunt a blacked "former" pornstar.

Wow Christ is King Ralph, you are truly an inspiration to the White Race.
 
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