💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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BigPeanut said:
Die screaming is so fucking funny to me. The thought of a stalker child placing a gun in their mouth while just fucking screaming as they blow their dog shit brains out is so fucking good. The very act of “you die screaming now” to someone is such a level of madness at the internet that I can’t even comprehend but it makes me cry laughing thinking about being so mad that I’m gonna tell someone they are going to fucking scream with a gun in their mouth.
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AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGHHH WHY DID I (accurately) CALL HIM FAAAT?!

Also do they allow guns in Stalker Prison? Seems to be something of a security risk now that I think about it
 
Judge Holden said:
Also do they allow guns in Stalker Prison? Seems to be something of a security risk now that I think about it
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Yes, but I am assuming something like a handmade zip gun or muzzle loading pistol.

Something capable of blowing someone’s own brains out, but not especially useful for a daring escape.

Federal prison has stipulated tight rules on the prosecution, containment and assisted dying of stalker children.
 
I bet any stalker child would be allowed to walk free after writing out a statement that Pat is not a homosexual, not a loser, did not pay quasi, and certainly isn't a "dumb, fat fuck".
 
This is the gun you used to blow your dog shit brains everywhere, stalker. Mephistopheles himself arrives to personally escort you to the lowest pits of Hell reserved for people like you, stalker. You die screaming at the sight, and the screaming never stops as you are tortured for eternity. Your parents are finally able to move on from the burden because you sat in their basement eating your dino nuggies and being like this, stalker.

Bang, stalker.
 
Sneedfully and Peacefully said:
This is the gun you used to blow your dog shit brains everywhere, stalker. Mephistopheles himself arrives to personally escort you to the lowest pits of Hell reserved for people like you, stalker. You die screaming at the sight, and the screaming never stops as you are tortured for eternity. Your parents are finally able to move on from the burden because you sat in their basement eating your dino nuggies and being like this, stalker.

Bang, stalker.
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Ah yes, the Tenth Circle of Hell, Stalkers.
 
Cactuar King said:
Ah yes, the Tenth Circle of Hell, Stalkers.
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Await for grueling punishments from Baphomet, stalker. Die with your teeth clicking on the glock in your throat, whilst your dino nuggies rot in Dante's Inferno and you banshee screaming the moment the bullet blasts off your brain cells, stalker. You are now dead in Hell, stalker. Ymunkoke your afterlife, stalker. Enjoy Satan's asshole, stalker.
 
The I Scream Man said:
He wants to say that he'll be the one to kill them, hence the screaming, but he knows he can't due to bullshit rules so he insists it'll somehow be suicide
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Thank God Fatrick is just smart enough to be a coward, otherwise he’d have done something stupid enough to cut short our entertainment years ago.
 
FinnSven said:
Yes, but I am assuming something like a handmade zip gun or muzzle loading pistol.

Something capable of blowing someone’s own brains out, but not especially useful for a daring escape.

Federal prison has stipulated tight rules on the prosecution, containment and assisted dying of stalker children.
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>I own a improvised firearm for prison defence, since that's what the founding stalkerchilds intended.
>An obese porcine ruffian break into my cellblock.
>"What the devil?"
>As I grab my femboy mop wig and sawed off pipe gun.
>Blow a beef wellington sized hole through his bitchtits, he squeals in pain and collapses on the spot.
>Draw my SMG on the rotund intruder, miss him entirely because it's a P90 and nails my cellmate.
>I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the bunk loaded with paint shot
> "Tally ho pig!" the paint shot shreds both his diabetic legs in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off lockdown alarms.
>Take out my erect manhood and leap upon the terrified (and fat) rapscallion.
>He bleeds out waiting on the guards to arrive since crushing rectum tears are impossible to stitch up.
>Just as the founding stalkerchilds intended.

EDIT: Fatrick confirms he was in several Gay and Titted classes with his latest prison oinking
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Judge Holden said:
EDIT: Fatrick confirms he was in several Gay and Titted classes with his latest prison oinking
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Why would Mama Raven place her special boy in Gifted and Talented classes with his abysmal grades and limited intellectual capacity? Did she enjoy seeing him suffer? Was Patrick's mom his first alog?
 
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Why would Mama Raven place her special boy in Gifted and Talented classes with his abysmal grades and limited intellectual capacity? Did she enjoy seeing him suffer? Was Patrick's mom his first alog?
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It varies from school to school. Some gun & titties classes were for quasi retards, other schools would use gun & tonic classes for actual AP courses. Schools are full of money wrangling shit.
 
Rick warmup fanart by yours truly. (lobe reading may not be correct.)

This is how you chose to end your life with a Glock inside your mouth, with your teeth teething and your throat ready to banshee screaming 'till you fearfully pull the trigger. You killed yourself. The bullet destroys your dog shit brain. You are mush. You are dead here. You shot yourself. You died here. You have spoonfed yourself your own teeth into your throat. You killed yourself. Enjoy Satan's Urethra, stalker. You. Will.
(p.s: I made this when I eat my dino nuggies.)
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Judge Holden said:
SILENCE CHILD! :story:
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Not an Orange Man supporter, but the list of crimes committed by those people are really just vandalism and trespassing with a few extra bells and whistles. Things would be a lot different if this happened at the White House. This isn't like in 1986 with the Freedom Front or 1993 World Trade Center bombing so I don't believe in the whole seditious conspiracy stuff some people wanted them charged with.
 
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