Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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You know, for all the posts claiming that “Iran is not Iraq” and that the average Iranian is “smarter” than other middle eastern retards, the flood of AI slopaganda and falling for shit like this presents me with two conclusions

Either said claims are not nearly as true as they say, or this is akin to saying Chris Chan is less retarded than a drooling low functioning kid with Down’s Syndrome
 

A BGM-109 Tomahawk cruise missile was observed flying over Iraq this morning.

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With the Hormuz closed Dubai will run out of food.



Azerbaijan is moving artillery systems toward positions near the Iranian border as tensions between the two countries continue to rise

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Debris believed to be from an Israeli Heron TP drone shot down by Iranian air defenses has reportedly been found in Lorestan Province.



Israel has struck Ali Khamenei's underground bunker in a massive bombing wave involving 50 fighter jets. Ali Khamenei did not use the bunker during the war but it continues to be used by high-ranking Iranian officials.

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Ukrainian interceptor drones and electronic warfare specialists are going to the Middle East to assist the US.
 
You know, for all the posts claiming that “Iran is not Iraq” and that the average Iranian is “smarter” than other middle eastern retards, the flood of AI slopaganda and falling for shit like this presents me with two conclusions

Either said claims are not nearly as true as they say, or this is akin to saying Chris Chan is less retarded than a drooling low functioning kid with Down’s Syndrome
Bold of you to assume all of that slopaganda is being made by, and fallen for, by Iranians.

Jeets and chinks are also spreading it like wildfire and self hating westerners are gobbling it up
 
CNN reports everything is normal in Iran.
Anybody remember when it was just foreign outlets and propagandists (like Baghdad Bob) who broadcast blatant lies in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary and not American journalists celebrating alleged failures of American foreign policy?

Yeah me either.
 
In eastern Med news, Greece is moving one of its Patriot batteries and two F-16s north, towards Bulgarias southern border, as a preemptive measure
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this will probably also cause turkish seething


Cyprus, who've been flip-flopping around this topic for decades, are flopping even harder in the Nato membership direction
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A mute point as the whole turkish separatist republic problem is not yet solved
this will probably also cause turkish seething



French aircraft carrier Charlie Gaulle is past Gibraltar and will be doing things, somewhere, at some point, probably,
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this will probably also cause turkish seething


Turkey seeks British help in keeping their colonial subjects alive
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this will probably also cause turkish seething


And Israel informs that Total Hezbollah Death will be a permanent Item on the McDonalds menu
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The Lebanese assume this means a medium/long term occupation of Southern Lebanon, as Israeli armed forces are gathered at the border without an evacuation of northern Israeli villages (meaning the close range threats from the other side of the border will be tackled)
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Ukrainian interceptor drones and electronic warfare specialists are going to the Middle East to assist the US.
This could honestly work out great for Ukraine if they can start getting other countries to start arms exchange programs with them for the drones they produce. Now that a lot more countries just had it advertised to them how much trouble shahed drones can cause, being the country with the countermeasure on hand to peddle can maybe get them some equipment for other things in their defenses.
 

Ilam, western Iran, an hour ago.

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The Surrender Monkeys' aircraft carrier has passed through the Straight of Gibraltor.

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Iranian forces have moved to the Azeri border and have armed "trusted locals".



Earlier, a Joint American–Israeli aerial raid struck and demolished a clandestine missile manufacturing site near Iran’s Saipa industrial area, obliterating the facility.

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US/Israeli airstrikes on Andimeshk, western Iran.
 
>Earth is the third planet from the sun
>So every country is a third world nation.
Thanks you can stop arguing now. Also real first world nations would be obliterated by heat and radiation and lack of atmosphere anyway.
Yes but why do those first two worlds lack an atmosphere, though? What caused them to end up like that? What... entity was the igniting force that ended up in full collapse? Say it!

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A question for some of the military spergs here. What realistic strategic and tactical options were available to the Iranian military, faced with their overwhelming quantitative and qualitative inferiority, and the unpopularity of the regime? If any of you had been commander-in-chief of Iran, and had not been killed by either the US or Israel, and you couldn't surrender or defect, and your task was to do the best you could to "win" the war, however you define it, what would you have done?
Unfun Answer:
Have arranged ahead of time with the US and Israel that I wouldn't be killed so officers in my conspiracy can seize control of the country at the right time and declare a ceasefire and transitional government. The Islamic Revolution loses, but I win.

Short Answer:
Build a time machine.

Long Answer:
Iran was not prepared to fight the sort of war it would have needed to fight in order to "win." It's easiest to explain this by making a comparison to another country's defense structure, one that's quite close to them.

Pakistan's greatest threat and rival is India, and they are horrifically outmatched should a real war spark. This is not a controversial opinion. India has much larger amounts of everything needed to win the great Jeet-Jam, as costly as it would be to commit to that. So Pakistan has two tools in its escalation ladder that have their own ways of being particularly painful. The first is obviously nukes. You invade me, I nuke you, you lose no matter how hard you nuke me back. Not hard to understand. The other part is Pakistan's rather competent and advanced air force, out of all proportion to the rest of its military. You might recall from the recent dust up that Pakistan's planes did decently well. This is a vital part of its defense; if you have no means to contest enemy air presence, you are no longer fighting a modern war. You are automatically surrendering the initiative, ease of logistics, flexibility of mobility, just an unfathomable amount of disadvantage that means your only option is insurgency, which essentially means a government in exile at best and thus for all practical purposes for a nation without invested patrons, surrender, at least in the short term.

Back to Iran. Iran's primary threats are Israel and the United States, one more constant than the other, but the way they've gone about things, their preference was to not get the US involved in a significant commitment if they could fob off whenever possible. First off, Iran did not have nukes, unlike Pakistan, so that's off the table. They'd have really liked one, but too bad. Israel and the US have similar primary threats now that nukes are off the table; extremely advanced and capable air forces.

To make a long story short, Iran did not prepare sufficiently, or perhaps at all, to counter this primary threat. They chose to invest near completely in ballistic/cruise missiles and drones, and this was well suited to the conflicts with Israel which were basically long distance pissing matches where they try and arc rocks over Iraq and Jordan and see what sort of architectural renovations they can make on each other, while testing western capabilities at handling swarm attacks.

There is a colossal problem in this tactic. Swarm attacks meant to overwhelm enemy air defenses are nothing new. They're as basic as World War 2, a prevalent element in Soviet naval tactics which involved firing four, six, eight missiles at ships who could only fire a certain amount of interceptors over a certain amount of time. This is an old problem, and the solution is also old. It's called "bomb the fucking bajeezus out of the other guy before they can launch or detect you."

Russia can execute successful swarm attacks against Ukrainian missile defenses because their launches come from behind a layered network of surface to air and air to air defenses. Hamas could try and overwhelm Iron Dome in surprise bombardments with masses of cheap and imprecise ordinance targeting a wide area for the purposes of what amounts to competitive pissing rather than anything with strategic purpose.

Iran's air defenses were not up to snuff. They neglected their defensive measures to try and maximize on competitive pissing while thinking nobody might run up and kick them in the balls.

This isn't completely unreasonable for them, they're under heavy sanctions, their economy is in tatters, aircraft able to perform competent air defense against Israeli/US fighters are expensive and require many flight hours and constant maintenance: much of their air force getting blown up probably couldn't fly if they wanted to put them up in the first place. Missiles and drones on the other hand are cheap by comparison, you don't need to train a large number pilots for hundreds of flight hours to keep them sharp and capable, they're very easy to store and far easier to maintain, they don't need airfields to operate, and they look very scary when fired in swarms against cities and bases.

But you can't win against an air force with nothing but missiles and drones.

The final comparison to make is Desert Storm. Or rather the bombing campaign before it. Looking at it should seem extremely familiar. However, Iraq had, for its time, a sophisticated air defense network of ground launchers and fighter aircraft both, and though they got ground into paste in short order, surface to air fire still bit out a fair chunk of damage.

Compare to Iran now. Whose air defense has already been completely evaporated; rather, it barely existed in the first place, as the Twelve Day War proved when the jews were just taking joyrides into Iran to bomb shit like they were attacking uncontacted tribes in the Amazon.

You could say that a tactic could be baiting in a ground invasion. Again though, that does not work if you do not have any way to interdict air support. It works in fuckups like the Battle of Mogadishu when you don't have a real expeditionary landing force and are outnumbered a hundred to one. It also doesn't work if your enemy just chooses not to fight you on your terms and doesn't come to you for your big bad kantai kessen in the middle of the irrelevant buttfuck mountains, which if anybody in the US administration has any brains whatsoever, they know not to make such a basic mistake.
 
Azerbaijan is moving artillery systems toward positions near the Iranian border as tensions between the two countries continue to rise
Some context here for people who may not be familiar - Azerbaijan has reasons to get involved beyond Iranian drones hitting them.

Most of "Azerbaijan" - the historic region, not the country - lies within Iran's borders. As do most of the Azeri people; about 8 million Azeris live in the Republic of Azerbaijan, while as many as 20 million Azeris live in Iranian Azerbaijan. So it is plausible that Azerbaijan sees a potential here for Iran to break up into ethnic separatism in which Azerbaijan stands to make huge territorial and demographic gains, as well as a feeling of national wholeness. And the Azeris are VERY nationalistic. Now it may be more complex than that - the two areas have been politically separate for a long time now, and the people of Azerbaijan proper might see some practical concerns in allowing Azeris influenced by their Iranian nationality to suddenly become the majority in their country, even if they are ethnic kin. But nationalism is a powerful force, I'd imagine it is a factor here.

Map of where ethnic Azeris live:
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Another issue is Armenia. As most people will remember, Azerbaijan and Armenia have fought several wars over the Nagorno-Karabakh region, which Azerbaijan recently concluded with a resounding victory and complete control over the region. They are still widely understood to have further designs on Armenia. Iran is an ally of Armenia. Not out of any ideological alignment or sentimental ties, but because they both view Azerbaijan as problematic. Weakening Iran furthers Azeri interests with regards to Armenia. It also opens up opportunities to connect with their exclave territory of Nakhichevan, which is separated from the rest of Azerbaijan by Armenia.

Map of Azerbaijan/Armenia/territories relevant in disputes:
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Not hugely important to the current conflict, but relevant if Azerbaijan does indeed get involved so figured I'd share.
 
Cyprus, who've been flip-flopping around this topic for decades, are flopping even harder in the Nato membership direction
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To get in NATO they'd need to give up on half their island and recognize their Northen part as belonging to Turkey. Would be hilarious to see it happen. No one would take that country seriously ever again.
 
You could say that a tactic could be baiting in a ground invasion. Again though, that does not work if you do not have any way to interdict air support. It works in fuckups like the Battle of Mogadishu when you don't have a real expeditionary landing force and are outnumbered a hundred to one. It also doesn't work if your enemy just chooses not to fight you on your terms and doesn't come to you for your big bad kantai kessen in the middle of the irrelevant buttfuck mountains, which if anybody in the US administration has any brains whatsoever, they know not to make such a basic mistake.
There’s a Schrödinger’s box situation where the whole thing is a siege or a quagmire

Sieges are good. They win most of the time
 
There’s a Schrödinger’s box situation where the whole thing is a siege or a quagmire

Sieges are good. They win most of the time
The siege thing is interesting. Because of the topography and population of Iran, I had assumed they're reliant on tons of imported food, but that's not the case, importing between 10-15%, which significantly less than other Gulf States.
 
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