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XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG said:
@DumbDude43 is saying "remove device first, then insert pene in vagene, what then?"

my honest question for that defense system would be "what if they just pick a different hole?"
like, realistically for a committed rapist you would need at least two of them, front hole and back hole, and likely also a third one for the mouth
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I think you can't remove device, is the thing. It's literally stuck in your skin until it gets removed, and you'd be in too much pain if you ripped it off yourself to continue raping the woman (who has had this entire time to try and escape.)
Your question though is fucking terrifying. I propose we get a bunch of planes and save the women from this land of Rape-Orcs before then nuking it from orbit.
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XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG said:
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You have two options:

Either rip the shit off and have the fishhooks take part of your dick with it, or have a surgeon cut it off and remove the barbs.

Those teeth are barbed, like fishhooks, they're designed to go in and then fuck you up worse if they're ripped off.
 
Chromeo said:
I think you can't remove device, is the thing. It's literally stuck in your skin until it gets removed, and you'd be in too much pain if you ripped it off yourself to continue raping the woman (who has had this entire time to try and escape.)
Your question though is fucking terrifying. I propose we get a bunch of planes and save the women from this land of Rape-Orcs before then nuking it from orbit.
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I think the argument here is that the rapist might notice the device before he gets the fishhooks stuck in his dick, and either remove the device by hand or pick another hole.
 
Sleazy Car Salesman said:
The Rape-X was developed in South Africa, where that sort of thing is fairly common. You're coming at this with a first world mindset.
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You are correct.

And this being South Africa makes the idea even dumber.

SA is the gang rape capital of the world, so while the Rape-X might disable one rapist, his buddies are going to be extremely pissed off.

This imbecilic device will reify that old, dark joke: "Let's not turn this rape into a murder..."

And even in the event of a single attacker, the device relies on the hope that the rapist is not driven into a murderous rage by pain and desire for vengeance. Most men do not react well to surprise-castration.

And, of course, if the device were to become commonplace, rapists would just default to the anus.

And then there's the woman who forgot to remove the device before having sex with her husband...

Black excellence on full display right here, folks.

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Lord Of Shit said:
And then there's the woman who forgot to remove the device before having sex with her husband...
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Which is probably the biggest risk with the thing, if your wife/GF forgets or "forgets" to remove it first.

Most women can't even remember to charge their phones, let alone remove the Penis Exploder 5000 from their pussies.
 
Sleazy Car Salesman said:
Which is probably the biggest risk with the thing, if your wife/GF forgets or "forgets" to remove it first.

Most women can't even remember to charge their phones, let alone remove the Penis Exploder 5000 from their pussies.
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That also gets me thinking about just how terribly uncomfortable such a thing must be to wear.

I haven't got a True&Honest™ vag myself, but this would be nothing like a tampon, which is flexible, and sounds very unpleasant.

Any vag-havers here wish to chime in? How would it feel to go about all day with an object resembling a large, rock-hard, unyielding cock up your hoohah?
 
Lord Of Shit said:
Any vag-havers here wish to chime in? How would it feel to go about all day with an object resembling a large, rock-hard, unyielding cock up your hoohah?
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I can imagine it would be uncomfortable, yeah. I'm struggling to come up with the words to describe it to a bepenised individual. Maybe like...having a section of hot wheels track taped to your taint? Plasticky, hard, difficult to just acclimate to, every movement you'd Be Aware Of It.

Knowing now that thing is from South Africa and not India, I think my stance has shifted. If it was India, save the women and nuke the country, but South Africa could probably heal. Just kill Mugabe and let the white guys have the country back. It's like Apartheid or whatever.

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Chromeo said:
I can imagine it would be uncomfortable, yeah. I'm struggling to come up with the words to describe it to a bepenised individual. Maybe like...having a section of hot wheels track taped to your taint? Plasticky, hard, difficult to just acclimate to, every movement you'd Be Aware Of It.

Knowing now that thing is from South Africa and not India, I think my stance has shifted. If it was India, save the women and nuke the country, but South Africa could probably heal. Just kill Mugabe and let the white guys have the country back. It's like Apartheid or whatever.

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Mugabe was Zimbabwe's curse (also dead, and good riddance), but the clowns running the show in SA seem to be speed-running his mistakes. The place is effectively a failed state at this point, as the middle class has fled almost completely; the only ones remaining are the kleptocrats hiding in their compounds patrolled by guards armed with machine guns, and the poor who haven't the resources to leave.

I knew a white guy from SA about ten years ago who was at the time working as an English teacher in Japan, and one night, at the tail-end of a party when he was very drunk, I asked him if the situation in SA was as bad as widely reported. He just got this look of infinite sadness in his eyes, to such a degree that I thought he might burst into tears, and replied, simply: "Yes".
 
XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG said:
@DumbDude43 is saying "remove device first, then insert pene in vagene, what then?"

my honest question for that defense system would be "what if they just pick a different hole?"
like, realistically for a committed rapist you would need at least two of them, front hole and back hole, and likely also a third one for the mouth
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Rapist armed with a knife has in theory an unlimited amount of holes to choose from.,
 
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