Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Sexy Senior Citizen said:
I have some questions for the more tactically-minded Kiwis:
  1. Everyone and their brother wants their piece of the Iranian pie (Iran brought it on themselves, admittedly.) I get that America and Israel love their war crimes, but these are inbred Arabs and Pakis with significantly less self-control. If we let them get involved, what're the odds of them simply leveling entire neighborhoods?
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100 fucking percent. I know the meme is "da Israelis and da USA love the war crimes" except the fact is they don't. They do the LEAST, seriously, they follow the law, the arabs don't. For example, if the Israelis or the USA want to "enhance interrogation" (aka torture), they ship them to the arab states because they don't have the same qualms.

Sexy Senior Citizen said:
  1. If we tell them to stay out, will they get involved anyway?
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yes
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
  1. Trump is looking into which insurgent groups to arm against the Mullahcracy. However, the last time we armed and trained an insurgency was during the Cold War, which led directly to 9/11 and a 20-year boondoggle (nevermind that we trained the soldiers that overthrew the Shah in 1979). What steps, if any, is Trump taking to avoid this?
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can't tell you or I'll go to prison
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
  1. What new forever enemy will AIPAC pick to replace Iran?
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Don't be gay and retarded (but Turkey, Pakistan, Qatar, KSA, or Algeria)
 
aphaln said:
The UAE is considering attacking Iran, according to C12. Additionally, the channel reports that France has brought fighter jets to the Middle East to defend its bases after Iran struck one of their hangars in the UAE. Both France and the UK are also sending ships to Cyprus to defend the island after Iran launched missiles towards it, and now with Hezbollah serving as a threat to it too as it joined the war.
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How much do you think all of these parties are seething on the inside because Americans and Jews kicked the hornets nest, causing everyone to get stung and making them move as a result?
If I've learned anything over the past few years, it's how much they enjoy status quo and doing nothing.
King George III said:
Tehran still getting buttfucked, the citizenry love this shit.
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People watching probably think that someone who caused them to suffer just died in that explosion, must be nice
 
I suspect that a conversation like this happened -

Israel - I really wanna attack Iran.
USA - Can you wait 'til we sort out a couple things?
Israel - Hurry up.
USA - *gets control of Venezuelan oil*
Israel - Come on!
USA - Okay I guess. Let's go.
Boom!

I'm kinda hoping if the war is a distraction from anything, it's that America is quietly fixing the drug and human trafficking problems.
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mango_reseller said:
The 12 day war blew through 25% of the US entire stockpile of interceptors. I doubt they were 100% replenished since then. Even if production were to ramp up, if this lasts like 4-5 weeks we'd be buck naked after that, if not during it.
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How much of Iran supplies have been depleted? Does everything being blown up diminish their ability to replenish supplies?

It seems like everyone takes the US war games where they run out of supplies in a week and everyone else has an unlimited supply as the literal facts.

Even if you want to assume every single dollar Iran has went to building drones and every single uncollapsed building is full of them we could level every remaining building in a few hours if thats proven to be the case.
 
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FatalTater said:
I suspect that a conversation like this happened -

Israel - I really wanna attack Iran.
USA - Can you wait 'til we sort out a couple things?
Israel - Hurry up.
USA - *gets control of Venezuelan oil*
Israel - Come on!
USA - Okay I guess. Let's go.
Boom!

I'm kinda hoping if the war is a distraction from anything, it's that America is quietly fixing the drug and human trafficking problems.
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yeah basically this happened. Maybe throw some info in about the Saudis and Israelis showing Iranian missile systems moving around to "prove" what we already knew (let's be frank, the war was gonna happen even if the USA got Israel to chill the fuck out for a week).
 
Schpoots said:
This isnt just leadership. They took out the council that selects the leadership. They cant select a new council either, because the council is selected by the leader! So theyre stuck in a chicken or the egg paradox now. The succession loop has been broken.
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I wonder when we get confirmation of who we have taken out in the attack.
 
Sexy Senior Citizen said:
I have some questions for the more tactically-minded Kiwis:
  1. Everyone and their brother wants their piece of the Iranian pie (Iran brought it on themselves, admittedly.) I get that America and Israel love their war crimes, but these are inbred Arabs and Pakis with significantly less self-control. If we let them get involved, what're the odds of them simply leveling entire neighborhoods? If we tell them to stay out, will they get involved anyway?
  2. Trump is looking into which insurgent groups to arm against the Mullahcracy. However, the last time we armed and trained an insurgency was during the Cold War, which led directly to 9/11 and a 20-year boondoggle (nevermind that we trained the soldiers that overthrew the Shah in 1979). What steps, if any, is Trump taking to avoid this?
  3. What new forever enemy will AIPAC pick to replace Iran?
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Atp, i don't think aipac is needed anymore. Most of Israel's enemies are fucked and aipac is a toxic brand now.

If i had to guess, the next president will be Jon Ossoff who will appease both sides and cut aid to Israel.
 
Astro Galactic Megalul said:
How much do you think all of these parties are seething on the inside because Americans and Jews kicked the hornets nest, causing everyone to get stung and making them move as a result?
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Probably more because the status quo got revealed to be bullshit and Iran was going to attack them. Iran always kept it in their cards. And that fantasy that they weren't has been snatched away from them
 
mindlessobserver said:
There are people on this forum RIGHT NOW who unironically said the USA was scared of Iran and the Houthis and was utterly incapable of doing anything about them.
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Iran is a nation of 90 MILLION that's almost 1/3rd the size of the US and they have MOUNTAINOUS TERRAIN armed with the latest Russian and Chinese AIR DEFENSES AND ANTI-STEALTH TECHNOLOGY plus they've been stockpiling missiles and drones for YEARS and practicing special ways to SINK CARRIERS!!!

Iran is not Iraq and a war against Iran would be the end of the American Empire.
 
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aphaln said:
Turkey since it basically does everything Iran does but on a smaller scale and only for Hamas.
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Also, they have an actual democracy and are in NATO, so twisting their arm to fall in line with what Israel/the USA want will be easier than this Iran bullshit.

Also, the youth of Turkey don't really like this pro-Islamism, pro-Hamas shit. Remember, Turkey arose because Atatürk said We need to stop being gay and retarded and secularize". Also, Israel and Turkey, despite being big mad at each other, still have open embassies and diplomatic relations/ties.
 
aphaln said:
Trump conducted phone calls with Kurdish leaders and other "regional partners / leaders" as he's considering arming groups across Iran to rise against the regime.

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Surely this won't backfire

It's the right move
 
Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
Guys, do not go to Reddit, it's take on the wall beyond retarded. If some jihadi blows up the Reddit servers or hq I will become a Wahhabist.
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I haven't been on reddit in a longgg time. People are claiming this is a distraction from ICE and the Epstein files, saying they should send ICE to Iran, draft Barron and MAGA voters. Im a loss of what to think since these takes are so retarded and detached from reality. I want to believe they're all bots, but there isn't one rational take on the entire situation.

They seem to forget that Hillary was the middle east warhawk that had a track record of toppling leaders with the Arab spring including Gadaffi. Not a peep about Biden failed withdrawal either.
 
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