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AnOminous said:
But it's TOTES a real vagina, more real than an actual woman's! Because all real women need constant surgeries to keep their vaginas from sealing shut and exploding into a bloody mess and stinking like corpses and shit.
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I am deathly curious* what the first post-op gynecologists (trannycologists?) said when they looked at these frankenginas. Guarantee you there were several "....what the hell is that?" moments when the Kevins of the world lie spread eagle.

*Curious. Disgusted, but curious.
 
The first time I read about a gyno looking at a troon, it was in the pages of Bizarre magazine.

The troon claimed at first that the gyno thought he had scarring from childbirth.

Probably the gyno couldn’t figure out what the hell was going on at first and tried to rationalize it.
 
the khat quaffer said:
I am deathly curious* what the first post-op gynecologists (trannycologists?) said when they looked at these frankenginas.
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I recall one time in the SRS/GRS disaster thread that a troon went to the ER and got a pelvic exam, the clinician said "what's going on here?" and the troon feigned ignorance, and then the doc asked him if he had been burned. There is a huge ring of scarring around the bottom 2/3 of every neo vagina in a U shape. They also don't have a cervix, and so many troons like kevin can't fit a speculum in there.

A european gyno told a story about examining one of these and said that it smelled so weird, like something that had been hidden behind a wall for many years. There was also a study about neovaginas and one of the findings was majority were malodorous, though that wasn't one of the study parameters it just was commented on by the people who performed pevlic exams often enough that they included it in the conclusion. How could it be otherwise, really? It is like an usually deep belly button, and normal belly buttons are usually kind of smelly because they are only lined with skin and are hard to clean effectively.

The reaction that they get seems to hinge on how polite the doctor is and how much warning they got that they're dealing with crotch origami
 
FinnSven said:
The first time I read about a gyno looking at a troon, it was in the pages of Bizarre magazine.

The troon claimed at first that the gyno thought he had scarring from childbirth.

Probably the gyno couldn’t figure out what the hell was going on at first and tried to rationalize it.
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What little we saw of Kevin’s, it really did look like some unfortunate car accident or birth defect. That thing is more scar tissue than scrotum and more scrotum than anything else. It looks like he gets pins and needles when he puts his pants on.
 
sperginity said:
I recall one time in the SRS/GRS disaster thread that a troon went to the ER and got a pelvic exam, the clinician said "what's going on here?" and the troon feigned ignorance, and then the doc asked him if he had been burned. There is a huge ring of scarring around the bottom 2/3 of every neo vagina in a U shape. They also don't have a cervix, and so many troons like kevin can't fit a speculum in there.

A european gyno told a story about examining one of these and said that it smelled so weird, like something that had been hidden behind a wall for many years. There was also a study about neovaginas and one of the findings was majority were malodorous, though that wasn't one of the study parameters it just was commented on by the people who performed pevlic exams often enough that they included it in the conclusion. How could it be otherwise, really? It is like an usually deep belly button, and normal belly buttons are usually kind of smelly because they are only lined with skin and are hard to clean effectively.

The reaction that they get seems to hinge on how polite the doctor is and how much warning they got that they're dealing with crotch origami
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Pillar Of The Community said:
What little we saw of Kevin’s, it really did look like some unfortunate car accident or birth defect. That thing is more scar tissue than scrotum and more scrotum than anything else. It looks like he gets pins and needles when he puts his pants on.
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"Uhmm...Kathryn? Were you...the victim of an acid attack?"

His nerves are gone, it smells like death, his crotch cavern makes a sarlacc pit seem marginally preferable..., what the fuck can any caregiver do for him. What in the holy mother of fuck can anyone do for him besides whiling away the billable hours telling him lies about his femininity. Make sure he's not bleeding, I guess? How many times has a surgeon or nurse tried to sit one of these troonies down and offer emotional counseling alternatives only to be angrily rejected? If a drug addict, alcoholic, or self-harmer is in the ED, the consultation and discharge paperwork will 100% contain a suggestion of seeking mental help. At least an addict can admit he's fucked up while politely declining any outpatient help.

Tangentially related, there's a Nip/Tuck episode where one of the episodic patients is convinced he is an amputee and requests elective surgery to become one. Kinda like Kevin, only the guy in the episode is using his own money and isn't trying to get fucked in his wound.

"I have the name of a pre-eminent cognitive therapist who specializes in treating patients with OCD, phobias, and fetishes.."
"IT'S NOT A FETISH, IT'S A LEGITIMATE MEDICAL ISSUE."
 
sperginity said:
It is like an usually deep belly button, and normal belly buttons are usually kind of smelly because they are only lined with skin and are hard to clean effectively.
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There's such a thing as an omphalolith, where a small "rock" forms inside the belly button.

Infer what you will.
 
FinnSven said:
The first time I read about a gyno looking at a troon, it was in the pages of Bizarre magazine.

The troon claimed at first that the gyno thought he had scarring from childbirth.

Probably the gyno couldn’t figure out what the hell was going on at first and tried to rationalize it.
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I can understand this and I think it's actually pretty common when you encounter a troon, especially one that has a more convincing disguise. If you're introduced to someone as a woman, your brain will go to "unusually narrow-hipped woman" or "possible burn scars" before it goes to "man who's lying to me". Just like how when you see someone with a hi-vis vest taking pictures of a building, your brain goes to "surveyer" before it goes to "burglar who's casing the joint".
 
Law said:
I can understand this and I think it's actually pretty common when you encounter a troon, especially one that has a more convincing disguise. If you're introduced to someone as a woman, your brain will go to "unusually narrow-hipped woman" or "possible burn scars" before it goes to "man who's lying to me". Just like how when you see someone with a hi-vis vest taking pictures of a building, your brain goes to "surveyer" before it goes to "burglar who's casing the joint".
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Eh, IDK. My first encounter with one was when I was 12 years old and he dressed like a secretary stumbling through the courtyard. And before you ask, yes, he was literally stumbling through a courtyard and I was observing him by the side with a perverse delight.
 
Law said:
I can understand this and I think it's actually pretty common when you encounter a troon, especially one that has a more convincing disguise. If you're introduced to someone as a woman, your brain will go to "unusually narrow-hipped woman" or "possible burn scars" before it goes to "man who's lying to me". Just like how when you see someone with a hi-vis vest taking pictures of a building, your brain goes to "surveyer" before it goes to "burglar who's casing the joint".
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Yes, this must have happened in the 90s, as I read this in somewhere between 1999 and 2002.

Back then I am pretty sure that a man going to a gynecologist was something that literally never happened, and possibly the few fully post op troons that existed then generally just went to the responsible surgeon or an involved doctor for follow ups.

These days though, we know that gynos have to have some sort of plan in place when a troon shows up.

The “common” one I have heard is that they try to refer them to a “experienced in trans women’s vaginas” gyno.


Stupid Sexy Flanders said:
Eh, IDK. My first encounter with one was when I was 12 years old and he dressed like a secretary stumbling through the courtyard. And before you ask, yes, he was literally stumbling through a courtyard and I was observing him by the side with a perverse delight.
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I think Law is referring to situations when it’s reasonable to expect a woman and believe that the person introduced as a woman is.

Your encounter sounds more like it was a drunk transvestite.
 
sperginity said:
It is like an usually deep belly button, and normal belly buttons are usually kind of smelly because they are only lined with skin and are hard to clean effectively.
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It has now dawned on me that I don't think I've ever intentionally cleaned my belly button. By "clean" I mean soap, shower, and digging a pinky in so deep it'd make an amhole jealous.
FinnSven said:
The “common” one I have heard is that they try to refer them to a “experienced in trans women’s vaginas” gyno.
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TBF, I'm not sure other relatively lucrative career field would have a rabid, devout, a niche customer base and allow you to basically make up shit on a whim or do whatever because there aren't really any standards. Obviously, the lucrative aspect only comes into play if you're dealing with rich trannies from the likes of LA, San Francisco, and New York, or if you're good at dealing with insurance but the money probably isn't that bad. Ofc, you have to provide a service to crazy trannies, but I imagine being able to tolerate them is a prerequisite
 
HackerX said:
Obviously, the lucrative aspect only comes into play if you're dealing with rich trannies from the likes of LA, San Francisco, and New York, or if you're good at dealing with insurance but the money probably isn't that bad. Ofc, you have to provide a service to crazy trannies, but I imagine being able to tolerate them is a prerequisite
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What does it profit a man to gain the world and lose his soul
 
Postal_Rat said:
What does it profit a man to gain the world and lose his soul
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Can your soul move mountains? Can your soul move a mouse?

HackerX said:
It has now dawned on me that I don't think I've ever intentionally cleaned my belly button. By "clean" I mean soap, shower, and digging a pinky in so deep it'd make an amhole jealous.
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If a tranny had an outie belly button could a smooth-talking charlatan convince him that the button could be transferred over to the crest above the postscrotal neovaginal folds to function as a TnH clittoris? Something about how they're made of the same nerve endings and all.

PS: Clean your body
 
Did Kevin remember he has Tourette's? Any hot takes about the BAFTAs, or does he fear the wrath of the Ps of C?
 
Has anyone recently reminded Kev that he's supposed to have headmates? All the dipshits that claimed that shouldn't be allowed to quietly phase it out from their online vomiting, like some kind of software feature being phased out.
 
ten dollars off said:
Has anyone recently reminded Kev that he's supposed to have headmates? All the dipshits that claimed that shouldn't be allowed to quietly phase it out from their online vomiting, like some kind of software feature being phased out.
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Has he really larped mental illness much since the Kindness saga? I feel like they all went quiet about "headmates" and such around that time.
 
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