Does it make sense when I say "Go spider mode"?

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Sort of like a spider and the way it moves and works around, dangling around but also crossing all kinds of terrain and searching?
 
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I guess the spider metaphor just doesn't make a lot of sense to me, but that COULD have something to do with all of my similes and metaphors following sea creatures. This video is what I think of when I hear what you describe as "moves and works around, dangling around but also crossing all kinds of terrain and searching" (The video is of a giant spider crab - I named him Lennard (Not Leonard because that's the gay spelling of Lennard)). (Lennard hates niggers).
 
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PetiteFeet said:
how do he shot web?
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Spiders are spooky looking and move in strange ways that make me uneasy. Now what is nice is giving a harvestman a ride on your hand to drop him in a pot to clean up the mites in late autumn, I love those guys.

Nothing better than giving a praying mantis an arm bridge to fuck up a brown widow though

Death from above, asshole.
 
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SirThomasMaloryII said:
This fucking crab (well, any crab, really. I fucking hate crabs) makes me physically convulse in pain when seeing it. Thank you, asshole.
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Not sorry because I don't apologize to crab haters.

rel=alternate said:
I want to eat Lennard
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I do too, but I feel kinda bad afterwards, so I only eat it at Asian buffets (Asian crabs have less feelings than white crabs). I support the senseless massacre of all other aquatic life however, and consume vast amounts of imitation crab meat for the principle that it sets forward (That crab is so important and loved, other fish are murdered and contorted to become like crab).
 
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Agamemnon Busmalis said:
Spiders are spooky looking and move in strange ways that make me uneasy. Now what is nice is giving a harvestman a ride on your hand to drop him in a pot to clean up the mites in late autumn, I love those guys.

Nothing better than giving a praying mantis an arm bridge to fuck up a brown widow though

Death from above, asshole.
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This video always creeped me out

 
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I thought I saw a post about that some years ago. Someone asking a similar question, somewhere on the Internet.
In any case, yes, it does make sense.
It sounds a bit dodgy, like a spider collecting insects for consumption, acting quietly and carefully but with intent.
What are your intentions in that respect?
 
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