🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[Tayto]

'big pulls are the only viral moments' -> 'viral moments make channels take off' -> 'I need to make a channel take off because c/@TheQuartering is never going to see an organic rise in viewership ever again' -> 'it's worth me paying for / faking a big pull to make this happen' .

Hamble is a fucking moron if he genuinely believes this. There's plenty of ways to "go viral" in that space that don't involve big pulls, but all of them would require effort.

Rage clips at bad pulls, drunken pull games where he takes a shot at a bad/good pull, themed comedy pulls, custom pulls where he unseals reseals sent in by fans, faked pulls could be funny if he makes them obvious jokes: e.g, making his own reseal packs with seeds, shredded cards or spices and such, mixing random stuff (a pizza receipt) or obviously fake cards ( hand-drawn tinfoil Charizards covered in glitter) into his MTG or pokemon packs or even just emptying out entire packs and resealing them with blackjack or wrestling cards, etc. Dozens of things he could do to differentiate his content from other similar channels and add a bit of charm, but as I said, those would take effort, as well as an actual sense of comedic timing & delivery, so he won't do it.

 

[TheTurdReich]

I still can't get over Quarterpounder being so fucking stupid he really tried to argue Epstein's "pizza" emails could be explained as dudes ordering food. He talked about his time working in an office and how often they ordered pizza, this fucking retard really thinks some office manager's life is the same as a billionaire who owns a fucking island and runs a complex prostitution/blackmail ring involving the wealthiest people on earth. Jeremy really thinks the wealthy elites are eating Taco Bell and Pizza hut like every middle class American, he's a fat midwestern moron who stumbled onto a lucrative grift and thinks all rich people live like him. Epstein had his own personal chef, his chef was even a celebrity who later went to work for Jimmy Kimmel, people at that level of wealth have personal chefs, personal doctors, personal trainers, hundreds of servants and they're so wealthy they can hire servants who are rich celebrities themselves. I just can't wrap my head around this level of idiocy and people actually listen to this moron. He thinks because Trump makes a show of eating Mcdonald's that every other wealthy elite is a fat retard like him. I've never heard a more uninformed retarded take presented seriously in my life.

 

[Forfeited Heroes]

I still can't get over Quarterpounder being so fucking stupid he really tried to argue Epstein's "pizza" emails could be explained as dudes ordering food.

Always remember that this man is a psychopath with no actual convictions or beliefs. He is putting out feelers to gauge what the popular sentiment is on Epstein knowing that 1. Fuentes (who is more successful than him) was not disenfranchised after ballwashing Epstein and 2. Trump is completely over the issue and that a significant portion of his base listens to him uncritically.

It is never out of naivete or small town simplicity that he says something and it is always a weather vane to sleuth out popular sentiment or a lightning rod to attract the same.

 

[Adamska]

I personally think he made up that story entirely

I'm rolling with the slumlord story as being more true than his skinwalking as a working class stiff routine for sure. At the very least they had the dosh to spoil him rotten and cater to his whims. He acts far more like a dude who came from good money, but not wealthy. Upper middle for fucking sure IMO.

Either that or they sucked at spending like him and blew money they shouldn't on him and just ate the debt, teaching him this way. All I do know is that half the reason he wears that flannel is an affinity scam: it's some of the shit you do to rope a sucker in to thinking that you're a certain way.

His terrible tech channel had him in slobby work casual. It's a pathetic costume to sell the idea he's a working joe like you. It's just half-assed since he feels the need to flex his wealth, just like how he had to show off toys to get people to care about him as a disagreeable shit child.

 

[quarter_grifter]

Hamble is a fucking moron if he genuinely believes this. There's plenty of ways to "go viral" in that space that don't involve big pulls, but all of them would require effort.

Jer is trapped in the internet marketing strategies of 10 years ago. He is the embodiment of the boomer spirit manifesting in the digital age. Anyone who has ever had the misfortune of seeing the 'memes' he uses as an intro to his 'show' knows exactly what I mean.

I'm rolling with the slumlord story as being more true than his skinwalking as a working class stiff routine for sure. At the very least they had the dosh to spoil him rotten and cater to his whims. He acts far more like a dude who came from good money, but not wealthy. Upper middle for fucking sure IMO.

I actually think that Jer's parents are upper-middle class as well, just that the black people story was made up.

 

[TheTurdReich]

Always remember that this man is a psychopath with no actual convictions or beliefs. He is putting out feelers to gauge what the popular sentiment is on Epstein knowing that 1. Fuentes (who is more successful than him) was not disenfranchised after ballwashing Epstein and 2. Trump is completely over the issue and that a significant portion of his base listens to him uncritically.

It is never out of naivete or small town simplicity that he says something and it is always a weather vane to sleuth out popular sentiment or a lightning rod to attract the same.

I agree and I realize it's just him ballwashing Trump, but it's still infuriating that he would stoop so fucking low and dare claim something so ass backwards retarded with a straight face. And the fact that his fans in his live chat are going after Luke for not going with the MAGA narrative is also infuriating, these are fucking shameless shills with zero integrity

 

[quarter_grifter]

More pearls of wisdom from Jer's twitter.

Spoiler: Pretending he doesn't tweet all day and cares about 'truth'

Spoiler: Lies about hiring a 3rd editor and says the casino is a news outlet for retards

Spoiler: Somehow Jer knows the mindset of grifters, but he's definitely not like them

Spoiler: Here he's trying to get lefties to 'cancel' him by baiting them into attacking him with a bad-faith reading of his tweet

The grammar could be misconstrued, intentionally or not, that he's not associating with black people (leave out the 'pill'). He also has claimed he's extremely blackpilled, on multiple occasions. Perhaps most famously at AMFEST, where he said he was dooming so hard that the blackpill was being forcefully shoved up his ass.

Spoiler: Jer tells on himself every time he points a finger

Spoiler: He's definitely drunk again

Spoiler: I'm really, really tired, boss

I could make a joke about him having gas, I could elaborate on his ignorance, I could point out how he's obviously ragebaiting, I could criticize him for his hypocritical sense of patriotism, etc etc etc... but at this point, his shtick is feeling pretty worn out.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

He acts far more like a dude who came from good money, but not wealthy. Upper middle for fucking sure IMO.

If we're to take him at his word on his spending (and that's asking a lot I know), Jeremy's spending habits actually remind me a lot about those stories of what happens to random people who grew up poor or lower middle class suddenly coming into a lot of money.

Now, I know a lot of people who also grew up upper middle class with zero money sense but that's what first struck me when I started paying attention to all the money he's been throwing around over the last few years.

 

[Mein Prolapse]

Retard goes after Dave Smith as usual. Fucks up grammar in the tweet making himself look like a retarded retard to a quasi intellectual, as usual. Why argue on twitter with someone who has no ability to communicate properly. Have to decipher what the fuck he's saying half the time.

 

[quarter_grifter]

Retard goes after Dave Smith as usual. Fucks up grammar in the tweet making himself look like a retarded retard to a quasi intellectual, as usual. Why argue on twitter with someone who has no ability to communicate properly. Have to decipher what the fuck he's saying half the time.

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It's crazy how all-in he is on projecting his own flaws onto others. This piece of shit really is demonically possessed.

In fact, it is Jer who is the contrarian vagina, his few moronic fans who remain think Jer is a 'big brain', he tries to sound smart by saying others take the path of least intellectual resistance when in fact Jer is the one who will never actually argue his case, he literally markets himself as the 'unfiltered free speech guru' despite censoring his own videos, he risks nothing financially because the cult he's indoctrinated with his brainrot actually pay for everything he should actually be paying for himself, and he still complains about everything and his channel being 'constantly under attack'. Every single accusation he's made about Dave in this tweet applies to himself. We've truly reached a point where this man has demonstrated he will not stop as long as shame is the only tool used against him.

 

[Mein Prolapse]

Another Cornering classic. Kurt got to show Jer how Miss Mac felt at Amfest

 

[Lost Sauce_056]

he risks nothing financially because the cult he's indoctrinated with his brainrot actually pay for everything he should actually be paying for himself,

I think that’s the most asinine thing tbh. The reason all this stupid shit with Big Body Jer is happening is because of his ability to outmaneuver any real push back or pressure (including financial pressure) and OFFLOAD it somewhere else via another cope, excuse, or individual (s) that is willing to foot the bill for a HIS mistakes. His whole slop business model predicates off of this.

 

[SNEED.EXE]

What is she feeling here? Looks like contempt to me.

more like constipation.

Having to work with the Quarterslosher is going to turn Melonie, Hannah and Luke into shit misers.

 

[Flippin Floppin]

More pearls of wisdom from Jer's twitter.

Spoiler: Lies about hiring a 3rd editor and says the casino is a news outlet for retards

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Fired Maggie a month before Christmas but can hire a third editor. Three editors to snip out 10 minute clips from his livestreams and put memes on them or something.
He's such a piece of shit.

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

Another Cornering classic. Kurt got to show Jer how Miss Mac felt at Amfest

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Damn dude, imagine getting barbecued by Kurt Metzger.

 

[Adamska]

Fired Maggie a month before Christmas but can hire a third editor. Three editors to snip out 10 minute clips from his livestreams and put memes on them or something.
He's such a piece of shit.

Given Jer's a chaser, what are the odds both of his editors, you know if he isn't just lying to big himself up pathetically, are trannies he goons to. He'd get women to do it if he could, but I doubt he found those in time.

Man whacked it to Keffals and to Blaire after all.

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

Given Jer's a chaser, what are the odds both of his editors, you know if he isn't just lying to big himself up pathetically, are trannies he goons to. He'd get women to do it if he could, but I doubt he found those in time.

Man whacked it to Keffals and to Blaire after all.

That wouldn’t happen to be documented on this thread would it? I believe you, but I need to see Jer cop to it with my own eyes.

I’ve been skimming this thread from the beginning, but 900 pages is a lot of pages.

 

[Adamska]

That wouldn’t happen to be documented on this thread would it? I believe you, but I need to see Jer cop to it with my own eyes.

I’ve been skimming this thread from the beginning, but 900 pages is a lot of pages.

The man burned some of his right wing grifter bridges by defending Blaire White as hard as he could around 2023 or so, and he was someone who was one of the first to get access to and connect with Keffals' secret account back in the day. @returnofthemacandcheese had bits about that.

I can't say with 100% confidence that he said exactly this shit, but I do know he defended them with his standard and creepy behavior both times like he would a woman. I also recall he drunk horny muttered something about one of them, and I think it was also in that post, but that's not with high enough surety.

Edit: Here's deets on how he was close to Keffals. Here's deets on him burning bridges for Blaire White (he even said trans rights). Lastly, this is a post where drunk Jer is a pronoun respecter and begs for Keffals to show up.

So if it simps for a troon, begs for them to show up, and burned bridges for them, dude's probably a chaser.

 

[Flippin Floppin]

The man burned some of his right wing grifter bridges by defending Blaire White as hard as he could around 2023 or so, and he was someone who was one of the first to get access to and connect with Keffals' secret account back in the day. @returnofthemacandcheese had bits about that.

I can't say with 100% confidence that he said exactly this shit, but I do know he defended them with his standard and creepy behavior both times like he would a woman. I also recall he drunk horny muttered something about one of them, and I think it was also in that post, but that's not with high enough surety.

During that drunk stream with Star Wars Girl and Venti, where he was creepy and sexual towards Star Wars Girl in particular, he also kept trying to get Keffals on.

 

[Disdainer of the Plebs]

The man burned some of his right wing grifter bridges by defending Blaire White as hard as he could around 2023 or so, and he was someone who was one of the first to get access to and connect with Keffals' secret account back in the day. @returnofthemacandcheese had bits about that.

I can't say with 100% confidence that he said exactly this shit, but I do know he defended them with his standard and creepy behavior both times like he would a woman. I also recall he drunk horny muttered something about one of them, and I think it was also in that post, but that's not with high enough surety.

Edit: Here's deets on how he was close to Keffals. Here's deets on him burning bridges for Blaire White (he even said trans rights). Lastly, this is a post where drunk Jer is a pronoun respecter and begs for Keffals to show up.

So if it simps for a troon, begs for them to show up, and burned bridges for them, dude's probably a chaser.

Jesus…

What is it with fat internet retards and tranny chasing?