Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Otterly said:
Oh I’m sure they’ve had the special centrifuges working overtime. What I’m skeptical of is being presented with such things as part of an astroturfed buildup to going to Proper War.
We’ve been here before. Got a couple of good protest albums, a lot of dead soldiers and absolutely no closer to the Middle East being any saner than any previous point in the last 3000 years.
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What better justification do you want than the leading sponsor of global terrorism, whose slogan is "Death to America", who has shown no hesitation to attack even the civilian populations of neighboring countries, pursuing both long range ballistic missiles and nuclear weapons?

Is there a specific number of accomplished nuclear strikes on the United States that you would consider an appropriate threshold? Or is it X million dead Americans?
 
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Other than bombing Hezbollah leadership as always
the Lebanese seem to think this is also targeting Qard al Hassan, the Hezbollah aligned bank


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PS1gamenwatch said:
Not surprised about this but it might bite them:
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fags, every one of them

neger psykolog said:
The question isn't really going to be how long Iran can sustain itself throwing cheap drones it has stockpiled for years underground but how quickly they can actually install a new leader
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Every halfwit IRGC commander that gets his butthole smashed in by a $50,000 hellfire missile is going to be a warning to all of the 'sudden' battlefield promotions for new commanders and if these mongoloid Islamists can't figure out they should stop firing rockets and cheap drones at Arab allies, Israel, and US bases then we should do them the favor of helping them meet Allah.
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edit: just to piss off the mewling retards in this thread that won't stop sperging about "kike soldiers" I'm declaring myself a joozian for a day.

Hava nagila, bitches.

can i get me sum o' dem star of david reacts, mein achim?
Overly Serious said:
Not "a" place. Specifically the area that their religious texts say is theirs, justified by a claim of ancestry which is dubious. If say, some big stretch of Utah had been picked, things would be very different.
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They almost got to inhabit Grand Island, New York. Instead of the mid-east.

No, I'm not kidding. Hell, ask CTR about it he can probably write an essay lol
 
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mango_reseller said:
Its a doubly retarded question. First because obviously you wont get an answer. Second because the answer is obvious anyways, there won't be boots on the ground. At least thats what they're currently thinking and it seems that it's unlikely the US would need to at this point. If you asked me before day 1 I would say "probably", but after getting air superiority in 2 days... unlikely.
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if the US was going to invade there'd have been massive troop deployments and a calling up of reserves. all of that would take months. you'd need at least 500,000 combat troops for a decent invasion.

such troop movements cannot be disguised.
 
aphaln said:
On top of a Kuwaiti threatening one of the downed pilots with a metal pipe, a video just popped up out showing a Kuwaiti guy rushing towards the pilots with his AK, also thinking they were Iranian, he opened fire on them offcamera.

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You gotta love Arab armies. Even IF they were Iranian, shooting a downed pilot is technically a war crime as they become a non combatant once their vehicle is destroyed and they manage to survive getting out of it.
 
Otterly said:
Hull is wonderful this time of year.

Forgive my skepticism, but something something WMD David Kelley didn’t kill himself . I am rather loathe to believe any and all WMD justifications.
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Yeah, I'm sure the guys who admitted they were trying to enrich material exponentially beyond the purity required for civil power generation were totally on the up and up.

There is only one application for the level of refinement that Iran admittedly and publicly desires, and it isn't powering kebab shops.

Yes, we can feed weapons grade material to a reactor. No, there is no logical or sane economical reason to do so if your country never had a nuclear weapons program before. It is retardedly expensive to refine to that level for power generation. The only applicable use for those purities is nuclear weapons.

This isn't a retarded decree and performative action by Trump or The United States. Its the laws of fucking physics.

They want the bomb, and we probably shouldn't let them do this. Nonproliferation is a good thing.
 
Sooty Soot said:
I'm gonna be honest with you, Shananshah, but converting to Zoroastrianism would be graduating from cousin fucking to sister fucking, quite literally.
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What the fuck do you mea-
"According to the revayats, the marriage between a mother and her son is the most superior type of xwedodah"
Oh...ahura
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NOOOOOO! THIS IS A MISINTERPRETION!

ITS A CORRUPTION BY THE ARABS AND THE ROMANS! OBVIOUSLY A GOOD WIFE THATS NOT RELATED TO YOU IS LIKE A SISTER OR EVEN A MOTHER! PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT IN OUR CULTURE YOU MARRY A WOMAN THATS LIKE YOUR MOTHER!
 
Romulus augustulus said:
if the US was going to invade there'd have been massive troop deployments and a calling up of reserves. all of that would take months. you'd need at least 500,000 combat troops for a decent invasion.

such troop movements cannot be disguised.
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Its feasible we get some sort of foothold to draw the IRGC away from the revolutionaries. Not likely, to happen by any stretch... but its the sort of thing that can invigorate the populace and crush the souls of the regime with panic. We've got MEUs and Airborn for that sort of thing.

God, I love bombing Iran.
 
ConsentAccidentVictimNo98 said:
It's all fascinating because Iran had ample potential to be a significant regional powerhouse, if only they didn't have the inept religious leadership who are willing to make a martyr themselves for some gay god.

Persia had all the cards to become a major world player, too bad it was all pissed away. Like sure, Turkey would still hold the Bosporus but Turkey would have to fight a lot harder to become the favourite child of the region. Which, Erdogan isn't really care how much he is liked now and is hellbent on Neo-Ottoman revanchism.

Look! It's the Turkish Aircraft Carrier plan! With both a Cope Slope, and only a single carrier it is practically useless!

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What will it be used for? Fucking around in Libya, Syria and everywhere else so Erdogan can continue to extort Europe for money, and because Turkey is in NATO to cuck Russia in the black sea we have to be permissive of th
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Turky sucks both Americas and Russians cocks and basically plays both sides them being in nato is a fucking joke.
 
DickMain said:
They're muzzie death cultists, and above all other people they hate are other muzzie death cultists who disagree on Muhammed fucking a 9 year old at 10 AM but was in fact 11 and now swear an etetnal blood feud.
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Certain Shia believe the 9 year old was a whore who seduced the poor prophet so she could sabotage his house and divide the caliphate.
 
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