Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Farm Hand said:
How immensely pathetic. This lady cares more about hating America (and Israel) than the betterment of her ethnic homeland, lacking the critical thinking to recognize that even though America doesn't really care about the Iranian people, it is self-interested to want Iran to be a productive member of the American hegemony (as with Venezuela) instead a hostile, backwards retard. Oh wait, she's so upset because she herself is a hostile, backwards retard.
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These people always make me ill. They trot out their half remembered heritages when its the new flavor of the week and use it to evangelize their half considered perspectives.

I have had to deal with "American" Ukrainians, Palestinians, and now Iranians who shit up irl discourse with their posturing. Ironically, the Venezuelans that I know did not do this.

How about just cheer the death of a murderous tyrant without all the dumb caveats and qualifiers?
 
SIMIΔN said:
On the subject of India, there's actually a tiny but extremely influential ethnic-Persian Zoroastian minority called the Parsi, they've been in India for centuries, and have probably more billionaires per capita than any other group on the planet, unfortunately they're ridiculously insular, and don't have much kinship with even the Iranian Zoroastrians who fled in the 20/21st century.
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I actually met one in university. She was hot but crazy, like "I don't believe you actually have a girlfriend, let me talk to her" type crazy (ask me how I know/found out). Very interesting to talk to, apparently, most of them in the USA live in Kentucky, of all places. They ONLY marry other Zoroastians, and she told me a big issue is that they don't have large families.
 
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Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
I actually met one in university. She was hot but crazy, like "I don't believe you actually have a girlfriend, let me talk to her" type crazy (ask me how I know/found out). Very interesting to talk to, apparently, most of them in the USA live in Kentucky, of all places. They ONLY marry other Zoroastians, and she told me a big issue is that they don't have large families.
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I seem to remember something about Zoroastrianism not allowing for converts, either. That would make a small family trend a pretty big deal.
 
Life is Hell... said:
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Imagine being lucky enough to be born in America as an Iranian, whose parents probably came over fleeing the current regime when it took over in the 70s. Your motherland is now being attacked by your adoptive home in a way that minimizes civilian casualties and without fully invading in an attempt to take out the existing, oppressive leadership and give the people a chance at having something decent. And you decide to go on Bluesky from your nice, cozy bed and bitch about how your adoptive country is evil and doesn't give a shit about your own people, when it's really the only chance your people have.

Dude needs to get some fucking perspective.
 
Korpon said:
THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH! I'M PUTTING THE SHEENY CURSE ON YO ASS NOW!
@Catch The Rainbow @Maori Kiwifruit Growers GIVE ME YOUR HEBREW BLACK MAGIC ENERGY AND VANQUISH THIS גויים
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GIVE ME YOUR FORESKIN AND YOU SHALL HAVE THESE POWERS YOU SEEK.

hugh mungus feed n sneed said:
I seem to remember something about Zoroastrianism not allowing for converts, either. That would make a small family trend a pretty big deal.
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That's what she was telling me. It seems weird that a religion as large and ancient as theirs doesn't allow for converts. It seems like a deathblow, especially if you aren't pumping out babies at a rate that would make hasidic jews blush.
 
TheClappening said:
Now I'm imagining the iranians welding together some launch rails out of scrap, and since they dont have the ignition system some durka durka type will have to light the rocket by hand, Looney Tunes style, and get roasted by the booster.

Like suicide bombers, but suicide rocketeers.
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Don't forget the Mudhammed riding it and shifting his weight around in lieu of a guidance suite.
 
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Still, this thread has been entertaining watching the "If X then Y" thought process crowd here on the Farms fail to understand basic foreign policy. Yes GroyperFaggot1488, we're very amazed by your politically brilliant assessment about this being a "War for Israel" while ignoring the fact that taking out or controlling the spread of the Islamic Republic for nearly 50 years has been American policy in the Middle East. We supported Saddam against them for Christ's sake. Now try not to eat too much of your Elmer's stick when we try to help you understand that shrieking about Zionism being behind every ill since 1900 isn't a very original take.
 
I see your plan, IRGC.

You're waiting for Tate to land on Dubai to take him out together with Ian Miles Cheong. Clever, very clever. Two niggers with a single Shahed.

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Korpon said:
THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD ENOUGH! I'M PUTTING THE SHEENY CURSE ON YO ASS NOW!
@Catch The Rainbow @Maori Kiwifruit Growers GIVE ME YOUR HEBREW BLACK MAGIC ENERGY AND VANQUISH THIS גויים
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This is very obviously a different scenario than the Gwot.
For one, they actually have the desire and means to, if left unmolested for long enough, produce a nuclear ICBM.
It is impressive that botting /pol during the Russian invasion of Ukraine was able to so thoroughally cripple the American Right with anti-nationalist anti-imperialist pacifistic third-worldism.
 
Nefarious Elliot said:
This is very obviously a different scenario than the Gwot.
For one, they actually have the desire and means to, if left unmolested for long enough, produce a nuclear ICBM.
It is impressive that botting /pol during the Russian invasion of Ukraine was able to so thoroughally cripple the American Right with anti-nationalist anti-imperialist pacifistic third-worldism.
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There'd have been thousands of Americans alive today if Iran had not taught the Iraqis how to build EFP bombs to cut through armor.
 
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