Ask men why they do things the way they do and maybe you'll get an honest answer

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Agarathium1066 said:
If you mean them being disinterested they're probably mildly sad they can't be sandwiched between two hot women. I've never sweated it because I can count on a single hand how many times I've seen an attractive lesbian in person. Even then it didn't last because their personality could curdle milk.
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Also still on this

I've bartended in venues that are in LGBT heavy spots. Gays and (normal) lesbians are a very chill clientele. But the worst possible ones were trannies and dykes (or pooners, the zippertip is the only difference). As soon as i caught glimpse of a hambeast wearing a flannel shirt i just knew the signs of bullshit abound!

Loud, obnoxious and unpleasant people
 
souschef said:
I've bartended in venues that are in LGBT heavy spots. Gays and (normal) lesbians are a very chill clientele. But the worst possible ones were trannies and dykes (or pooners, the zippertip is the only difference). As soon as i caught glimpse of a hambeast wearing a flannel shirt i just knew the signs of bullshit abound!

Loud, obnoxious and unpleasant people
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I've worked with a number of lesbians. They run the gambit from ugly but chill to ugly but the most actively tempestuous creatures I've had to be around. The former wouldn't drag their business into work and were there to do their job. The latter made their bullshit everyone's problem. Often they are dating the calmer type and just making their lives worse.
 
Kofi Drinka said:
Music fags are all queers. It should really go in it's own thread since it's going to get buried under people asking questions to men.

As thread tax. How sensitive are your testicles? It seems a porn meme for women to suck on them or juggle them in their hand. Which seems extremely painful and a good way to ruin any sexual encounter. What do other men think? Does any one enjoy testicle's being touched?
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Wouldn't you like to know gay boy.

𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔 said:
Why do moids whine about lesbians being unattractive to them? They aren't going to fuck you so why should they care what you think
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In some cases it's probably comparable to how women feel about trannies, seeing someone dress up as a caricature of your sex and just finding it insulting how little they understand, and wondering to what degree that's indicative of the opposite sex's perception of yours. In other cases it's just a shame, like watching ISIS blow up a beautiful sculpture, an affront to beauty regardless of intention or actionability. In other cases it's just a general dislike of ugliness, we talk shit about other men being fat and ugly too, it doesn't mean we'd fuck them if they weren't. In other cases it's a pavlovian association between their ugly exterior and their ugly interior, annoying college retards who are fishing for adversity because they've never experienced it before and they feel left out or man hating radfems who seek out conflict to reaffirm their existing biases, a non-insignificant portion of them are just annoying shitheads and as a result the uniform becomes a shorthand for what's to come.
 
Arbiter said:
So can you or can you not pee with an erection? Are you team can pee (albeit with difficulty) or can't pee?
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Can, but it's like aiming a pinched a gardenhose.

Cherry Milk said:
Oh, boo. That's disappointing 😕
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power vac is just painful, juggling around the balls too. gentle touching/licking the sack is okay. Treat them like breasts that are tender from your period.
 
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Why do men make it so simple to press their buttons? Yesterday I purposely questioned my husband's sense of direction and he melt down and tried to mansplain it while sounding like he was going to get upset.
 
Re ballsack etc. Everyone's wired slightly differently, but basically what you typically see in porn shouldn't feel good, unless you're on Viagra, Meth or are gay, which is apparently often the case with porn actors.

Gentle sucking and licking is probably what you need to explore with your man if that's where you two want to go with this. You sometimes see it, more commonly in Japanese porn.

Also remember that circumcised guys are missing half their nerve endings in the penis and you will have to work around that.
 
me when you guys talk about the right way for a lady touch your wiener
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Motherf*cker said:
Why do men make it so simple to press their buttons? Yesterday I purposely questioned my husband's sense of direction and he melt down and tried to mansplain it while sounding like he was going to get upset.
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Depends on the guy.
Have you been nagging him about it?
 
Motherf*cker said:
Why do men make it so simple to press their buttons? Yesterday I purposely questioned my husband's sense of direction and he melt down and tried to mansplain it while sounding like he was going to get upset.
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It's not just men. Women are just as sensitive, but the dynamic is different. If we let you know that you might stand to loose a few pounds and shave the mangrove between your legs, it's break-up material. "Pushing a man's buttons," is just "nagging," until there is a murder-suicide sort of situation. Don't push a man's buttons. We don't do it to you because we generally like you and want peace and quiet at home & we hope you feel the same.
 
Ignatius von Cistern said:
It's not just men. Women are just as sensitive, but the dynamic is different. If we let you know that you might stand to loose a few pounds and shave the mangrove between your legs, it's break-up material. "Pushing a man's buttons," is just "nagging," until there is a murder-suicide sort of situation. Don't push a man's buttons. We don't do it to you because we generally like you and want peace and quiet at home & we hope you feel the same.
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Women want to push a man's buttons to see if he'll react. They're too stupid to realize he may react with "And then I punch you in the face" because you're pushing his buttons. They need to realize an angry man can kill you, even by accident. Don't fucking do it unless you're willing to die for it. Because 1 slap or punch can literally kill you. And when men get angry you're at their mercy. It's why men don't start shit with each other unless they're retarded. It can be lethal.
 
Kofi Drinka said:
Women want to push a man's buttons to see if he'll react. They're too stupid to realize he may react with "And then I punch you in the face" because you're pushing his buttons. They need to realize an angry man can kill you, even by accident. Don't fucking do it unless you're willing to die for it. Because 1 slap or punch can literally kill you. And when men get angry you're at their mercy. It's why men don't start shit with each other unless they're retarded. It can be lethal.
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Are you triggered by association? I don't dare give you instructions, but remember: POW! Right in da kisser.
 
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