Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

[Catch The Rainbow]

btw Iran was selling missiles and drones to Russia in the early days of the Total Hohol Death War... but Russia bought a license and has been building Shaheds in its own factories for ~3 years, and bumped up its own missile production. So the ACKing of Iranian missile and drone factories will likely have negligible impact on Russia's missile and drone stockpiles/production

as an aside, Iran had a shahed factory in Venezuela and was helping them develop long distance suicide drones that could hit the US.

 

[Casval Rem Deikun]

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If Trump doesn't order 1000 Tomahawks per American casualty into Tehran after this, I'll be pissed. Even then, that'd be getting off light. Yeah, I don't care who started it; American blood should come with a colossal price.

10,000 for every one of ours, it'll show the third world to know where it's place is in the global order which is in the mud where they belong and think they have a say compared to their western superiors.

 

[draggs]

And all of those things are related to US support for Israel. Would Iranians still chimp out and kill innocent people without that? Yes, but it wouldn't be our problem.

The founder of modern Sunni jihadism wrote his book on how America must die because... he visited the United States and saw a barn dance in fuckin Wyoming or something in 1949

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

The Venezuela treatment. Shotgun diplomacy, is unlikely to work with the muslims, but is worth a try.

It's very likely to work. Remember that these sandniggers have been living under brutal regimes that treat them no better than slaves for decades, that's all they know. So, if some guy comes over and kills their bosses in such a fast, ruthless and spectacular fashion, then they are likely to, at least, hear what the guy doing the killing has to say.

 

[ShittlerNiggler]

AlternateHistoryHub's video about a hypothetic invasion of Iran aged like wine and milk at the same time. He was extremly optimistic about goycattle doing anything against the war.

 

[ThisIsGonnaBeGood]

 

[cwd+ meat]

Sad seeing three brave warriors die for Israel.

I'm hopeful that the casualties weren't white guys. The kikes will get blueballs if it is just Jadarious the truck driver that got exploded.

 

[DumbDude43]

And all of those things are related to US support for Israel. Would Iranians still chimp out and kill innocent people without that? Yes, but it wouldn't be our problem.

"if you support a country we don't like then we will kill you!!" isn't a good way to convince anyone of doing what you want lol
this approach can work if you are a giga superpower like burgerland, but if you're just some regional power like iran all it will do is make the big guys dislike you more and more until they eventually decide to fuck your shit up hard.

 

[StudMccool]

Kinda funny image, everyone is avoiding the no no zone by a cunt hair

 

[Dojima's Dragon]

Let's be real here and entertain the hypothetical that Iran actually did manage to get nuclear weapons, they would instantly start making demands that everyone on planet Earth submit to Islam immediately and the moment another nation gave any pushback to the idea of compelled worship, they would nuke the dissenter in a fit of rage. People like Khamenei are not at all concerned with MAD because that's a secular concept conceived of by people who actually value being alive.

This regime change operation was fully warranted and needed to happen eventually.

Islams whole obsession with martyrdom is precisely why most islamic nations should be blown up from having nukes.

It's not just western news, it's their own history and religions and the way they talk about each other. Yes i know there are a million pragmatic reasons this happens and I'm a spoiled western cunt for saying this but holy shit it just feels like they try so hard to fucking die.

Im convinced that if islam wasn't so autistic about suicide being haram and it being a one way ticket to hell. The suicide rates would put Japan and worst Korea to shame. I mean IMAGINE BEING BORN A FUCKING ARAB OR A JEET. Even i would hang myself too.

The behavior of browns convince me further than the eugenists of the late 19th- early 20th century were right about browns being subhumans. It's bleak really.

When are we bombing la?

Dont attack the iranians! Just missile strike the retarded drug addled hobos.

 

[Nana Feeder 9k]

No Iranian ever called me Goy.

 

[Seethan Ralph]

Came to catch up on news, only got retards fighting

Report and ignore the groypers ITT. Complaining won't fix it.

As for Iranian cries for de-escalation - shows how buck broken they are and how desperate they are to stop the hell falling down on them so they can regroup and try to salvage the domestic situation.

 

[Fenrir Ratatoskr]

I really didn’t think Iran’s response would be to immediately start lobbing bombs at all their nearby buddies.

At least activate all your sleeper cell terrorists in Europe or something cmon do something interesting.

They don't have "buddies". Every surrounding state is a sunni majority, or sunni controlled country. It's also ethnic, as the Persians don't like Arabs, and Arabs don't like Persians.
Their immediate neighbor Iraq fought a trench war with them, complete with chemical weapons, for 8 years during the 80s. The Iranians are the largest sponsors of Palestinian groups and splinter minorities in Arab states across the entire Middle East. No one likes them in their current form. They'll have more than enough targets to fight before some poles start feeling the heat, if ever and it'll likely be token and disorganized.

I'm pretty sure most terrorists groups are sunni.

Maybe in ideology, but certainly not in funding. The era of self made Arab billionaire donations is largely over, and "Islamic charities" are too small/disorganized to cover the kind of training/weapons a state can pour on random peeps to make rebels.
Iran is the leader, then the arabs(secretly), then Pakistan.
It's mostly to fuck over their ideological neighbors.
Hamas, Hezbollah, the houthis, Syrian Insurgents, Iraqi insurrectionists, Afghans who are not taliban(shia), etc.
They are immediately concerned with their neighbors and Israel.
If Iran completely crumbles it will likely destroy hamas and hezbollah's ability to do much in Palestine.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Have you ever known someone that died doing something stupid? They get ragged on for being stupid while they mourn.

serving in the US military and being stationed somewhere is hardly jackass

terrorists target civilians

I explicitly talked about Iran attacking Americans, zero mention of terrorism.

2003 - 2011 - US invaded the middle east under false information. 600 people would be alive if we werent there and in the end we accomplished 0

Nawres Hamid was an Iraqi translator in the middle east that worked with the enemy.

Al Asad airbase attack happened on Jan 8th. 2020. Jan 3rd 2020 the US assassinated Soleimani. I cant possibly figure out what would have provoked this attack on the US in the region. We clearly didnt provoke them at all by assassinating their general. They were just having a day. Not saying I want 100 soldiers to have traumatic brain injuries but this is generally termed cause and effect.

2022-2024/Jan2024 - see 2020 + the attacks were committed by a paramilitary group not a terrorist group. I do appreciate the attempt at the goalposts shift so you can just lump every group you dont like in.

excuses for killing americans. Soleimani was the guy who coordinated the EFP attacks by Iranian sponsored militias in iraq btw

 

[TarragonRespecter]

DA JOOOOOOZ

Lol when you dont have an answer, deflect.

I do not like arguing with inauthentic people. Notice how i explicitly called out their sponsoring of goatfucking beheading islamist groups, and you side stepped that to say " wElL iRan baReLY TaKEs aCTion DIRECTLY!!!". Dude, i largely agree with you, we probably should focus on issues domestically, but that does not mean ball sucking Irans actions either .

Yeah, that's awesome you called them out, on the internet. Im sure that went really far.

Yes, Iran doesnt take action against you or me. Im tired of this dichotomy where if youre on the left you have to be a communist and if youre on the right everything gets ignored and kicked down the road because "Musliums bad." Yeah, Islamic rhetoric is bad. Really bad. You know what Musliums I care about? The ones in Michigan and not the ones in Iran

It honestly does not even need to be said that Islamic rhetoric is extremely dangerous.

Well thank god we spent all that money to get Musliums to give up Islamic rhetoric. At least they have shopping malls and western ideals in Aghanistan now. Oh, wait, we didn't get rid of the rhetoric and we just occupied their countries for decades giving them a blood grudge to be used with their Islamic rhetoric.

There is no fixing them. You either have to remove Islam entirely from the world or build a wall to keep it contained.

 

[Soycast II]

This is it precisely, and its something the /pol/tards conveniently overlook when they shriek about Americans dying for Israel. People really give the Israelis way too much credit over their ostensible "control" over the USA and Trump in particular.

I am by no means a fan of much of Israel, in particular a lot of the ultra-orthodox Jews there treating the Christian population like garbage, but I’d like to see /pol/ types devote even a fraction of their time that they spend sperging about Jews to calling out Islam. If I see someone calling Islam based again because they hate Jews I’m gonna have an aneurysm.

 

[Al from Dadeville]

Pahlavi has broadcast a new speech. Dances on Khamenei's grave briefly before pivoting to demanding regime bureaucrats, military, etc. swear loyalty to him & his planned transitional gov't because there won't be any point to trying to replace Khamenei, and also tells the protesters that the time to go back into the streets isn't here yet but will be soon

I’m really happy for this guy, glad this day came in his lifetime. Probably the most smug guy on the planet today and he deserves it.

 

[DumbDude43]

No Iranian ever called me Goy.

yeah they call you kafir instead

 

[Meat Target]

No Iranian ever called me Goy.

Correct. Instead, they call for your head to be chopped off on a daily basis.

 

[TarragonRespecter]

excuses for killing americans. Soleimani was the guy who coordinated the EFP attacks by Iranian sponsored militias in iraq btw

RAPED lmao You're doing that thing where you shutdown when youre in the wrong again

Yeah and we had no reason at all to be in Iraq and gained nothing from being there but a war debt.