Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Think it's a good time to have some light hearted comedy:

The Attention Seekers
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Ayatollah Cock Sleeves
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Nothing Like a Good Tragedy to Grift
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Oh NO Our Human Shields and Propaganda Tools
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Dishonorable Mentions

Spoiler: Shit Post (literal sense)

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I was being sarcastic you autistic nigger. Please, remove my post from there. It doesn't belong.

You'd think the "None." at the end would have made it unmistakable, but I guess not.
jfc

 

[BaronVonBonk]

is there anything left to say? I hope the us (Isreal) has disastrous outcomes in all of its endeavors.

@Hateful Harefolk 88 this you?

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

I have unofficial report that Iran is going after anything with American interests with its strikes and is going after like 200 hotels in the gulf countries (the UAE in particular)

They're petty bitches makes sense. It's accelerating there own downfall though by pissing everyone off.

 

[BigGuyOS 6 : Jovial Janny]

I know John McCain is looking up smiling. To be honest though, this should affect me more, but I'm pretty numb to it because of all the craziness.
It makes me wonder who's next after Iran.

EDIT: North Korea doesn't seem too out of the picture now.

>John McCain is looking up smiling
>not looking down smiling
>looking up
>looking up from where?
>Panama
All jokes aside, the trend is to flip Russian + Chinese allies like Cuba, Venezuela, Iran, etc. while Russia is destracted fighting Ukraine. NK could make a lot of sense since it would get rid of a nuclear threat and completely isolate China in the Pacific.

 

[A Random Lurker]

Remember, oil is not the only thing that goes through the Middle East, but it is also the hub for a shit ton of aviation. People going from Europe to Asia go through the Middle East. This is even worse considering that with the war in Ukraine, European airlines no longer fly over Russia.

This is horrendous for business and finance as they won't be able to have all their "in person meetings".

There's going to be a huge disruption in shipping and transportation industry, DXB and DOH are two huge hubs for passengers and cargo between the US and Europe to India and the rest of Southeast Asia. Most East coast flights to Asia since the war with Russia have had to either stop in FRA for refueling or had to stop and transfer planes in DXB before continuing on to HKG, PEN, and SIN through the middle east. All the normal traffic is going to have to head through the West Coast which is already heavily backlogged. This comes at a bad time as things had finally started normalizing for the first time since october 7th in the last 4 or 5 months carriers like United have started operating more frequent flights to the middle east.

 

[BigJoey41X]

they say the ayatollah should be making a live statement soon as proof of life, is he still there or are they still proompting the AI models?

 

[Stains Davidson]

500000 stray ballistic missiles strike new delhi god please please please

 

[OG Cryptid]

circle of protection on Americans in the region, getting spotty updates from the UAE. Praise Cobra's Magic.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

Can we move the original thread people somewhere else, this fucking sucks

If people want to shit post go over to the thread I made

Post in thread 'Reactions to Iran being attacked by Israel and U.S.'

Feb 28, 2026

Somewhere in Hell, John McCain is smiling.

• Sexy Senior Citizen

 

[Barleys]

The war was ongoing prior to 2025 and as of this morning got hot again. What could you possibly mean?

Still waiting for this war that people keep saying is going to happen. Also you're dumb as fuck, Iran literally conceded after 1 goddamn day when we bombed them in 2025, 1 fucking day

 

[JustStopDude]

Murdering moon-worshiping browns is its own reason.

I'm sure they will greet the Americans as liberators and this won't turn into another quagmire.

 

[Hateful Harefolk 88]

I hope Iran humiliates the Epstein Empire. 10,000 American casualties is nowhere near enough. May everyone who chose to die for israel actually die for israel.

>the epstein empire
fucking lol,using and abusing that one.

and whoever does die for Isreal should have their digital graves shat and clowned on mercilessly. dying for Isreal should be even more humiliating than being a adam22 tier cuck.

TOTAL AMERICAN Defeat (and replacement by Indians)
TOTAL ISREAL ABANDONMENT
FULL SAAARPORT SARRRR

 

[Anonymous9001]

Couldn’t trump just use tactical nukes or something

 

[Schpoots]

I'm going to bed. When I wake up, I'm hoping Trump @'s Khamenei with that "It seems my superiority has caused some controversy" meme.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Can we move the original thread people somewhere else, this fucking sucks

I agree. Can we get a mod or something? Because it's turning into actual war posting and then


"Shut up kike" *other/pol/ level faggotry*


If you're watching live Israeli TV like I am, it's actually kind of funny because they'll bring panels on to talk about this and then every about 10 minutes they have to stop because a siren goes off and they have to stand up and then move from their studio to a bomb shelter . Everyone is calm about it but they're more. Just annoyed. . Also, if you look in the background of some of the live reporting from the bomb shelters in the background. There's just a group of people having a soccer game .

Also, within Israeli social media there's a meme going around where it's it's an official homefront command notice and then in the text someone changed it to say something like "don't text your ex". So Israelis are taking this pretty calmly. In Iran the people are cheering.

 

[sodaboard]

the elites don't want you to know this but if you sperg out on backwater internet forums/imageboards for long enough and hard enough all your enemies (jews, iran, pmurt, massie, etc.) will sponatenously combust it's a very well-guarded secret don't ask how i know so please be sure to shit up every thread on every website ever with how much you hate the other side

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

Couldn’t trump just use tactical nukes or something

It would do more damage then good for an operation where we want the public to take down there own government.

 

[neger psykolog]

Why not fucking bomb the Ayatollah palace at night when he’s sleeping?

World leaders almost never sleep in their palaces or residences and have dozens of other dwellings. The "palaces" are usually purely symbolic.

This has always been the case for reasons of national security and its also far more relevant in today's world with rockets/missiles/drone attacks.

 

[RA-5C Vigilante]

Couldn’t trump just use tactical nukes or something

That's more of a last resort thing. It's why if the Cold War went hot it would have been Soviets bombing airfields and invading first. When one side realized they weren't going to win, that's when the nukes fly.

 

[Queen Aleena]

Still waiting for this war that people keep saying is going to happen. Also you're dumb as fuck, Iran literally conceded after 1 goddamn day when we bombed them in 2025, 1 fucking day

They conceded in one day then proceeded to do all the same exact things that caused Israel and Israel's bitch to - oh whatever, just pretend there hasn't been an ongoing cold war with Iran for ages now.