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[The Un-Clit]

I don't believe a word of it.

Ronnie is a lying liar who lies.

If he posts a copy of the search warrant he's allegedly going to be hit with after he is, then I might believe it. Otherwise this is just another example of an attention whore lying for attention.

 

[DickMain]

I don't believe a word of it.

Ronnie is a lying liar who lies.

If he posts a copy of the search warrant he's allegedly going to be hit with after he is, then I might believe it. Otherwise this is just another example of an attention whore lying for attention.

Me either. Why would the cops just show up and go "heads up we're investigating you and we'll be back with a warrant. Just thought we'd give you a courtesy call!"

 

[a-Lager]

If only Ronald read the boy who cried wolf instead of the boy who fucked horses he could understand why nobody believes him

 

[Sandnigger]

Me either. Why would the cops just show up and go "heads up we're investigating you and we'll be back with a warrant. Just thought we'd give you a courtesy call!"

I think what he was trying to convey is that cops showed up at his house and tried to do a search of the premises without a warrant, thinking he's a retard that doesn't know his rights. And who can blame them, seeing how he acts online.

 

[SoberHeart]

Why would the cops just show up and go "heads up we're investigating you and we'll be back with a warrant. Just thought we'd give you a courtesy call!"

Cops will absolutely go to your house without a warrant to try and search it. That is probably the most believable part of his story, lol. Most cops will do whatever the fuck they want if they see your name on their desk, because wasting your time is less of a hassle for them personally than wasting the time of a county judge.

 

[DickMain]

Cops will absolutely go to your house without a warrant to try and search it. That is probably the most believable part of his story, lol. Most cops will do whatever the fuck they want if they see your name on their desk, because wasting your time is less of a hassle for them personally than wasting the time of a county judge.

That's not what I was saying. I said I find it hard to believe that they'd show up specifically to tell him "we're watching you" and that they'd be back with a warrant.

 

[SoberHeart]

I find it hard to believe that they'd show up specifically to tell him "we're watching you" and that they'd be back with a warrant

I think that part is just Ronald's autism, more than likely they showed up to confront him with the shit he's been saying online and tried to get him to allow them inside to search his house, and then relented when they legally couldn't without a warrant.

 

[Cancer ♥]

Yeah, they don't get warrants for individual rooms, Ronnie. Go do interesting things with your life instead of being a boring weiner that lies constantly

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Yeah, they don't get warrants for individual rooms, Ronnie. Go do interesting things with your life instead of being a boring weiner that lies constantly

This is incorrect. Most of the time they will have specific rooms they are allowed to search in cases like this. We've seen it in Reikita's warrent where they were specifically supposed to look in I believe 5 different rooms.

 

[SteinserGate]

I'll try to state the legitimacy of this in the simplest way possible. Ronnie is fat and rich.
Facebook archiving is a PITA because the page doesn't fully load when logged off, so I used an alt account, and everything shit the bed archive-wise for me (archive was just slow, ghost couldnt do facebook for some reason).
Some photos are off of the highlights. so they will have to capture node screenshots as an "archive".
Thanks @Tread Miller for referring me to megalodon.jp, and @Spectate for advice!

Ronnie's biological mother:

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Ronnie's grandmother he most likely mentions:

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Spoiler: Photo Source

Link

Ronnie's biological father:

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Ronnie's stepfather, Ryan Bird:
WARNING: The highlights these are sourced from include non-explicit, nude pictures of his minor daughter. Nothing illegal, but pretty fucking weird.


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LinkedIn

Spoiler: Photos' Sources

Digging into the stepfather's parents, it seems that they were at least C-suite in the some sort of developmental company based on Fast People relatives.
Didn't look into it too seriously, but worth consideration considering Ronnie's previous posts on his grandparents.
https://www.linkedin.com/company/concord-hospitality-inc/about/
https://www.corporationwiki.com/Nebraska/Lincoln/lawrence-s-bird-P5151188.aspx

Ryan seems to try to blow through the money creating retarded businesses that fail over and over.
They live on a farmland, and I guess they grow flowers that no one really cares about, and weed, free living autism.

All of these accounts interacted with little Ronnie's facebook (Ron's father likes his posts; have no idea who the Ron in the friends list is)

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While he does have a brother, he may be a minor, so I've censored his face where applicable.
First, let's do a side by side comparison with the most similar image possible, which includes the post wignat GF, although timelines don't seem to match up (2024, not 2025):


Ronnie's fat birthday cake, and Ronnie fullbody:


Ronnie as a teenager through Christmas cards, Kid Ronnie with his brother:

Spoiler: Photo Sources

 

[Drip Torch]

grow flowers that no one really cares about, and weed

More skills and income that Ronnie will ever have. TBH selling flowers at your local farmers market makes decent pocket money. I'd sell weed at the market if they would let me.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

HE'S FAT!
HE'S GREASY!

 

[Laburnum]

Why does Ronnie Jr look like a Mexican in so many of his photos? Are you sure you've not included pictures of the neighbourhood gardener by mistake?

 

[SteinserGate]

More skills and income that Ronnie will ever have. TBH selling flowers at your local farmers market makes decent pocket money. I'd sell weed at the market if they would let me.

The more you know lol, I suppose it would be lucrative if you were in one of those herbalist places. I wonder if there is some sort of thread like that here.

Why does Ronnie Jr look like a Mexican in so many of his photos? Are you sure you've not included pictures of the neighbourhood gardener by mistake?

His biological father looks like that hardcoded Latino phenotype that transcends space and time.

 

[Rango Dango]

Ronnie's fat birthday cake, and Ronnie fullbody:

...so let me get this straight
this nigga lives in a MANSION and yet he still chooses to brag to people ON THE INTERNET about made up shit

 

[BinaricHate]

Ronnie is fat and rich.

groyper pepe coded build

 

[Laburnum]

He must have been in a bad mood recently since he's been trying to cast a curse-ye-hame-ha on @WASR96:

(O/A)

Don't make fun of him you guys.

 

[a-Lager]

Savior of the white race btw

 

[SoberHeart]

Ronnie's stepfather, Ryan Bird:

Why does his stepdad have the orthodox Jew sideburn curls? The fuck?

 

[DickMain]

Ronnie's fat birthday cake, and Ronnie fullbody:

Holy shit, Ronnie, how are you so miserable and pathetic with a family home like this? You have all of the money to pursue any opportunity you could ever want for, and you waste it all on internet bullshit? Have your mommy give you another $100 to be mad on the internet Is that why you're working by the way? Momma's making you earn it since you're such an angry, hateful loser at home? What a stupid nigger.