DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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This one got me thinking- what would be the holy grail of dsp content?
Some dentractor infiltratted in the discord managing to hack through Phil's computer while the retard doesn't realize it, giving us a glimpse of what is there when not streaming (Likely a WWE champions log, gay interracial porn, and pictures of John Rambo and other
ex-associates to do seethe sessions)
And i completely disagree because he doesn't really care about being bigger, he has complete disdain for people who appreciate him, because he is a sociopath (which comes with being a consummate beggar).

Friends, parents, fat wife, fans, all mean jack shit beyond what value (usually monetary, as he is retarded and has a very limited capacity for evaluating non-tangible things) he can extract from them to consoom. He does not see any value in any human interaction whatsoever beyond what he perceives as value he can "fool out of them" in that interaction in his favor. He doesn't care about acceptance in the very least, he cares about people "forcing themselves" into his efforts to extract value from the dent he does extract value from. Its also why he's willing to burn every bridge and relationship down as soon as he figures he can't squeeze anything more out of it.

He really is parasitic and he cares about acceptance just as much as a worm cares about it's host. He's more concerned with people not letting him leech off them than those who do. He feels nothing but insatiable need to consoom.
Phil's narcissism seems to trump his greed many times. How many loyal dents he already banned or left because they triggered his pigroach rage with outbursts like the "Eat it" rant?
 
mrw Phil tries to rewrite the banana song

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Could I please get a quick rundown on "Welcome...Home.", and its context?
Imagine a physical relic granting unimaginable powers, acquired at the end of the story by combining three fragments, each locked behind a considerable challenge for the hero to overcome in his life's adventure starting with nothing from Level 1, against all imaginable odds, such as defeating the villain organization up to the highest levels of conspiracy(trolls, detractors and youtube algorithm), saving a magical princess from evil (married Khet), lastly proving courage and demonstrate personal growth (became healthy, new setup, stopped begging)in the face of fear and despair. its acquisition marks the end of an epic journey and grants the hero a wish powerful enough to end wars and restore peaceful times after long lasting conflict, It is a symbol for the forces of Good prevailing in the face of Evil, a final departure from hatred and death towards compassion and eternal harmony. That is the significance Phil assigns to each Welcome Home cycle

the issue with that is the credits roll right afterwards and the hero wakes up again at level 1 in a different timeline of the next game doing the same shit again. each cycle just turns him more and more miserable and pathetic
here is Phil describing to wings recently one of his previous Welcomes Homes, maybe one of the first ones idk.

funnily enough I wrote that first part before getting this clip and he mentions Zelda BOTW lol.
Why does he insist on pretending he doesn't know the lyrics to this retarded banana song? If you care so little that you don't even know the lyrics why have an hours' worth of crashouts about it over the last week?
although there is an element of pointing at a deer and calling it a horse Phil is doing here (unintentionally, maybe even that is giving him too much credit) which is pretty interesting, I think today's banana episode demonstrates the dissonance in simply how utterly and absolutely torn apart he is between
Not looking like a faggot who likes tasty Bananas in his mouth vs. Embracing the meme and Not seem bothered by it
he built up this nightmarish Denim wearing Banana rape-demon in his head by adding layersof lies and denial day after day w hich is crushing the walls inside his mental snort fort.
Phil watched Kino casino and realized what everyone is making fun of is him getting so triggered and acting retarded over it so he tries to course correct, he wants to let go, but just can't get comfortable with looking gay as fuck like swallowing bananas. that goes against his layers of healthy, happily married, successful family haver, pahsitive and mature adult entertainer LARP (the list could go on)

I need to make a full supercut of the recent banana saga. fuck me, I should just make a detractor clip channel atp

edit: just to illustrate my point. the look of a man getting raped by his own personal Denim banana demon in that exact moment. after struggling for his life here to escape certain ego death he survives by a snort's breadth by going back into denial mode less than 1minute later...

look at his fucking face here, after 3 or 4 days of denial and cope and seethe, he finally lets go for one moment. and this is the start of the show, he probably had planned to let it rip today
couldn't make this more poetic if I tried
 
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It is now almost March and he's still begging for sue port because he's "doing something different in 2026" by trying "new games" like Marathahn and indie titles. How late into the year can he say this and act like it's still something all new and exciting?

Also, I see we're back to begging for 100 likes for some reason. Been a while. Wonder what brought that back? Can he be gaslit into bringing back the bubble blow?




If this man ever had even a semblance of shame, it is long since dead.
 
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It is now almost March and he's still begging for sue port because he's "doing something different in 2026" by trying "new games" like Marathahn and indie titles. How late into the year can he say this and act like it's still something all new and exciting?

Also, I see we're back to begging for 100 likes for some reason. Been a while. Wonder what brought that back? Can he be gaslit into bringing back the bubble blow?
Him hovering consistently around 200 viewers may have him slightly spooked into like-begging. Noticed on a few of the chill interactive buildup sessions freshly named 'Morning Show' he'd be stalling extra long grumbling about low viewership
 
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Is he rewarding Nintendo for their shitty behavior?
edit: face of a man 2 seconds after stating he is playing his favorite mario game of all time
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Also the face of a man 2 seconds after stating he is happy. Checks out.
Jesus Phil, I thought you don't care about the FGC anymore
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Not that it matters, RawPhil will probably wipe the floor with you again despite Gief being a better matchup against Cammy

Also both streams not hitting the non existent goal (though DQ7 got to 148$) guess you are not susseful now are you?
Not a drama streamer btw.


And the cringe, douche chills 'welcome home' horseshit started way before the Asmon interview.
 
Guise, Bungie has lost their way.

First, those book smart nerds designed their multiplayer game to be played with friends, so it's been tuff for Phail, who can only play solo.

AYUND Marathon didn't hit the non-existent goal. Jaxx is going to have to dig deep tonight to make up for this.
 
I'm pretty sure I haven't heard him mention that lol. If someone has an alt on here ask him if he has updated his motherboard BIO's in the past two years lmao.
no ask him if he's updated his UEFI fag probably does not know what that is.
Since he bought a prebuilt I am certain the MB in the build is trash. No dual BIOS, auto flashback or included BIOS update thumb drive. I confess I am a "build my own rig snob" but I am familiar with every piece of hardware I buy and have a UPS to save me if the one time the power goes out every 10 years for 10 seconds happens here. I must admit that a Phail stream of him building a new rig would be entertaining because either #1-power failure and bricked board, #2-end with him damaging most of the components and then begging for how to do an RMA, #3-"Why don't they warn you not to insert RAM into the PCIE slot", #4-the magic smoke appears and he electrocutes himself live.
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Edit-Phil MUST outlive Boogie.
 
Since he bought a prebuilt I am certain the MB in the build is trash. No dual BIOS, auto flashback or included BIOS update thumb drive. I confess I am a "build my own rig snob" but I am familiar with every piece of hardware I buy and have a UPS to save me if the one time the power goes out every 10 years for 10 seconds happens here. I must admit that a Phail stream of him building a new rig would be entertaining because either #1-power failure and bricked board, #2-end with him damaging most of the components and then begging for how to do an RMA, #3-"Why don't they warn you not to insert RAM into the PCIE slot", #4-the magic smoke appears and he electrocutes himself live.
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Edit-Phil MUST outlive Boogie.
UPS's are a fucking lifesaver man I lost a few monitors and other stuff years ago when I didn't have one. People looked into his PC when he bought it and both of them had shitty as basic as possible mobos and he did absolutely zero research and just bought what he was told to buy.

People told him to just buy AMD because of the Intel issue but nope he refused to listen. I'm pretty sure he just fell for the marketing scheme live on stream when he was looking at PC's and no one else could change his mind not even Duncan.

Come on guys, this is a troll right? Surely to Christ we have not had a third banana segment
Third? we are at at least 4 or 5 now it's every single stream now.
 
he lied at some point and said he did then he accidentally showed on stream one day that he didn't. it was a while ago so unfortunately i don't have receipts

Since he bought a prebuilt I am certain the MB in the build is trash. No dual BIOS, auto flashback or included BIOS update thumb drive. I confess I am a "build my own rig snob" but I am familiar with every piece of hardware I buy and have a UPS to save me if the one time the power goes out every 10 years for 10 seconds happens here. I must admit that a Phail stream of him building a new rig would be entertaining because either #1-power failure and bricked board, #2-end with him damaging most of the components and then begging for how to do an RMA, #3-"Why don't they warn you not to insert RAM into the PCIE slot", #4-the magic smoke appears and he electrocutes himself live.
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Edit-Phil MUST outlive Boogie.

It would take Phil at least 5 motherboards. and at least 50 hours to actually be able to build it. And then once he's finally finished he does not know how to flash update the board lmao or uses the wrong updates and fucks up his board again.
 
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