DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

He's truly living the best life a beggar can ever hope for. He truly is pretty satisfied with his lot in life, he just wishes he didn't have to play games he hates and he wishes he could consume more, but otherwise his life is exactly what he wants.

I completely disagree with this, Phil’s narcissism is too strong to let him truly enjoy the niche beggar life he failed into because he desperately wants to be bigger like in the old days and to be respected

We see this slip out all the time, it’s why he leached onto the casino and asmongold, he wants to be bigger again like the glory days, but more importantly than that, we constantly see him whine about how about how he has important shit to say but nobody listens because he’s a joke online

The deeper lore nerds can bring up examples but basically anytime something happens that affects a major site or aspect of something online he goes on his prestream talking about how he’s been saying this for years or he’s he’s known about it all along but nobody will listen to him because everyone thinks he’s a clown and wah wah wah

 

[Son of Big Boss]

I wish I had a time machine to see how phil is doing in 10-15 years from now

I need to see if all my predictions come true:

- He's even more mentally challenged
- he's viewership is around 60 viewers
- Wife dies from weight issues or some disease
- Phil tries to vlog and he runs into trouble and never does it again ( he's burgerplanet but even more of a bitch ass loser)
- IRS is knocking on his door
- He moves back home and takes his parents place and gambles
- He talks so much shit to the point justin wong shit talks about on twitter
- multiple other casino style arc's from other people that fail like the rest
- He finally speaks about pandalee
- John Rambo gets interviewed on a youtube vid for a documentary style dsp roast
- Dsp podcast becomes full time and he quits games, begging 9-5 streams
- Phil comes out as gay after khets death
-Phil goes back to twitch

This is all i can think of

Oh yeah and Phil's hands give out and he retires from fighting games

 

[British Mersh]

I can't with this retard, I tuned on his stream (Raw's stream actually) and this motherfucker is bombarding me with 30 questions/minute "how do I open my backpack? is this my backpack? is there a weight limit? how do I zoom in? can you tag in this game? how do I tag? where is the map? is there a map? how do you know where to go? how do I find the Gayfield if there is no map?" The map was on "M" key. Thankfully his beggary overshadows his stupidity.

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

banana day 4 (or 5?)

full segment. you have to see it to believe it..

banana4.webm

e: tldw version

Spoiler: tldw version

IS STILL 3 MINUTESSSS
highlightsbanana.webm

The Youtube captions are now completely accurate and prove what he is saying.

When he listened to to it, he realized what he was doing was making a "in come the banana" joke, and actually remembers exactly what he was doing.

The whole point of putting "it comes in denim" was to reclaim the meme, because I guess the banana song is Phil's version of nigger and he has to take it back.

Never isn't shocking what peak narcissism looks like, where there is zero regard for anyone else having a mind of their own. You should take Phil's word over your own eyes and ears, and in fact you should take Phil's word as gospel even when he declares the opposite of what he declared 5 seconds ago.

HAHA you believe Youtube subtitles? They are always wrong. 48 hours later and Youtube subtitles prove his point.

He doesn't remember the song at all, and has to keep trying and reading the words, but also he knows every detail exactly from 6 years ago to know it's 100% "in comes the 'nana".

What a fucking lunatic.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

Why does he insist on pretending he doesn't know the lyrics to this retarded banana song? If you care so little that you don't even know the lyrics why have an hours' worth of crashouts about it over the last week?

Looks like it'll be a fun week to get caught up on reading back over this thread!

Already getting trolled in Marathon btw.

There's no escape, piggy! Squeal!

 

[Elbe]

Someone ask him if he knows what a tortoise is and why he wouldn't turn it over if he found one belly up in the desert.

Only if it was de-clawed.

 

[top10 EU in Lords Mobile]

here is a mega psychosis supercut from today's banana segment, removed funny voices and filler. i'm starting to self-pignotize myself into believing I am falling for some 200 iq rage bait rn. not even 5 minutes in between

€:

Spoiler: quick cut of phil getting felted

 

[Optimus Crime]

Why does he insist on pretending he doesn't know the lyrics to this retarded banana song? If you care so little that you don't even know the lyrics why have an hours' worth of crashouts about it over the last week?

Looks like it'll be a fun week to get caught up on reading back over this thread!

Already getting trolled in Marathon btw.


marathon troles.mov

There's no escape, piggy! Squeal!

Suffah Piggy. Ziggy Piggy. Fuck you Phail

 

[marlimar]

I love Phil's striped pajamas. He looks like he's performing in a school play about the holocaust.

 

[Windy Moors]

I love Phil's striped pajamas. He looks like he's performing in a school play about the holocaust.

That play is: The Boy Bananas in the Striped Pajamas.

 

[Pargon]

The denim banana debate is the DSP equivalent of that old Simpsons debate about Ralph Wiggum's "Oh boy, sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!". Most people will agree that it obviously means Ralph dreams of being a viking, but then one person will argue that he means he's good at sleeping and then a shitstorm debate ensues. It got to the point that even the showrunners explained it as being the first but then a writer thought it meant the second.

I had no idea this was a debate but for the sake of everyone I’ll just say that I know I’m right and I’ll shoot the first man who disagrees

 

[Samson Hydemanfinkelstein]

Why does he insist on pretending he doesn't know the lyrics to this retarded banana song? If you care so little that you don't even know the lyrics why have an hours' worth of crashouts about it over the last week?

Looks like it'll be a fun week to get caught up on reading back over this thread!

Already getting trolled in Marathon btw.


marathon troles.mov

There's no escape, piggy! Squeal!

Pretending like he doesn't remember is his way of showing that the whole thing is beneath him and not worthy of taking up space in his big brain.

But he also can't handle the narrative about him not being that everyone thinks he is a normal, amazing, super successful guy worthy of your envy.

Edit:
He is being his barely in the closet zesty self with this Marathon game.

Cartoonish ewwwww for low res cgi spiders and OoOoOoOhh when coming across loot.

Did one 10 minute run and exited the game to take a break. Top tier streamer.

 

[Telemeter]

I completely disagree with this, Phil’s narcissism is too strong to let him truly enjoy the niche beggar life he failed into because he desperately wants to be bigger like in the old days and to be respected

We see this slip out all the time, it’s why he leached onto the casino and asmongold, he wants to be bigger again like the glory days, but more importantly than that, we constantly see him whine about how about how he has important shit to say but nobody listens because he’s a joke online

The deeper lore nerds can bring up examples but basically anytime something happens that affects a major site or aspect of something online he goes on his prestream talking about how he’s been saying this for years or he’s he’s known about it all along but nobody will listen to him because everyone thinks he’s a clown and wah wah wah

And i completely disagree because he doesn't really care about being bigger, he has complete disdain for people who appreciate him, because he is a sociopath (which comes with being a consummate beggar).

Friends, parents, fat wife, fans, all mean jack shit beyond what value (usually monetary, as he is retarded and has a very limited capacity for evaluating non-tangible things) he can extract from them to consoom. He does not see any value in any human interaction whatsoever beyond what he perceives as value he can "fool out of them" in that interaction in his favor. He doesn't care about acceptance in the very least, he cares about people "forcing themselves" into his efforts to extract value from the dent he does extract value from. Its also why he's willing to burn every bridge and relationship down as soon as he figures he can't squeeze anything more out of it.

He really is parasitic and he cares about acceptance just as much as a worm cares about it's host. He's more concerned with people not letting him leech off them than those who do. He feels nothing but insatiable need to consoom.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

 

[Gruntgar The Indentured]

I wish I had a time machine to see how phil is doing in 10-15 years from now

I need to see if all my predictions come true:

- He's even more mentally challenged
- he's viewership is around 60 viewers
- Wife dies from weight issues or some disease
- Phil tries to vlog and he runs into trouble and never does it again ( he's burgerplanet but even more of a bitch ass loser)
- IRS is knocking on his door
- He moves back home and takes his parents place and gambles
- He talks so much shit to the point justin wong shit talks about on twitter
- multiple other casino style arc's from other people that fail like the rest
- He finally speaks about pandalee
- John Rambo gets interviewed on a youtube vid for a documentary style dsp roast
- Dsp podcast becomes full time and he quits games, begging 9-5 streams
- Phil comes out as gay after khets death
-Phil goes back to twitch

This is all i can think of

Oh yeah and Phil's hands give out and he retires from fighting games

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DSP Tries It.

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

Hasn't he avoided updating his intel bios for 2 years now... just a matter of time before it burns out

I'm pretty sure I haven't heard him mention that lol. If someone has an alt on here ask him if he has updated his motherboard BIO's in the past two years lmao.
no ask him if he's updated his UEFI fag probably does not know what that is.

 

[Cucktry Roads]

The banana song is the perfect example of why he is a bad streamer. He made a meme that people love. Does he embrace it? No. He throws a tantrum and crashes out.

Also, for any noticers out there lately, the trend continues.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

I'm pretty sure I haven't heard him mention that lol. If someone has an alt on here ask him if he has updated his motherboard BIO's in the past two years lmao.
no ask him if he's updated his UEFI fag probably does not know what that is.

he lied at some point and said he did then he accidentally showed on stream one day that he didn't. it was a while ago so unfortunately i don't have receipts

 

[Ayynon69]

banana day 4 (or 5?)

Here we go!
I want
Tasty
Put in my
Squeeze the peel, it in !!!
Squeeze banana!


Philip has seen this message in his chat thousands of times and probably heard/watched that clip hundreds of times but almost every time he's asked to sing it:

"Oh you want me to sing the banana song huh? Hmm I don't remember... It's been so long guys, I- hmmmm. Hang on. Ta-tasty banana? Grab the... peel and squeeze... *chris-chan sigh* guys I can't remember it at all!!"

It's legitimately one of the most pathetic "strategies" he employs. A 45yo man acting like a middle schooler. Philip is pretending he doesn't remember how to give himself a wedgie in the hopes that the school bullies will leave him alone (this time).

The whole point of putting "it comes in denim" was to reclaim the meme, because I guess the banana song is Phil's version of nigger and he has to take it back.

Yeah it doesn't make any sense logically, he's simply trying to make the bullies stop. Along the lines of "if I make the song less fun, maybe they won't ask me to sing it so much!" Truly dented and humiliating.

 

[morel style individual]

He doesn't care about acceptance in the very least, he cares about people "forcing themselves" into his efforts to extract value from the dent he does extract value from.

You can be a sociopath and still crave acceptance, as Phil does, because acceptance from others reinforces the validity of his narcissist ego. It is very obvious that it frustrates him that so many people refuse to accept that he is the most honest, kindest, funniest, most consistent, most physically fit streamer on the internet.