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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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Watching Phil struggle to figure out how to operate a Wendy's chicken tender box made me realize that Phil is less mentally developed than a 18 month old child. Phil has no sense of self and would fail the shopping cart study.
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For me it would be a Khet interview. One where she is not worried about offending Phillip, like a tell-all so not like her right now where she'd probs just run cover for her faggoty
Another idea would be an interview where an informed detractor that knows his ways of avoiding questions can really try to nail him down on some of the more egregious lies and behaviors he's had over the years. I mean we all know he'd squirm out of it but imagine like SS interview but with someone that knows how to deal with Phil.
Or a tour of the Snort Fort. Can you imagine the state of that hermit hole? The smell? We saw the Kahndo, and he was close to his parents then and I'm sure they helped him clean up. I bet that place is a hoarder nightmare.
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The coroner's report?
Phil isn't depressed, he doesn't even have the mental capacity for it. Frustration that he's not able to beg enough to consoom as much as he wants is the closest thing to depression his brain is physically capable off.
Nope. This is one of those things people can't seem to understand.
Phil is a beggar, which is a low level scam, and he's been doing it since he first started recording himself. Apart from that he has not changed at all, not one iota, since he was in middle school. He's begged his way to the 1% and he will continue to beg up until the day he dies regardless of what else happens in his life.
He's truly living the best life a beggar can ever hope for. He truly is pretty satisfied with his lot in life, he just wishes he didn't have to play games he hates and he wishes he could consume more, but otherwise his life is exactly what he wants.
He has just about as much ambition as an intestinal worm. Scratch that, parasites have more ambition than Phil as they actually reproduce.
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Someone buying the condo nextdoor and starting a detractor channel off of it.
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Could I please get a quick rundown on "Welcome...Home.", and its context?
This thread moves fast and I took a long break from KF (about a year, popped back briefly when Cobes died). It's like Foodie's thread, in that even doing highlights only can be a marathon.
I have no idea where it's from and it still cracks me up every time. Why would he say it like that? An attempt at gravitas? He just sounds special needs.
Also Khat is fat but I'd still have sex with her in the next room and interrupt his streams with "OHHHH MRS BURNELL! OHHHH MRS BURNELL! DAMN THAT PUSSY NICE!"
ETA: Thanks. So the Welcome...Home was his smug greeting to presumed new, permanent viewers who had found their way there from an Asmon (lol) stream?
Classic Phil
This thread moves fast and I took a long break from KF (about a year, popped back briefly when Cobes died). It's like Foodie's thread, in that even doing highlights only can be a marathon.
I have no idea where it's from and it still cracks me up every time. Why would he say it like that? An attempt at gravitas? He just sounds special needs.
Also Khat is fat but I'd still have sex with her in the next room and interrupt his streams with "OHHHH MRS BURNELL! OHHHH MRS BURNELL! DAMN THAT PUSSY NICE!"
ETA: Thanks. So the Welcome...Home was his smug greeting to presumed new, permanent viewers who had found their way there from an Asmon (lol) stream?
Classic Phil
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He did a stream with asmongold, Interacting with a big streamer will always give you a temporary boost in viewers, he thought that it was a permanent resurgence so the welcome home clip is his smug start to his stream the next day.
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The welcome home thing is referring to a point where DSP had extra viewers from doing an interview with Asmongold. He was trying to welcome his new viewers to the stream, but all his gin brain could come up with was to awkwardly say “welcome home” with a very pause in the middle as DSP realized how retarded he was about to sound, but was unable to stop himself.
The best part about the "Welcome... Home" clip is the nod at the end.
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I half agree with both your points. I don't think he's depressed but I don't think he's "too stupid" to be depressed or whatever cope people here post on the reg. He is a fucking narcissist. If a narcissist gets felted too much and suffers too many narcissistic injuries too quickly and can't cope with it anymore, they suffer narcissistic collapse. One of the ways narcissistic collapse can manifest is depression. One of the ways narcissists try to escape collapse is by trying to regain a feeling of control and external validation and I agree here is that Phail is just way too manic, delusional and aggressive in how he acts nowadays, he seemed more depressed and low energy when he threw those constant pity party sadboye speeches several years ago but now it's just him literally trying to rewrite reality through ranting and yelling at the camera trying to force Ws against his haters.
Regarding the second point, yeah when it comes to his physical needs he is pretty content all things considered, but again as a raging narcissist he suffers constant stress because he isn't worshipped like some Youtube gaming god, which is what he thinks he deserves. He just has too many rants and crashouts over people who are more respected than him and he can't cope with the fact that he isn't some big mover and shaker whose mere word can spell success or disaster for a game.
I would start a dent airbnb where the dents can rent the condo and go visit Phil during streams
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Phil's biggest detractor will always be the FGC. Not RawPhil, not the Casino, or anyone else. Above all else Phil wants acceptance. He desperately wanted to be part of the club when he was younger, and no one wanted him. He loves fighting games and he's terrible at them. It left a hole in his heart that can never be filled by any amount of white RGB peripherals. And worst of all is they don't even think about him. His detractors are his only friends. They know everything about him, they watch all his content, and they're always interacting with him. But the friends he really wanted don't even think about his existence. That's a wound to the soul.
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He also did it when playing GTA Remastered, which had good attendance and support for the first stream, but dropped off a cliff right after.
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Like the denim crashouts. I remember seeing someone ask why narcs lie about stupid things, tiny things that mean nothing to most, but those tiny things matter to them, and they matter a lot. It's not about the thing itself, it's about controlling the narrative. I think he came up with the "it's not denim" thing off stream and thought it would be an easy way for him to gain some kind of a W, some measure of control over the narrative. It failed, and that's why now he can't let it go. He is in some form of narcissistic collapse, that's for sure.
I think there is a part of his brain that wants more but he's too stupid and useless to act on it so he numbs it out with booze and hogans. I do think that he's largely content to just sit at home all day, every day, for years on end, but I think part of him is realizing that he's going to die some day and his life will have been wasted. Some tiny part of him must want to be better he just can't overcome his laziness and stupidity.
Doody said he was gonna do that on the one stream of his I watched before realizing he was a freak. He was referring to himself in the 3rd person, "Doody is gonna buy that condo and Doody is gonna rent it out as an AirBnB" dude is a lolcow in his own right he's just not interesting enough for anyone to care.
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It's very clear that he has mild Downs. He reminds me of that Criminal Minds UnSub that's also mentally handicapped but not enough to prevent him from being a serial killing sociopath.
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Downie faces are way too distinct and from what I know he lacks many of the facial features common among them, but he undeniably has some degree of autism or he wouldn't be as mentally trapped in his lifestyle as he is.
His autism coupled with his narcissism makes him stuck in this perpetual state of (a) making a fool of himself, (b) getting felted for it and (c) completely denying this state of affairs, repeating ad nasuseum. It's like Sisyphus getting flattened by his boulder over and over while blaming the live audience eating popcorn and clapping like seals watching him. If he really is starting to have doubts he's become good at disguising them below his "showman" persona.
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This section from yesterday's Daily Crap was absolutely insane for multiple reasons:
Moaning about Youtube fixing the chat issue, but he didn't know about it (wtf?)
Had the SLOWEST stream this year so far
BUT it was not his fault, nothing he could
BUT it's no big deal, don't worry about it
BUT let's make it up tomorrow
(FYI: he received $256 and $271 during the two streams the day before)
Guilt-tripping, mentally ill cult leader.
Moaning about Youtube fixing the chat issue, but he didn't know about it (wtf?)
Had the SLOWEST stream this year so far
BUT it was not his fault, nothing he could
BUT it's no big deal, don't worry about it
BUT let's make it up tomorrow
(FYI: he received $256 and $271 during the two streams the day before)
Guilt-tripping, mentally ill cult leader.
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You can't look at his lightbulb head and eyes and tell me that he's not at least mentally handicapped to some degree where he could fake being a human being.
I rest my case that he's not downie but he's definitely mentally handicapped.