🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 467 30.8%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 580 38.3%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 266 17.6%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 31 2.0%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 52 3.4%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 119 7.9%
  • Total voters
    1,515
WelperHelper99 said:
Joon recently put a poll up with Quartering I'm it asking what people wanted for the next video, so maybe
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He seems to be a popular option:
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Dimension Sniper said:
He seems to be a popular option:
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I wouldn't be shocked if Jer does some gay ops if that video does get made. He isn't above doing that given he loves botting subs, views, and paying money for ads like a moron. He poorly and lazily did it with metokur after all.

It'll be funny watching him cattily trying to threaten joon, or call him a liberal attacking him.
 
Dimension Sniper said:
He seems to be a popular option:
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Joon may be coming in a bit too early on this one. Jer is on the edge of a massive crashout his live show is gonna implode soon and his mental state seems to be rocky at best right now. With all the half measures hes been doing on twitter hes been stirring up a lot of shit with people that once left him alone.

Then again this might be the push to make him completely sperg out.
 
It's actually insane how low energy the card streams are.

I'm not big into those videos, but I've watched sports ones where guys are chasing after Michael Jordan rookie cards and stuff, the energy levels vs Jers is incomprehensible.

He can't seriously think he will compete with people who have been doing this on youtube for years at this point with 1000x more energy and genuine interest in the product.

Was his level of effort/production ever acceptable? Maybe years ago before he got banned and opening packs online was more of a novelty than some oversaturated market? From the little I have seen, there's no way he could ever compete with anyone who has been doing this regularly since the pandemic.
 
Carl's Jr said:
Joon may be coming in a bit too early on this one. Jer is on the edge of a massive crashout his live show is gonna implode soon and his mental state seems to be rocky at best right now. With all the half measures hes been doing on twitter hes been stirring up a lot of shit with people that once left him alone.

Then again this might be the push to make him completely sperg out.
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These moments are the best if you've been following waiting for the ship to capsize. All the pressure and attention on Jer plus the attacking side being more favorable will lead to the best comedic crash outs. We are right there now and man is it great.
 
returnofthemacandcheese said:
JER THE PEAR
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IMAGINE BEING THIS RAPED
SHOW ME THE RECEIPTS GERMY SCAMBLY
WE KNOW YOU POCKETED THE TOYS FOR TOTS MONEY YOU ALBINO JEET
KARMA IS PENDING
KIWI FARMS DEMANDS TRIBUTE

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Tell mr cross around his neck that if he read the Bible there is a punishment for thieves and other stuff. Depending on the circumstances you could pay 2 to 4 to 7 times for something. Jesus might have been crucified with two thieves next to Him, with one accepting Him as the Messiah, but He still let them hang there for their sins- their crimes.
Whatever fat blossom and his wife has absconded with (for some reason I no longer hold her guiltless) he has to pay back WITH INTEREST. HE HAS ALMOST A MILLION IN THE RUMBLE BANK.
Anyone got a clean version of that image of water coming out of a pipe and a starving dude getting drops and then the fat ass on the right getting almost all of it? He's becoming like that.
YOU CAN'T TRADE PRINTED CARDBOARD AND RC CARS TO GET YOU OUT OF HELL FOR REJECTING CHRIST, YOU BLOATED ZEPPELIN MADE IN TEL AVIV! 💢 And damn it, I hold his co host squad responsible too. They take money from him without confronting him about crimes like this and just make funny faces. MAKE SOME FUNNY FACES WHEN YOU GET THE LAVA BATH LATER, BITCHES.
 
trolol said:
Was his level of effort/production ever acceptable?
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Not really. He really only had the advantage of immediately gunning for the newest events, spamming that shit as hard as he could, paid his way to the top IMO, and also avoided getting banned. He hasn't changed since he scammed boomers into thinking he knew tech and bullshitted his tech channel's value.

As for his Christgrift, the fact he can't even fucking read the comic version of the Bible, not even listen to it in audiobook form is damning enough, let alone that he used a dead man to pretend his sex pest ass cared for salvation is telling.

Honestly believe the only reason he didn't go the Collider route or breadtube is because his sex pest nature closed those off to him.
 
trolol said:
It's actually insane how low energy the card streams are.

I'm not big into those videos, but I've watched sports ones where guys are chasing after Michael Jordan rookie cards and stuff, the energy levels vs Jers is incomprehensible.

He can't seriously think he will compete with people who have been doing this on youtube for years at this point with 1000x more energy and genuine interest in the product.

Was his level of effort/production ever acceptable? Maybe years ago before he got banned and opening packs online was more of a novelty than some oversaturated market? From the little I have seen, there's no way he could ever compete with anyone who has been doing this regularly since the pandemic.
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Jeremy isn't physically or mentally CAPABLE of making anything other than low energy slop at this point. Think about it. This guy has spent the last decade on a cocktail of booze, pills and SSRIs pumping out the same 5 clickbait videos a day, paying for ads for views and watching graph line go up and down and trying to keep the ship from capsizing. There's a reason he looks like shit and has huge bags under his eyes. For years he's done nothing but make the same videos saying the same shit, making the same points and regurgitating the same arguments and spending the rest of his time drinking and doomscrolling twitter. I think he lost any ability to change or improve years ago and now it's a daily struggle to even manage to do what he is doing. In the most recent Estrocast you could tell his UH and UM moments are getting worse, the guy can barely put a fucking sentence together because he's so burned out and pillbrained. He's barely functioning and it's just going to get worse. Every day for him is a fight to get his 5 videos out and try and think of mundane shit to say on a livestream, not because he wants to, he HAS to or he won't be able to keep his head above water financially
 
Did Hambo just reveal his tax write off grift? Is he going to try and use the receipts from purchases he charged back to write off on his tax returns and then sell off the 2 cent cards for profit?
Could it be the "genius businessman" may be ordering from loads of different sellers hoping there's no tracked postage - claiming no delivery & charging back in an attempt at free cards, tax write off and free profits. Surely this won't work... but he's a fucking dumbass so wouldn't put it past him
 
trolol said:
It's actually insane how low energy the card streams are.

I'm not big into those videos, but I've watched sports ones where guys are chasing after Michael Jordan rookie cards and stuff, the energy levels vs Jers is incomprehensible.

He can't seriously think he will compete with people who have been doing this on youtube for years at this point with 1000x more energy and genuine interest in the product.

Was his level of effort/production ever acceptable? Maybe years ago before he got banned and opening packs online was more of a novelty than some oversaturated market? From the little I have seen, there's no way he could ever compete with anyone who has been doing this regularly since the pandemic.
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He's so shit it makes me wonder why he shows up on camera. Would Estrocast be any worse without him? Why not just outsource the entire channel to people who can actually pretend to give a fuck?
 
trolol said:
It's actually insane how low energy the card streams are.

I'm not big into those videos, but I've watched sports ones where guys are chasing after Michael Jordan rookie cards and stuff, the energy levels vs Jers is incomprehensible.

He can't seriously think he will compete with people who have been doing this on youtube for years at this point with 1000x more energy and genuine interest in the product.

Was his level of effort/production ever acceptable? Maybe years ago before he got banned and opening packs online was more of a novelty than some oversaturated market? From the little I have seen, there's no way he could ever compete with anyone who has been doing this regularly since the pandemic.
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The fact that he can't get a camera properly placed and focused is just so funny to me. He could have a setup that allowed him to quickly price check cards with just a phone as well and you know he watches openings that do this but nope that is too much for him.

If you are going to be doing pack openings and lack knowledge and energy you need to have a very good visual experience at least otherwise no one will bother to watch past one video unless you pay them.
 
Kakkerum420 said:
That's really fitting, it took a while in the oven but now people are starting to smell the cooking and getting hungrier and hungrier.
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You might have to ask the people around Auschwitz. The smell of burning shit is a bit off putting.
shekelshoah666 said:
He could have a setup that allowed him to quickly price check cards with just a phone as well
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He could even 3d print the equipment to do it, but taking 2 steps to get to printer is too much effort. I'm surprised when they cleaned out the room they didn't find his bed under all that shit.
 
Wraithdolf the White said:
Anyone got a clean version of that image of water coming out of a pipe and a starving dude getting drops and then the fat ass on the right getting almost all of it? He's becoming like that.
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Sorry I only have this version
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Spooky Dogwood said:
He's so shit it makes me wonder why he shows up on camera. Would Estrocast be any worse without him? Why not just outsource the entire channel to people who can actually pretend to give a fuck?
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That's the best part. He's the worst person on his own livestream. He derails any attempt to stay on topic with bullshit segments about his personal life that are of no interest to anyone but the haters. I imagine if the show was just Hannah, Mel, and Luke it would be at least twice as watchable to the average Rumble front page dent. Jeremy just can't stop though. In his mind he's an internet personality and telling stories about the snow tires on his truck or planting avocado trees in his basement for 30 minutes every livestream is what people show up for. At one point he actually had a fan base that was somewhat invested in him as a personality and he streamed infrequently, so people would tune in to this shit once or twice a month just to banter with him in chat and listen to him yap about his personal life. Those days are long gone though, he burned off all those people when he went full tilt with the grift last year and was begging for money 10 different ways at the same time then telling everyone who complained to eat shit. So they all left. This is reflected in his superchat numbers. If you watch some of his old livestreams the superchats are rolling in all show.

Now his audience is mostly confused boomers who wondered into the live show because they are sitting home all day collecting disability checks and will watch whatever slop is on the Rumble front page. They have no money to buy the coffee, sub to his Discord, or superchat even if they wanted to.

QuarteringLive superchat stats: Average $32 per show and steadily declining.
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Jeremy Hambly channel superchat stats: Average $95 per show.
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This channel was formally "Quartercast" where he streamed his show from until around July of last year.
 
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