DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
Do Not Touch Me Pls said:
Wait what!?

I never heard of this before.

Are there any sources about it?
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https://web.archive.org/web/20041009164646fw_/http://www.top-haters.com/main.htm

Fortunately way back machine has archived his retardation. You can see such highlights as BBC porn on the disclaimer tab(GAY), recruitment posters for the hate army that never existed, and his hot takes like WC3 and counter strike are shit games or why he would never fuck a hot cosplay girl. (Spoiler its because hot cosplay girls are beneath his dignity BECAUSE HES GAY)
 
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shekelshoah666 said:
Agent Declaude is never going to let DSP go on vacation as long as he lives as revenge for what DSP did to him.

"Jasper runs under the bed when someone else comes in!" isn't that a good thing for someone who is just stopping by the fill water and food so they don't have to worry about Jasper running out the door or something? DSP talking about Jasper is just so fucking stupid man he is the worst pet owner.
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strandedcastaway said:
His "authentic East Coast style Italian" larp and "I can't take a vacation because I'm a good pet parent" both show how much of a retarded shut-in Phil. He thinks he sounds normal saying that shit but he just comes off as deranged.
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Listen I love my cat, I loved my dog (RIP now) but I would never let them run my life to the extent Phil does.
You have no one who can bond with Jasper? That just tells me he has no friends who come over, and neither does Khet.
You can't leave Jasper alone for a week? Why let this cat run your life?

But the truth of the matter is, he will not - NAY cannot go on a vacation.
Don't let him fool you, he says he can go on a vacation any time financially - this is a lie.

He was throwing a fit over his internet going down for potentially a weekend. That was two days of streaming. You honestly believe he can pick up, travel OUT OF COUNTRY for up to a week? No. I don't believe his lie at all. A week of not streaming? Not happening. A week of not making money? Not happening. And honestly, I was there at a time. When I wasn't making as much money as I do now, going on vacation was out of the question. Luckily, I got myself into a position where I can go anywhere I want and not sweat missing a week or two off.

Jasper is his scapegoat. I don't doubt Jasper is neurotic; he sounds like a shit cat. But not parting from him for a week or less, or more, is Phil's decision. He can snort his nostrils, stamp his feet and use all five words in his vocabulary to make fun of people, but ultimately it's down to his inability to stop working, his financial and laziness.
 
If he likes Jollibee this nigga is more of a West Coast faggot than I expected, I literally have never seen a non-Filipino eat that.
Also ALL AMERICAN PIZZA IS AUTHENTIC EAST COAST PIZZA, HOW IS IT AMERICANIZED
 
strandedcastaway said:
"I can't take a vacation because I'm a good pet parent" both show how much of a retarded shut-in Phil. He thinks he sounds normal saying that shit but he just comes off as deranged.
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It's double stupid because even the most socially isolated could get a highly rated Pet Sitter to come by and play with Jasper for a bit if he's that worried about him getting lonely.
Most people I know with cats just limit their vacations to a few days and go by car, and set an auto-feeder, or leave out an extra amount of food and water.
 
frickmaxxing said:
I immediately thought the whole banana song was really about a penis. That's why it "cums in denim".
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It is. LTG's penis. Maybe Phail named his mouth 'denim' and that's why he's fighting tooth and nail.
woc_krava said:
But my favourite comment from DSP tries it was something along the lines of "This is extremely salty, I can already smell the massive amounts of salt". Salt is odourless.
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He was talking about being able to smell himself. The salty bitch that he is.
LongJohnSilvers said:
can we refer to this arc as banana gate?
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EmpGulcasa said:
Him not understanding how a fast food box works may be my favourite thing this year.
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It just helps reinforce my theory his parents paid for him to be named valedictorian.
 
Gee Willows Wilson! said:
You can't leave Jasper alone for a week?
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Phil and Kat picking up Jasper from a pet-sitter.
 
Man, Phil got a lot of money today. I'm really felted.

Anyways, interesting thing I found about many of the people that supported today. (The YT chat tool has been working the last few days).

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Gee Willows Wilson! said:
I'm so fucking tired of his Italian larp
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Authentic Italian food like East Coast style American pizza, d00d. He's just so desperate to be a part of something, some group, or to have some sort of credibility or respect. Anything but actually earning that respect.
Gee Willows Wilson! said:
But not parting from him for a week or less, or more, is Phil's decision.
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A decision he made when he got married. Someone cat-sat for his not-actual-human-son Jasper. Now he also has the menagerie now, but still he can afford a sitter he's not poor right? RIGHT?! It's all beside the point though, we all know he's just using it as an excuse to not leave the house because he can't afford it and he's afraid. It has nothing to do with Jasper. Phil is a narcissist, he doesn't give a shit about other people or animals if they come between him and what he wants. He loves Jasper for Jasper's ability to make Phil feel better about himself. Unconditional love, the animals don't care what a whiney, weak, lying scumbag faggot he is they still show him affection. If he really wanted to leave he would.

eta - I looked it up and that "long trip" to Trader Joe's is 22 minutes from the Snort Fort.
 
Give me all your top hats like Goku was about to release a spirit energy bomb: fuck Connecticut it's a faggot state full of the afterbirth faggot trash who couldn't afford or hack it in New York or New Jersey and the only people on par with the smug fucking faggots from that tax haven speck of shit nugget state are Minnesotans and Hawaiians.
 
I was just fucking around in the epstein files and the first dsp result I found has to do with chargebacks. :story:
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Banana shows up 336 times. Denim shows up 97 times. Dsp shows up 93 times.
 
Dr Pavel I'm CIA said:
That's why I'd love him going on a vacation to Italy and act like Italian pizza isn't authentic cause the crust is all thin and there's no gravy at the side.
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*Obligatory Paulie Walnuts in Italy asking for spaghetti and tomato sauce while dining with italian mobsters reference*

I legit would love Phil going to Italy because I can imagine him having Domino's Pizza in Italy and having a massive crash-out when people laugh at him and call him a retard, saying how Domino's in Italy is actual 👁️talian cuisine since it's made in Italy by locals.
 
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