DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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    Votes: 183 82.4%
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Could Phil's overreaction and subsequent meltdowns be caused by a deep shame he feels, because the banana song inadvertently revealed his kink?
Speaking of it, I wonder if his tendency to choose Blanka or Zangief in SF would had been inadverdently revealed it much earlier as well. Has he used any Blanka or Zangief costumes with denim? I don't remember

Anyways he's fucking lost his shit by making a non-deal like that into a massive crashout.
 
Anyways he's fucking lost his shit by making a non-deal like that into a massive crashout.
The lolcow gene got him again. All he really had to say was he was thinking up words for the song on the fly but it didnt end up going anywhere and literally no one would care. Being defensive about it for years and trying to control the narrative around it made it a way bigger deal than it ever would have been if he just admitted it was a silly song that made no sense from the start.
 
I still think the reason we've had him uttering "Mo-Wife" for so long is because Linda's there living with them. I think marrying Kat was in part a way to try and keep his mother at a distance. Linda quickly realized Kat's an actual fucking potato who can barely look after herself nevermind her mongoloid son, touched down to pay her son a "visit" and refused to leave.
But how would she come to that realization? Phil's parents haven't visited his house in years, since the Panda Lee days when he brought them over, made them stay in a hotel between chore sessions. I bet we know more about Phil's recent life than his parents do. I also think the Snortfort would be in better shape if there was an actual adult there, even if said adult is Linda. I don't think she'd let Phil live in squalor with half the appliances in his house not working, not to mention she'd have spent literal years away from her husband at this rate. If nothing else, I think she'd insist he fly out to help out with everything broken around the house. I also think it would have been mentioned in the DM leaks. While I think Phil ultimately ended up lying about a lot of what he was claiming, he was pretty honest in the beginning and I think he would have let it slip if Linda was there.

I also don't think there was ever any struggle for Phil to keep his mother at a distance, forcing a Khet marriage. I'd wager Phil has spent more time in CT than his parents have spent in Seattle, which for a massive hermit like Phil who was only gone to CT once (maybe twice) in the last 10+ years, that's really saying something. Hell, I don't even know if his parents have ever stayed overnight at the snortfort. Short of one of them moving to another continent, it's hard to imagine them being further apart.
 
Nigger what. You can't be serious.

Ok if people don't get it, you're supposed to COMPLETELY OPEN THE NUGGET BOX, LIKE FOLD THE TOP FLAP BACK COMPLETELY and then put the sauce container in the same hole (basically it goes in the opposite way Phil put it).

Then the sauce container is facing up/open and the nuggets can be accessed easily.

Like this you retard speds:
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All the retards perpetuating "phillip is a master manipulator, he's secretly a genius" are eternally BTFO at this point.

A 72 IQ North American Pavement Ape (pictured above), hardly more sophisticated since his emergence from the jungle and introduction to civilization, has expertly intuited a way to dip his chicken tendie without spilling sauce all over his car like a fucking retard. Philip would need to read a guide, watch 3 walkthrough videos, and get handheld in chat by Darziack to achieve this.

After all the humiliation by LTG, can Philip's fragile ego even handle getting dunked on by another individual with PBC (Peanut Butter Complexion)???
 
Speaking of it, I wonder if his tendency to choose Blanka or Zangief in SF would had been inadverdently revealed it much earlier as well. Has he used any Blanka or Zangief costumes with denim? I don't remember

Anyways he's fucking lost his shit by making a non-deal like that into a massive crashout.
Phil has been very obviously gay from day one. Back in the FFC days there were rumors of people catching him watching BBC or tranny porn, he 'jokingly' made sexual passes at his male friends, and he used to host pictured of solo naked black dudes on his own website (in the dial up internet days which meant he spent time torrenting BBC porn folders or worse, spent 30 minutes watching his screen slowly load GAY PORN)

Its really quite shocking it took so long for everyone to accept hes a big fat homo.

Could Phil's overreaction and subsequent meltdowns be caused by a deep shame he feels, because the banana song inadvertently revealed his kink?
Hes done way gayer shit than this and never went back and defended it. My guess is this is a result of him thinking he could score a win on detractors by pretending they misquoted him for years. Rewatch his deboonking the video. Its a classic 'this is how you dont act moment'. With a shit eatting grin; "I dont remember this HAHA, wait... HUH... DENIM? Did I say that?! HUH? Wait... NO I never said that! I just completly blew your mind! DEBOONKED" He had this all scripted out and thought it was a slam dunk, then chat called him a fat retard and he crashed out.
 
You guys are sperging over a banana song I've never heard and never will. I'm sperging over the theory that phil not only killed T but Henry Epstein as well after he kicked his ass out of Sons of Smackdown in WWE Champions!
His repeated use of Henry Epstein is one of the few rare things DSP has done that makes me laugh. He's so chronically disinterested in anything that isn't himself that even the most repeated name in the current time flies in one ear and out the other. That and "Haaaaalp"
 
And I really wonder what he thinks owning and running a restaurant entails. Laziest fuck on the planet thinks he can run a business that people with experience fail at 90% of the time. He is afraid of people for fucks sake.
 
This front declawing thing is another niggle of mine. Phil, you fucking retard. When they declaw a cat, its ONLY the front claws! Thats what a cat uses to scratch. They dont tear up your furniture with the back claws so its not a thing they will do unless medically needed (in the US). #rant over.

Hearing that story again for the 80th time has driven me to madness.
 
Phil has been very obviously gay from day one. Back in the FFC days there were rumors of people catching him watching BBC or tranny porn, he 'jokingly' made sexual passes at his male friends, and he used to host pictured of solo naked black dudes on his own website (in the dial up internet days which meant he spent time torrenting BBC porn folders or worse, spent 30 minutes watching his screen slowly load GAY PORN)

Its really quite shocking it took so long for everyone to accept hes a big fat homo.
Wait what!?

I never heard of this before.

Are there any sources about it?
 
Agent Declaude is never going to let DSP go on vacation as long as he lives as revenge for what DSP did to him.

"Jasper runs under the bed when someone else comes in!" isn't that a good thing for someone who is just stopping by the fill water and food so they don't have to worry about Jasper running out the door or something? DSP talking about Jasper is just so fucking stupid man he is the worst pet owner.
 
Wait what!?

I never heard of this before.

Are there any sources about it?
Not too long ago, I think someone here posted a clip from an OLD video of his where he says he "accidentally" left BBC porn on his laptop and everybody saw it in the hotel room at some tournament and just laughed it off like TUHUHUHUHUH. Clearly he'd lie through his fucking teeth to minimize any possibility of genuine faggotry but I'm sure word spread and he got a lot of side-eyes that weekend.

Hopefully I'm not screwing up the story too much but to my recollection, that's what happened.
 
Wait what!?

I never heard of this before.

Are there any sources about it?
Not too long ago, I think someone here posted a clip from an OLD video of his where he says he "accidentally" left BBC porn on his laptop and everybody saw it in the hotel room at some tournament and just laughed it off like TUHUHUHUHUH. Clearly he'd lie through his fucking teeth to minimize any possibility of genuine faggotry but I'm sure word spread and he got a lot of side-eyes that weekend.

Hopefully I'm not screwing up the story too much but to my recollection, that's what happened.


It's no wonder why Phil brings up LTG every day
 
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