DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[strandedcastaway]

SHHHH

Don't let Phail know about the SUPER SECRET detractor discord.

Haha it's yellow like the banana song he's so fixated on.

 

[Minister of the Interior]

I saw exactly a single post of people saying they could get him for duplicate content, which I honestly don't even think is real thing because plenty of streamers leave their archived streams up while also making edited videos. Either way I saw that post and knew Phil was going to freak out and think the world was out to get him again.

He doesn't think about detractors, though. They have no power over him.

 

[top10 EU in Lords Mobile]

nah fam..
get the fuck out of here. this man belongs in a straitjacket fr. what am I even watching ??.

I am starting to realize, I am the felted one in this interaction rn

€: fixed the upload, I think? sorry, I'm new and haven't posted in a forum since like 2012

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

2026-02-23 21-10-36.mp4

nah fam..
get the fuck out of here. this man belongs in a straitjacket fr. what am I even watching ??.

I am starting to realize, I am the felted one in this interaction rn

>they made it up
is he still deying that that was the context???

 

[strandedcastaway]

If this detractor discord is a normal yellow bus, that must mean that phil's secret discord is the short bus then.

That's the joke brother, he's too dumb to say "short bus" instead of "yellow bus".

 

[shekelshoah666]

God dam he is mental as fuck today

 

[PenskeMaterial]

Someone call Linda Burnell and tell her to come pick up her son. He's having another one of his episodes.

 

[fresh pair of socks]

That's the joke brother, he's too dumb to say "short bus" instead of "yellow bus".

Phail rode the short bus to school, and Linda told him it was the bus for "special" smart boys.

 

[Optimus Crime]

Holy mother of crash outs, dentractor sistahs, we eating good tonight

This nigger doesn't have a superego strong enough to pull back his imp of the perverse. A true spiritual nigger. Then he told us to go get a job. I'm literally gonna Frank Hassle his ass (in minecraft)

 

[David Dent]

 

[Negative Toxic Loser]

Since there is a flying monkey that'll get this message back to Dave, I guess:

Hey Phil, it's me, OIC. I will be breaking into your home within the next 2 weeks to sniff your socks and to return the pink slime mold to Jasper kitties bowl. See you soon, love you lots.

P.S. Check your mailbox for a nice juicy tip.

 

[Ardath]

The whole podcast today is detractor whining / "I am alive so therefore I win" fest.

 

[Pargon]

He's complaining about Nintendo fanboys buying everything Nintendo puts out (including Amiibos in the big 2026). Coming from the guy that bought TWO Switch 2s on release, the two major Nintendo titles that have released on it since, every major Nintendo release including the modern slop Pokemon games, and within the last two months alone an overpriced Nintendo Lego set and the Virtual Boy peripheral.

You know that mf woulda been all over that Nintendo Labo shit, but he didn’t figure out how quadrilaterals worked until he started playing with legos

 

[Son of Big Boss]

The whole podcast today is detractor whining / "I am alive so therefore I win" fest.

I don't think "I still exist, so the detractors lost" is the win you think it is, Dave.

 

[GibMoneyPls]

I don't think "I still exist, so the detractors lost" is the win you think it is, Dave.

"I'M MADE!"

Watch out everyone! He's gonna have us wacked!!

 

[johnkimble123]

Phil thinks the more he talks the smarter he sounds, when we all know it's the complete opposite
Dude asking for deflationary pricing, says nobody can get a full-time job since Kat is still junior jeans folder, and crashes out about just about everything else

 

[Julia Chang]

Robust morning show, king, very different experience from the Level 1 Pahdkast. Absolutely insane prestream once again.

I believe I am getting sick so my tolerance level for Phil has gone down significantly, so I just want to say this "It comes in denim" debacle is the stupidest faggiest hill for him to die on. Like who fucking cares, it's the handcart thing all over again except it's almost worse since there's just so much footage of him saying "comes in denim". Detractors aren't flocking to it because they're deranged losers they're doing it because you're bizarrely defensive about the whole thing. If you didn't seem to care, like you frequently claim when it comes to detractor shit, then they wouldn't either, but you literally cannot help yourself. It time rope, Phil.

 

[morel style individual]

I wonder if grok could make a video compilation of every DarkSydePhil cope laugh. I wonder how long that video would be.

 

[johnkimble123]

I believe I am getting sick so my tolerance level for Phil has gone down significantly

He wants so badly to be seen as a victim but also taken seriously as a streamer, when he has neither
IF anything bad ever happened to him, we'd know about it because he crashes out about literally nothing burgers, including when actual burgers aren't available on Doordash

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

The whole "I'm still here" spiel smells like that one clown in the group of friends who doesn't realise no one else likes him, everyone shits on him and wants him to leave, except this is a 43 year old man(allegedly).

If you think about it, this shit has been happening his whole life. Phil is THE GUY, that everybody wants to fuck off, but he cannot understand it and now he is so twisted in his flat head, he thinks it's a win.

Pathetic