DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

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Fuckyoudad said:
Resident Evil has remained locked into this similar/fairly simplistic formula since RE4. It gave up on a heavy of load puzzle solving and resource management a long time ago. He knows a high volume of autists love the series and turn out to see him stumble through them dumb as fuck plotlines be damned. They didn't market this one with a giant milf either so he probably feels safe from lecherous japanese design-style titties. I think if every big release played just lke it he'd be slightly less miserable going through modern vidya.
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RE2 Remake and RE7 were pretty damn good at resource management and puzzle solving, tbh. They were the first games in a long time that gave me the same feelings i got from the original PS1 trilogy.

Now unfortunately we are going back to another "action" phase of the franchise.
 
He's complaining about Nintendo fanboys buying everything Nintendo puts out (including Amiibos in the big 2026). Coming from the guy that bought TWO Switch 2s on release, the two major Nintendo titles that have released on it since, every major Nintendo release including the modern slop Pokemon games, and within the last two months alone an overpriced Nintendo Lego set and the Virtual Boy peripheral.
 
Fridge Raider said:
I hadn't really thought about it but it is pretty rare that he talks about how long games take him even though it's a common point against him. Might be one of those things he knows isn't changing so he ignores it, like him not being entertaining (he never talks about that either). Also, if a game is hitting the goal it really is in his best interest to keep it going with his current whale out model because there's so few games the tards will pay him for. If he was even remotely entertaining he could get new viewers putting out content with the week 1 rush of a new game, but he isn't, and he's also slow so even if he dedicated himself to a singular game it would take him at least twice as long to get through it.
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In the same way hes proud of shitting out the most (low to zero quality) videos on youtube if he can make any claim to fame he will. If he WAS still beating games record time it would be a point of pride. I think deep down he recognizes that the market is now saturated, games have largely moved away from button mashers, and hes too retarded to beat any of the autistic speed runners out there, so of course hes pivoted to meaningful verity khantent. Hell even baby game nintendo made kirby dark souls that was unbeatable.
 
Son of Big Boss said:
RE2 Remake and RE7 were pretty damn good at resource management and puzzle solving, tbh. They were the first games in a long time that gave me the same feelings i got from the original PS1 trilogy.

Now unfortunately we are going back to another "action" phase of the franchise.
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I'm just one of those bitter old fags who prefers the OG games. I wasn't that impressed with any of the remakes although playing Silent Hill 2 remake last year did give me more of an appreciation for RE2R since in comparison to that bloated piece of shit it's a tightly focused replayable experience that actually knows how to pace itself.
 
Pargon said:
It’s hilarious because it’s one of a thousand aspects of his content that in his hands were just doomed to languish and decay as LPing grew as an entertainment form. His P5 playthrough (469 videos btw, kys Phil) took almost 1.5 years. Over 500 days to beat a game that had full runs posted within 72 hours that it was dropped.

Who’s he beating to the punch with that kind of schedule? Stephen Hawking? Stevie Wonder? His own dead grandmother (and she’s dead!)??????
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One and a half years. Fuck me, my most recent Europa Barbarorum campaign took 1/3 as long and that's saying something btw.
 
Fuckyoudad said:
I'm just one of those bitter old fags who prefers the OG games. I wasn't that impressed with any of the remakes although playing Silent Hill 2 remake last year did give me more of an appreciation for RE2R since in comparison to that bloated piece of shit it's a tightly focused replayable experience that actually knows how to pace itself.
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RE2R was such a breath of freah air
On the first playthrough, you feel the pressure, the shocks are great and the action is visceral

Second playthrough keeps up the pressure but now you have a shotgun (if you're a fag like me that likes playing as a hot sexy bitch in third person the first time)

Third playthrough and beyond is where the gameplay really ramps up. After 80 hours and twenty playthoughs, you then get fucked in the ass playing as Hunk

Meanwhile Mr Videogames over there only plays these types of games once, never truly appreciating their depth. Fucking nigger Phil, you subhuman slav
Never change you mong
 
DSP Life Stats:
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Credit @Serf 'n' TERF

The future of DSPGaming:
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Credit @Derich 2nd of coomland
 
It's the end of an era on DSPGaming.

Phail will no longer leave his Live streams up after he finishes streaming. Why? Because his flying monkeys caught wind of a plot by the dirty detractors, who were apparently planning to mass report the channel for re-uploading identical content.

Phail stays on Level 1.
 
my favorite thing recently have been the muted snorts. he actually makes an effort to move his right arm and press a mute button, while still going through the full visual animation of ejecting phlegm into his mouth and gulping it down. usually for the first 15-60 minutes of a snortcast/snorting show. today he just lets it rip full hog from the start. immediately addressing denim bananas. buckle up homies, it's another day of full blown psychosis
 
UncleTusky said:
Connectikhando has been sold again:
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(ETA) Meanwhile it was only worth about $60k when he filed begruptcy (Connectikhando value is on page 10, he might have been sloppy but there was no reason for him to lie - the mortgage was considered settled because he surrendered the property, no matter how underwater it was):
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$120k in appreciation, could have all been his if he weren't a retard with money.
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Don't forget that the estimate he used for his current house was also on the low end too and didn't make sense for his area...
 
top10 EU in Lords Mobile said:
my favorite thing recently have been the muted snorts. he actually makes an effort to move his right arm and press a mute button, while still going through the full visual animation of ejecting phlegm into his mouth and gulping it down. usually for the first 15-60 minutes of a snortcast/snorting show. today he just lets it rip full hog from the start. immediately addressing denim bananas. buckle up homies, it's another day of full blown psychosis
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I find the silent snorts hilarious. Specially because the lip smacking follows the snort, we just didn't realize it for years because the snort stole the spotlight.

Now he looks like he's bobbing his head like a chicken, then a loud lip smack.

It makes me laugh every time, it makes him look even more like an alien.
 
Telemeter said:
I find the silent snorts hilarious. Specially because the lip smacking follows the snort, we just didn't realize it for years because the snort stole the spotlight.

Now he looks like he's bobbing his head like a chicken, then a loud lip smack.

It makes me laugh every time, it makes him look even more like an alien.
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I noticed it too: most of the time he unmutes right before the lip smack. actual comedy gold
 
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