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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Folgers Can said:
he, like Ralph but unlike Rekieta, exudes some semblance of the masculinity and dominance
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Masculinity and dominance? Are you serious?
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This timid, meek, effeminate little midget is ‘masculine and dominant’ to you?
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Only when safely behind a screen. Irl he’s the exact opposite.
 
Spergichu said:
I don't know how anyone could posibly see Ralph or Rekieta as an upgrade, even ostensibly. Then again, you have to be a huge fucking retard to date a pornstar so this might actually work for her.
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BPD mania and crack mania be doin' wild things.
 
HackerX said:
I mentioned this in an earlier post, that Ralph is aware of things but does not care because his West Memphis white trash X nigger brain doesn't comprehend abstract thought. Ralph's feeble mind, largely due to faulty genetics, drug abuse, and a poor upbringing, is incapable of perceiving the slightest possibility of facing negative reprocrussions which may affect him in the future. Doesn't matter if they're near-certain or damn near guaranteed. If he's not dealing with negative consequences (really, this extends beyond negative consequences but w/e) at that very moment, the concept that they might and/or will happen doesn't exist in his head.

TBH, it's legitimately one of my many favorite things about Raloh because never fails to sulk, cope, and seethe whenever he's ultimately forced to confront those self-incflicted negative reprocrussions. Especially when it's over something that he's either been giddily babbling about while everyone somehow, miraculously even, predicts the future almost verbatim (like the Scarlett era), OR when it's from an impulsively retarded thing he did because he let his womanly BPD emotions overwhelm his self-control.

The former because it's yet another documented example of da gaylogs gayloggin' him via providing helpful advice, and the latter because well duh. Regardless of which, it leads to Ralph reminiscing over the many, many decisions and/or actions that have led to him ruining his life so utterly, completely, and irreparably.
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So you are saying he knows what is what but he don’t know what is what. He just struts.
 
Um... said:
Is it cheaper than what he has now?
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We must be following different EORs, the Ethan I know has friends in every town and village from Tejauna to Panama, he speaks a dozen languages, knows every local custom, he'll blend in, disappear, you'll never dox him again. Oaxaca City is pretty expensive but in the surrounding area here has high speed Internet, cheaper than $400usd rent, and numerous dogs that he can adopt (to replace his beloved pooch that died in a kennel all alone while he was riding his former horse in cuba). The Ethan I know would never get mugged by some short brown bish, he is at least 5'11 and would stomp
 
Um... said:
Masculinity and dominance? Are you serious?
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This timid, meek, effeminate little midget is ‘masculine and dominant’ to you?
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Only when safely behind a screen. Irl he’s the exact opposite.
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Hence the "some semblance" part, since the Ralphamale persona he portrays above the double-chin on that tiny one-sixth of the screen is all that Scarlett and her target audience (Matt) will ever see, which is at least a slight competitive edge over Rekieta, who no longer bothers with even pretending to be anything other than a woman trapped in a faggot's body.

Whether she'd be in for a rude awakening when seeing (or god forbid smelling) piggy IRL is beside the point when the closest she'll ever get to setting foot in Mexico is her biweekly stroll to grab a Baja Blast at Taco Bell just so she can tell her mother and any future conservatorship petitioner that she gets out of her apartment from time to time. Nor would her target audience be in any position to accurately assess his "competition" when he admittedly still doesn't even know who the fuck Ralph is, and still needs to be filled in on even the most basic lore:


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Neither one of these idiots has the first clue what they're getting themselves into. It's too bad that Matt didn't know to simply text to Scarlett and text to her mother some links to threads here at the very least, but it's never too late for him to learn! Optimistic.webp
 
MirnaMinkoff said:
she’s never going to Mexico or fucking Ralph
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I really hope you’re wrong. I want to see this shitshow trip happen, to see her face when she meets ralph irl for the first time. I want to see the low-rent hotel he books
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(this is what he flexed online on his last beach trip in ‘paradise’)
and what happens when this manic nutcase interacts with the RALPHAMALE 24/7. Please let it happen.
 
Masked Hero Dark Law said:
nigga what?

In all seriousness... nigga what?

The last thing that needs to happen is the birth of baby by washed "Blacked" whore and Ethan Ralph. Also, isn't Ethan 40 now? Is he trying to make the second coming of Chris-chan?
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My gigglometer would go off the charts if Ralph successful managed to bed the crackwhore one time, she got pregnant around the same timeframe, and the baby turned out to be the chocolatey offspring of some random nignog. Only because we just know how much Ralph would be piggily gloating during the preceding 9 months.

We already witnessed him do the exact same thing with Xanduh, and he cranked it up even moreso with "Reroll". The big multiplier here is that Ralph's life wasn't nearly as miserable or depressing during those times as it is now. Back then, he had a small speck of hope that he'd find some small level of happiness in his life. Now? Oh ho ho, no. He knows his life is effectively ruined, so he'd leap so incredibly hard at the opportunity to prove to da gaylogs that it's not.

Now how does Ralph impregnating an insane crackwhore and past-her-prime pornstar, when he's already removed from his other two children's lives, own da gaylogs? Beats me, but that's just how the Ralphamind operates.

However, just imagine Ralph's immediate cope. After spending 9 months of him gloating non-stop about a third Ralphaspawn, only to discover the child is a literal nigger instead of the West Memphis white trash wigger variety. He'd obviously default to "well ahh fucked a porn star and still gaht twooo white keeeedz", but Ralph can't handle criticism in nearly the same capacity as he used to. The spiral would be glorious. He'd hopefully start arguing with YouTube videos again, and loop over fake Harreh's donos for hours in a pilled out stupor.

Please dear God. Give the Ralphamale one last gleam of hope to hang himself mercilessly with before he dies. PLEASE
lowly kiwi merchant said:
There is a Scarlett porn video where she gets fucked by two gay guys while they eat each other's assholes and suck each other off. She has AIDS for sure and Ralph wants to kiss her on the mouth and taste it.
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You know what's funny? Ralph will see shit like this, where people think it's beyond disgusting, use it to build whatever fucking retarded wrassle wrassle image he thinks will inflate his ego the most, and holler about da "Karen Farms". He legitimately doesn't understand that the vast, vast majority of people don't spend their entire day focused in cooming, much less licking people's buttholes for banana milk.
 
For the first time in my life I'm unable to watch these recent pillstreams. This woman (scarlet?) is so insufferable that she makes ralph look normal in comparison.
 
I doubt Ralph is physically capable of performing the act necessary to impregnate this woman. I guess his alcoholism and pill addiction have a bright side.
 
lowly kiwi merchant said:
There is a Scarlett porn video where she gets fucked by two gay guys while they eat each other's assholes and suck each other off. She has AIDS for sure and Ralph wants to kiss her on the mouth and taste it.
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Just for that poopoo taste
deputydogshit2.0 said:
I doubt Ralph is physically capable of performing the act necessary to impregnate this woman. I guess his alcoholism and pill addiction have a bright side.
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Didn't stop him the last two times with crazy BPD whores
 
Folgers Can said:
Her whole performative display has always been about Matt, and all things considered she'll be better off when she goes back to him,
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With this knowledge in hand my ideal outcome for this situation is that Ralph does knock her up and she has the kid only to immediately flee back to the arms of her ex, leaving Ralph alone again and the absent father to yet another demonbaby.
 
PussyCheeseburger said:
I have a horrible feeling that Scarlett is going to be Ralph's NAL
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I'm just laughing because every single person, outside of his handful of literally retarded sycophants, is telling him that not only is this going to end absolutely horribly, but pointing out the various ways this will certainly end horribly. But no. Ralph is driven by his pure West Memphis white trash instincts fueled by his nigger worship.

Now is this exactly how he ended up subsisting his entire existence on a dwindling income of $500 a week (TOPS), whilst living alone in a Mexican shack? Are the same faulty genetics and dysfunctional behavior that are forcing him to to openly humiliate himself over a crackwhore the same ones that led him to having no friends, a severe substance abuse problem, and barred from entry to the country his daddeh gave him? The answer is yes.

On the plus side, when this inevitably goes either very poorly or extremely poorly, we can rest assured Ralph is gonna do the same thing he always does. That is, seething alone in his 200 sqft Mexican shack (well, until he gets deported from fucking Mexico of all things. Seriously. Who the hell had that on their bingo card 5+ years ago? The Corn Harvest is one hell of a drug) over how he ruined his life, and over the gaylogs being right once again. The same gaylogs who've been explicitly telling him "Ralph, this is a terrible idea. If you do it, nothing good can come from it." for years while he puts his hands over his ears since he can't handle any criticism whatsoever because he's so absurdly thin skinned and sensitive.

What's worse (or great if you're not a fat retard living in a Mexican shack who steals your more intelligent and handsome brother's identity) is Ralph won't learn a single fucking thing once the Scarlett era implodes. The only downside is it'll beat the piggy down even more. On the bright side, that might mean he's so thoroughly beaten down he just accepts he needs to have a pillstream every day until he's dead because there's no other point in living his miserable life.
Too Sneed to care said:
Bro knows any alogs or trolls left are going to have a fun day with that
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Not really. He ain't got none, LOL. Ralph gets a handful of eyes on him when he's spiralling like he is right now, but he's only got a handful of people who are committed enough to consistently fuck with him on Xitter. If the slow chat, low number of actual viewers, lack of clippers, and non-existent donos are anything to go by, Ralph's career is dead. Even if he did, troll/alog criticism rolls off his smooth brain for the reason in my reply above
Too Sneed to care said:
God damn how does he look more and more like he just escaped the retirement home with dementia
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Poor genetics, a debilitating and lifelong case of extreme substance abuse, and never exercising in any shape/form once in his life whatsoever explain it pretty well. 40, which Ralph surprisingly is even even though he's got the mind of a teenage boy and emotions of a teenage girl, is when things go from kinda sorta falling apart to completely falling apart in circumstances like his. All this to say it ain't gonna get any better.
deputydogshit2.0 said:
I doubt Ralph is physically capable of performing the act necessary to impregnate this woman. I guess his alcoholism and pill addiction have a bright side.
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Funny how you're thinking of of that aspect of "physically capable" while I'm thinking of his bum knee, weak heart, and terrible level of fitness. Granted, it's well known that Ralph's lazy as fuck and exclusively does cowgirl because it's the least amount of effort possible on his end, but huffing and puffing by just getting on the bed while your knee is trying to fall off only serves to preoccupy your mind and body with things other than getting a boner.
 
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