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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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lowly kiwi merchant said:
Even a schitzo retard like scarlet must realize that a gunt monster with 2 children he doesn't see or support is not an ideal mate.Not to mention the audio recording of his assaulting his wife. Also, he is still married.
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You don't need to think when you're a bipolar whore who is on drugs half the time. All it will take is one bad decision and one flight ticket to ruin her life and our little piggy is a patient one. Better hope she really is just putting on an act.
 
Can't count the net positives a marriage with an ex-pornstar would have even if he'd miraculously get his act together.
 
lowly kiwi merchant said:
Even a schitzo retard like scarlet must realize that a gunt monster with 2 children he doesn't see or support is not an ideal mate.Not to mention the audio recording of his assaulting his wife. Also, he is still married.
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you really think a whore who made a living fucking niggers is capable of making a not retarded life decision?
 
30+GameOvers said:
I'm split 50-50 on if she is just using him for content, or if she really is this fucking stupid to be groomed by a pig monster. She's definitely no mastermind, and she is a BPD junkie, even if she's just using the pigboy, she might make a bad decision after a bad drug trip or too much alcohol and he will take advantage of that. We will see, it will be very funny if Scarlett pulls the rug out on him after he publicly promised to inseminate her lmfao
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why not both? Also who says whe won't get an abortion?
 
RollingRock2 said:
Does he not realize prostitutes are on birth control...?
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Don't worry, when piggy gets his hands on that woman, he will sniff out those pills like truffles, and throw that shit out. This bish clearly doesn't know who she's dealing with, lmfao
Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
why not both? Also who says whe won't get an abortion?
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A Ralphabortion would absolutely break piggy if the kid is re-rolled into a boy. If that happens, I hope we at least get a confirmation it's not re-rolled into a girl again, otherwise he won't care.
 
I would like to make a prediction: Ralph fucks the whore. The whore does indeed get pregnant. The baby comes out some shade of brown making it apparent Ralph is not the father. Ralph is ordered to pay child support and his pride will prevent him from demanding a paternity test as it would also be proof positive he was cucked by a coalburning whore. The only unknown is if he actually pays or absconds to yet another Latin American country.
 
AncientPhosphur said:
If we play “Does Ralph not realize” we will keep going until the heat death of the universe
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I mentioned this in an earlier post, that Ralph is aware of things but does not care because his West Memphis white trash X nigger brain doesn't comprehend abstract thought. Ralph's feeble mind, largely due to faulty genetics, drug abuse, and a poor upbringing, is incapable of perceiving the slightest possibility of facing negative reprocrussions which may affect him in the future. Doesn't matter if they're near-certain or damn near guaranteed. If he's not dealing with negative consequences (really, this extends beyond negative consequences but w/e) at that very moment, the concept that they might and/or will happen doesn't exist in his head.

TBH, it's legitimately one of my many favorite things about Raloh because never fails to sulk, cope, and seethe whenever he's ultimately forced to confront those self-incflicted negative reprocrussions. Especially when it's over something that he's either been giddily babbling about while everyone somehow, miraculously even, predicts the future almost verbatim (like the Scarlett era), OR when it's from an impulsively retarded thing he did because he let his womanly BPD emotions overwhelm his self-control.

The former because it's yet another documented example of da gaylogs gayloggin' him via providing helpful advice, and the latter because well duh. Regardless of which, it leads to Ralph reminiscing over the many, many decisions and/or actions that have led to him ruining his life so utterly, completely, and irreparably.
 
Spergichu said:
She's been orbiting Rekieta and the Dabbleverse faggots along with Ralph. She's 100% looking for clout and thinks this band of retards will give her some because they're all retarded enough to fall for it.
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She could always have another angle, not so much for clout as simply using both Rekieta and Ralph as unwitting pawns to make her on-and-off ex Matt Mead jealous and convince him that she can so easily secure ostensibly superior options, so as to then go back to him with more bargaining power in their relationship. Not only is that sort of thing a classic BPD tactic right up her alley, moreover it has Dabbleverse precedent that she would be familiar with and would know to mimic to the excitement of her target audience familiar with it, namely how Felicia Gillespie would use KarmicX as an unwitting pawn to make make her ex Pat Dixon jealous, followed by using Clearwater Chad as an unwitting pawn to make then-ex KarmicX jealous and get back with him, and so on.

I wouldn't have believed it in Ralph's case until seeing Scarlett's DMs with Matt Mead that he leaked, deleted, and then re-leaked yesterday, which show just how smitten Scarlett still was with her ex as of just this past Wednesday, within hours of her appearing on the Killstream to suggest the exact opposite:

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Her whole performative display has always been about Matt, and all things considered she'll be better off when she goes back to him, since he, like Ralph but unlike Rekieta, exudes some semblance of the masculinity and dominance that she seeks, and since he, like Rekieta but unlike Ralph, actually has money.
 
I'd say maybe Our Pig will realize the (somehow) woman out of his league is using him, but that's not why he's Our Pig.

Has he said if he's the one that has bought her everything to get set up, talking to an audience of 10, and actually losing money?
 
Rage Pig said:
Demonbaby 3 and a schizo show incoming?
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10000% cope because she’s never going to Mexico or fucking Ralph, but she is desperate for attention so she will play act stupid BS on his streams when the mood strikes her. It’s the best Ralph can do, then declare she failed his test.

After this she will enter the Ralphalegend as his porn star ex, even though he was never within a thousand miles of her.
 
I honestly think she's just sniffing around for a gaytor to set up all her nerd shit, so she can start streaming and collecting from simps. Ralph's just the dumbest mark.
 
Folgers Can said:
She could always have another angle, not so much for clout as simply using both Rekieta and Ralph as unwitting pawns to make her on-and-off ex Matt Mead jealous and convince him that she can so easily secure ostensibly superior options, so as to then go back to him with more bargaining power in their relationship.
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I don't know how anyone could posibly see Ralph or Rekieta as an upgrade, even ostensibly. Then again, you have to be a huge fucking retard to date a pornstar so this might actually work for her.
 
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