💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Gentlebastard]

So anonymous tips to local authorities that a certain Fatty in Milwaukee visited Jeffery Epstein's islands in the 2000s would be 1000% verified truth?

No, because it would require the criminal justice system to believe it is reasonable that a midwestern, garden-variety liberal rube with authorial pretensions and more dinosaur toys than readers would attract the attention of Epstein, a notorious seeker of the rich, famous and influential.

However, if Epstein were alive and freely plying his trade, it is perfectly believable that Pat would be involved in the affair as a side attraction. Just like European nobility used to have dwarves, cripples and blacks as pets and jesters, it is believable that Little St. James would have a large pen dedicated to the Cannibal Man-Pig of Minnesota, as both a curio and corpse disposal unit (it would complain endless and effeminately about the kind of meat it is served, but calories are calories, and you can't maintain the mass of a grown sperm whale by being picky).

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

I wanted to repost the time when Rick took avatars way too seriously. Nice try, stupid.
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You are not my tagine, stalker. You do not make anything tasty and "exotic", although you do share one similarity: like the tagine, you will be ending your life rotting and collecting dust in a box, a cell. Enjoy prison.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

No, because it would require the criminal justice system to believe it is reasonable that a midwestern, garden-variety liberal rube with authorial pretensions and more dinosaur toys than readers would attract the attention of Epstein, a notorious seeker of the rich, famous and influential.

However, if Epstein were alive and freely plying his trade, it is perfectly believable that Pat would be involved in the affair as a side attraction. Just like European nobility used to have dwarves, cripples and blacks as pets and jesters, it is believable that Little St. James would have a large pen dedicated to the Cannibal Man-Pig of Minnesota, as both a curio and corpse disposal unit (it would complain endless and effeminately about the kind of meat it is served, but calories are calories, and you can't maintain the mass of a grown sperm whale by being picky).

I'm sure Epstein would have hired Patrick for his services in catching negro children for certain clientele.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

So anonymous tips to local authorities that a certain Fatty in Milwaukee visited Jeffery Epstein's islands in the 2000s would be 1000% verified truth?

Don’t give the Redditors any ideas to make the next data dump more entertaining.

 

[Stinkum]

Spoiler: jakking attempt

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Has anyone tried jakking him?

 

[MilkThePig]

An undercover reporter was able to capture this genuine image of the inside of Rick's basement. So many innocent lives lost so he can continue his spicey sausage empire. Is one of those pepperoni piles Niki? Does he derive sexual pleasure from his pepperoni preparation methods? These are questions we may never know the answer to.

You're a sick man, Rick Tomlinson. A sick sick man (also fat).

 

[Racial Slurs the Movie]

Tomlinson spends so much time responding to trolls that AI have likely been trained/influenced by his posts.

Patrick causing the world to dry out by replying constantly to an AI bot made to fuck with him is genuinely one of most realistic ways I see the human race ending.

 

[ChampFantana]

Look at those fucking jowls, and he's never gained a pound since high school let alone his mugshot.

Piggertits is so fat, his mugshot weighs 75 pounds.

 

[whatchamacallit]

His lame attempt at taking a swing gets me everytime. Like he's in slow motion. Wish they would've tazed his baby back ribs for that.

They're arresting fatrick, that'd just be excessive use of force

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

They're arresting fatrick, that'd just be excessive use of force

If i were a cop i would let it have come to that the second he opened his lisping, faggot mouth, i'd Rodney King'd that ass

 

[whatchamacallit]

If i were a cop i would let it have come to that the second he opened his lisping, faggot mouth, i'd Rodney King'd that ass

If you were a cop you'd be too busy arresting innumerable stalker children all around the country and sentencing them for life imprisonment in the oubliette to bust oinkler's niggeroni operation

 

[Judge Holden]

It appears that Fatrick is now planning to create a Negerwurst basement under the surface of Mars

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

If you were a cop you'd be too busy arresting innumerable stalker children all around the country and sentencing them for life imprisonment in the oubliette to bust oinkler's niggeroni operation

Don't make me spoonfeed you your own teeth, stalker. The first thing i'd do as a cop would be reopening the case of Bernell Tramell's murder of course.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Piggertits is so fat, his mugshot weighs 75 pounds.

Fat Rick is so fat, when he wears yellow the kids think the school bus is here.

 

[AspieNextDoor]

Has anyone tried jakking him?

I was bored

This pic isn't really jakable so I did some creative liberty THOUGH

 

[polyester]

One of the pests is not happy that Pat is stealing his style:
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Meme Mike subtly disses Pat:
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[Anonymus Fluhre]

It appears that Fatrick is now planning to create a Negerwurst basement under the surface of Mars
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What the hell is he talking about? They're not shielded against radiation. You just have significant protection against it. The +17C that can be found in those tubes will depend on where they are (larger ones could be -20C). There's also some issues with these. Any structure you put on the moon will have to be sealed. You also have to be more than a "few meters". Luckily they can be quite large before facing collapse.

 

[Laburnum]

What the hell is he talking about? They're not shielded against radiation. You just have significant protection against it. The +17C that can be found in those tubes will depend on where they are (larger ones could be -20C). There's also some issues with these. Any structure you put on the moon will have to be sealed. You also have to be more than a "few meters". Luckily they can be quite large before facing collapse.

Hush, little baby child. A science fiction author is talking.

 

[Knee Heel No Womb]

No, because it would require the criminal justice system to believe it is reasonable that a midwestern, garden-variety liberal rube with authorial pretensions and more dinosaur toys than readers would attract the attention of Epstein, a notorious seeker of the rich, famous and influential.

JF Gariepy is unironically in the Epstein emails. Anything's possible, my dude.

 

[Dean Pentel]

I was bored
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This pic isn't really jakable so I did some creative liberty THOUGH
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The top one is okay. The bottom two...were you trying to be nice by making his tits and gunt like 20% the size they actually are? I don't get it.

What the hell is he talking about? They're not shielded against radiation. You just have significant protection against it. The +17C that can be found in those tubes will depend on where they are (larger ones could be -20C). There's also some issues with these. Any structure you put on the moon will have to be sealed. You also have to be more than a "few meters". Luckily they can be quite large before facing collapse.

So you may not know this but Patrick is as fucking ignorant as he is fat. And unemployed. And unlikable. And dishonest. And gay. And bitter about being a fucking loser.

Oh yeah, he's also damn fat.