US US Politics General 2: Hope Edition - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

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Lip Glossary said:
I don't think they can reattach that.
I just googled it you only have 8 hours to reattach a foreskin if you have Jewish buyer's remorse.
I'm sorry to say this but I'm pretty sure your dad was either on walkabout or he just saved your foreskin in a jar as a joke with his buddies.
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look dude, I’m not trying to rub it in anyone’s face what their circumcision status is, but if you put yourself in those shoes, what’s the rationale for cutting it off?

Like, the foreskin doesn’t even retract until you’re older, it’s held in place by a membrane so the whole story about infections is bullshit. There’s no place for it to occur

Like AFTER it goes back, if you don’t wash your shit dead skin can collect in there but like let’s say all in all, if you have something important, don’t you want to protect it?

Like do you put your glasses in a case, or do you rub them against a metal zipper all the time when you’re not wearing them?
 
Lip Glossary said:
I copped to it, now you're just bullying me.
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weak
SpergioLeonne said:
look dude, I’m not trying to rub it in anyone’s face what their circumcision status is, but if you put yourself in those shoes, what’s the rationale for cutting it off?

Like, the foreskin doesn’t even retract until you’re older, it’s held in place by a membrane so the whole story about infections is bullshit. There’s no place for it to occur

Like AFTER it goes back, if you don’t wash your shit dead skin can collect in there but like let’s say all in all, if you have something important, don’t you want to protect it?

Like do you put your glasses in a case, or do you rub them against a metal zipper all the time when you’re not wearing them?
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Why the fuck is circumcision so widespread in Burgerland anyway?
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SpergioLeonne said:
look dude, I’m not trying to rub it in anyone’s face what their circumcision status is, but if you put yourself in those shoes, what’s the rationale for cutting it off?

Like, the foreskin doesn’t even retract until you’re older, it’s held in place by a membrane so the whole story about infections is bullshit. There’s no place for it to occur

Like AFTER it goes back, if you don’t wash your shit dead skin can collect in there but like let’s say all in all, if you have something important, don’t you want to protect it?

Like do you put your glasses in a case, or do you rub them against a metal zipper all the time when you’re not wearing them?
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I just realized you said that your dad saved your foreskin and I thought that you meant that you were circumcised and he took your foreskin home in case you wanted to reattach it as an adult.
Holy shit, I'm retarded :lol:
 
Nihil Jung said:
That slit be fire, yo frfr
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Lol "accidently doused herself in gasoline" might be the final boss of women dodging all responsibility/agency for their actions.

"Listen, my wife wasn't suicidal, officer, merely 'tarded."
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How is a woman "dodging all responsibility/ agency" if she's dead and others are the ones saying no one is to blame? A man hoping to avoid investigation or embarrassment might just suggest the highly improbable.

That aside, I can't believe they did this:

Regina lit up every room she entered.
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God of Nothing said:
weak

Why the fuck is circumcision so widespread in Burgerland anyway?
oh wait
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It's not what you think, the people who made Kellogg's cereal and graham crackers which were both originally made to curb sexual impulse pushed circumcision in the late 1890s to Christians as a way to stop young children from masturbating and therefore sinning.
 
had to attend a cultural awareness seminar taught by a jew, for a pay raise, saw this slide and realized that the seminar exits only to radicalize people.
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it also had this retarded video where all the bad people are white, and then the stand in for bad people was killed by a bunch of minorities.
 
harmy.kook said:
@God of Nothing and @SpergioLeonne I'm imagining a time travel heist, but it's just saving Lip's foreskin
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While you're there do me a solid and tell my mom to start checking her tits for lumps.
SpergioLeonne said:
Lol I thought that was some advanced bogan sarcasm
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Nope just a momentary case of drongo brain :story:
Friend of Dorothy Parker said:
How is a woman "dodging all responsibility/ agency" if she's dead and others are the ones saying no one is to blame?
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Still typical fucking female behaviour to start drama in the suicide note that she won't have to clean up, though.
 
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