💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Super Hans v2]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-2gSA7F7VQg

The AI even got his gimped right arm and scooty puff height right without being prompted. Truly a wonder and not just a toy for retards like Jack anymore.

 

[AnOminous]

She kept saying how much money they were saving then I pointed out the time she was spending driving there and back plus the gas she burned to do so.

Plus the whole driving back drunk off your ass thing, which is generally a bad idea and illegal on top of that.

Sometimes these life hacks aren't as good as some people make them out to be.

It's like the life hack where you go to a shitty fast food place and order fries without salt to make them fresh. Nigga, they just chuck them back in the deep fryer for a bit and serve them to you re-fried. Just go to a place where the fries are actually fresh.

 

[souschef]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=-2gSA7F7VQg

Proud to display that he needs to resort to AI bullshit because he's too lazy and unskilled to actually pose with the end product of his cooking

How is he not ashamed of this?

 

[Shartavius]

How is he not ashamed of this?

Jack lacks the capacity for anything but penis and terrible chili. It's a high traffic blood diaper.

 

[the khat quaffer]

Proud to display that he needs to resort to AI bullshit because he's too lazy and unskilled to actually pose with the end product of his cooking

How is he not ashamed of this?

You ask if Jack has shame...have you seen the thumbnails he willingly chooses for his CwJ vids? Remember the one where he's literally creaming his jockeys looking at a dog's butt?

This video manages to offend me on multiple levels, despite running at just around one minute.

1) The Jackanape continues to praise AI in one gurgly breath, then chastise people for using AI in another. Pick a lane you literal dent head. The last moaning moment, a week ago, he said AI BAD. Now he's jobbing its knob. His brain is eroding week by week. If you're gonna be a retard, at least be consistent.

2) This vid is a new low for his already abysmally low-effort youtube sharts. He just screen recorded his phone.

3) The end result is fucking hideous and openly mocking him. The depth of focus is all fucked up, his right arm is comically angled, the pan is almost up against his fucking chin, god knows what his left arm is doing but there's no way it could hold the pan this way.

3.1) Mooost people that take pics of their culinary creations would get the dish in good lighting on a solid, steady surface, not hold it up to their like a 2 year old's first spaghetti dinner.

4) his shirt looks like it says asbestos.

5) That's clearly penne pasta in the pan and I'm sure that's not America's favorite.

6) Jack used a picture where he looks depressed and constipated, which makes the end result look funny.

7) "The title of image says"

This video is not only uneducational, it's insulting. Uneducational because his narration is basically "i need a thing, so i said do the thing". Literally, that's how it starts out. If the viewer is some 60+ year old boomer who couldn't solve a captcha to save their lives, they're not gonna know wtf to do, where to start, or what chatGPT is. Younger people by and large take to technology far more readily and don't need this level of half-assed hand holding. So this wet shart of an upload will resonate with literally nobody.

9) lol his right eyebrow is a little fucky in the image he used due to his strokes, ai tried to unfuck it. Alas the technology isn't advanced enough yet. We can make virtual youtubers turn pasty gooners into underage anime girls but we can't unstroke his face.

9) Zero preparation. You can see his drop down menu briefly when he switches over, including his Apple TV whatever. Nothing there but one day some shit is gonna show up, Jack.



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[Falcon Sebben]

I bet whatever she was driving 90 minutes for was just some instagram-friendly 0.1% ABV super sugary shit that would make Jack astral project.

Anything sweet & fruity where she couldn't taste the alcohol was her speed.

I assumed by default he meant free home shipping.

I would too but I've also learned that Fatty is a moron.

Proud to display that he needs to resort to AI bullshit because he's too lazy and unskilled to actually pose with the end product of his cooking

How is he not ashamed of this?

If Fatty could feel shame he wouldn't use that soyface for his thumbnails.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Jack lacks the capacity for anything but penis and terrible chili. It's a high traffic blood diaper.

16x9 is Jack's ideal penis size. Also lmao at his "Bestie Boys" shirt. The AI knows.

That AI pasta also looks a lot better than anything he's ever made, especially the pinkish ziti abomination called Lazy Man's "Lasagna".

 

[semitooth]

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=e2iyLd77s2w

Nigga has an app called meatmeat!

Proud to display that he needs to resort to AI bullshit because he's too lazy and unskilled to actually pose with the end product of his cooking

How is he not ashamed of this?

And as predictable as the sun rising ….he will bitch about people using AI tomorrow

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Nigga has an app called meatmeat!

Are we sure he isn't using a gay dating app?

 

[densedance]

Nigga has an app called meatmeat!

"Meep meep"

He sounds like a penguin ffs.

 

[the khat quaffer]

"Meep meep"

He sounds like a penguin ffs.

Probably because he was fed like one growing up.

 

[the khat quaffer]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=e2iyLd77s2w

"ok guise, it's time for your bicentenial tech time. i just installed this new app called grinder. it's a great app where like-gobbled content greators can get together a share meat recipes, dock their meat, case their sausages, watch pirates of the caribbean 3. also let's you share contact info of people at work you hate. i've been chattingwith met a guy named browneyedearl and im already invited to help smoke his meat family style a local North american meat brand lovers associateship cookout. a saber-rattlin' mouth frottin tete a tete where the host who can boast the most roast is crowned kingofhill. stay tuned for next weeks moanin' movement . join me, won'tcha?

Are we sure he isn't using a gay dating app?

no.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Proud to display that he needs to resort to AI bullshit because he's too lazy and unskilled to actually pose with the end product of his cooking

How is he not ashamed of this?

The ONLY thing that Jack is ashamed of is his inability to just eat only meat and cure himself.

Thats why he COPES AND SNEEDS and lies about still being CARNIVORE

 

[a terminal posture]

Grown man salivates over pictures of processed-meat sangwhiches which inevitably will look nothing like the delivered product.

 

[Slavic Patronym]

Probably because he was fed like one growing up.

He wasn't, but not for lack of trying. His brother Jim revealed that Jack always wanted multiple servings of dinner but wasn't allowed because there wasn't enough food and they were too poor. (Yet Jack still managed to get fat, as people noticed as soon as high school.)

 

[Falcon Sebben]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=U2prZhcovF8
Grown man salivates over pictures of processed-meat sangwhiches which inevitably will look nothing like the delivered product.

Who in their right mind goes to fucking Arby's for a hot Italian beef sandwich? But then this is mushbrain we're talking about so it tracks.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=U2prZhcovF8
Grown man salivates over pictures of processed-meat sangwhiches which inevitably will look nothing like the delivered product.

If you’re not watching these at 0.25x you are missing out on the horror:


GAIZ! The hollow penyo pobbers are full of crean cheese!


Jack doubled the meat on his. He can’t pronounce the topping name so he just fucks it up on purpose.


Jack loves the cum sauce cups


Jack is glowing like he just left the rub n tug


Tammy licks her fingers again and has greasy ass hands


Jack botched about the price despite getting drinks sides and desserts for two for under $40


Dunk dunk dunk and dead hand


TAMMYS ASS IS HUUUUGGGEEEE

 

[Super Hans v2]

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If only Jack shown Tammy as much passion as he does a goyslop sandwich, she wouldn't be such a CUNT.

 

[Tiresome]

He wasn't, but not for lack of trying. His brother Jim revealed that Jack always wanted multiple servings of dinner but wasn't allowed because there wasn't enough food and they were too poor. (Yet Jack still managed to get fat, as people noticed as soon as high school.)

Even in his senior picture, he wasn't really visibly porky, but as soon as he figured out how to marry women with full time jobs, it was all aboard the FUD train for Fatso.